FTA-TV The Geriatchelor: Coming soon to Channel Nine

[Shell]

Ok lets get wet

 

[Shell]

Um. You're not in 5M deep water.

Can you stand? Then you are ok

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Couldn’t wear something a bit better lol

 

[Shell]

Lmao. Great photos guys

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Smart play lol

 

[LukeParkerno1]

You couldn’t let them wear swimwear at least?

 

[Shell]

LOL bit deer in the headlights there

 

[Shell]

"She kicked me in the head" lmao

 

[Shell]

I got fair dinkum kicked when coming off a banana boat ride. ****ing bitch.

I was like ive had enough at the point and got into the boat.

 

[Shell]

Lol this chicks accent. I'm sorry.. i cant stop laughing at it

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Lol this chicks accent. I'm sorry.. i cant stop laughing at it

It’s so bad it’s funny

 

[Shell]

It’s so bad it’s funny

She just sounds thick as shit.

Or evil.

I cant decide which one.

 

[Shell]

It’s so bad it’s funny

Yeah im afraid im tapping to watch something else, I have on record.

Can you just fill me in what happens from here on in, cheers

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Yeah im afraid im tapping to watch something else, I have on record.

Can you just fill me in what happens from here on in, cheers

Only 20 min left

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Oh goody the boring bachelor no one can understand is next

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Angie is very nice but she’s almost too insecure

 

[LukeParkerno1]

You are correct the photo IS terrible

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Ellie’s dress is smashing

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Omg lol just talk you muppet

 

[Shell]

Oh goody the boring bachelor no one can understand is next

If you want a srsly underrated reality show.. try "Rich House Poor House" its on GO every Sunday at like 3pm, then repeated late night.

It's decent.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

If you want a srsly underrated reality show.. try "Rich House Poor House" its on GO every Sunday at like 3pm, then repeated late night.

It's decent.

I will give it a go

 

[LukeParkerno1]

She wants a beer you tool

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Brea is way too nice for this show

 

[Shell]

I will give it a go

It's British, and its basically two families that swap lives for a week, one rich, one poor.

It seems actually pretty legit and can be quite an eye opener. And also funny

 

[Shell]

Brea is way too nice for this show

Sounds like I didnt miss much then?

Travel Guides is on tomorrow night.