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Pursing the lips isn't a great sign

Picked it

 

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So this was a gigantic waste of time

 

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At least it was a shortened series

 

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Lmao are you kidding

 

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Hurricane is hitting the Bach

 

[HomerThompson]

Only way the earth is gonna move for those two.

 

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Wth is she babbling on about

 

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I wish I could watch First Dates instead of this shit

 

[HomerThompson]

Wth is she babbling on about

Agreed to no sex, but now no sleepovers or much beyond snogging. They're on different pages and he doesn't get it.

 

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I'm confused

 

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So his beds not big enough. What does he have a single bed like a kid does

 

[HomerThompson]

He's already booted his other women because he's only interested in her

 

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Goodbye

 

[HomerThompson]

So his beds not big enough. What does he have a single bed like a kid does

Because he intends to sleep alone

 

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Weird

 

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And this just gets weirder

 

[HomerThompson]

They're in Eltham

 

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Lmao the thongs

 

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Sexy

 

[HomerThompson]

His mother ("Baby" I kid you not) is a piece of work.

 

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Oh god **** off

 

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**** off some more

 

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I actually want to punch her in the face

 

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What a ****ing bellend

 

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**** everyone. Idc