Testicular torsion occurs when a testicle rotates, twisting the spermatic cord that brings blood to the scrotum. The reduced blood flow causes sudden and often severe pain and swelling.I think I can see what's occurred here. Mr Wasp has confused Mr Bedford with Mr G I.
Further to your BTW, I'm yet to encounter anyone who has had his balls in a knot. A tale you keep for your sports night appearances perhaps, maybe, possibly.