The Name Game

[Mogwai]

Power Neade Mohr Watts

 

[calaisking]

That rookie bloke called Jack Hiscox

If he ever gets subbed off, commentators will say

"Jack Hiscox off, random name here, on"

 

[STFU Donnie]

After his bust-up with North, when Carey was on the market, it was suggested that he go to Port to set up the line:

Carey Lade Stevens

 

[Josh McElgunn]

Ths

All current port players.

Neade Moore Redden White Wines

thats just about as good as you'll get - ever

 

[Forward Press]

als9 am drunk so these might actuall be funny?

All current port players.

Neade Moore Redden White Wines

Someone has an alcohol problem.

 

[PayFL]

All current port players.

Neade Moore Redden White Wines

lmao, rock solid gold.

Could add this part too: Scott Beams & Bundy - Neade Moore Redden White Wines.

Picken Green Crisp Pears

Champion Dear & Lyon Hunter Wines Fiora Moore Roughead - Darling Young White Hooker Cousins Playfair & Swallow & Jack Hiscox & Goldsack Longer

Carr Glass O'Brien

Swallow White Ablett

Neade Longer Cox, Moore Power

Dunn Wright Betts = Moore Rich

Raines Phil Lake & Rivers

Close Daw, Lockett

Lamb Currie

Hird Elton John May Eade Dick

Ellis in Sandilands

Tapscott Leek

Hooker Arnott Rich - Neade Terlich Cox


...

Lumumba (lol, this name is funny just by itself)

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

John Holmes Dick (they all started in the centre square during a game between Sydney and Essendon at the SCG)

 

[lmach]

Nahas Helbig Black Cox

 

[Josh McElgunn]

Oldies but goodies

John West Salmon
Lee Stretch Denham

 

[TBoyleSuperstar]

From Essendon in the early 90s, Kickett Long Watson

 

[Glorious couch life]

Some of you may have seen this team before (I've posted it in other "all time threads").

B: J. Farmer B. Lade J. Hogg

HB: P. German W. Harmes S. Dew

C: C. Stiller A. Proud C. Hooker

HF: J. Love A. Rock P. Hudson

F: N. Lappin B. Heady M. Frost

R: B. French D. Cox C. Smoker

Int. (from): D. Southern M. White B. Cousins
Q. Lynch S. Black P. Mann

Omitted: Lockyer Carr Dawes

 

[Pessimistic]

Believe it or not I was once carded for a similar post

Ps. Needs more suckling

 

[calaisking]

Shane Parker, Matt Carr

Parker Carr

 

[wcesam]

Cox to Swallow

 

[The_Reaper]

Western Australian State of Origin team circa 2012

My bench

Swallow Black Cox

 

[Josh McElgunn]

Surjan Pearce Hart

 

[Grockadoc]

Black Jaksch Carr is one my brother is partial to.

 

[Decimate]

That rookie bloke called Jack Hiscox

If he ever gets subbed off, commentators will say

"Jack Hiscox off, random name here, on"

I'll lose my shit when that happens

 

[base615]

Savage Black Hooker

Savage Black Hooker Mosely Gibbs Roughhead

 

[TheSunGod]

Lake Rivers Waters would be my preferred backline

Add David Flood (ex-Essendon) as a plus 1 and Paul Roos would have his perfect backline -

Lake Rivers Waters Flood.

 

[TheSunGod]

Anyone remember this...

 

[Goggin Our Best]

On an EPL scale - i can remember when Newcastle - the Toon Army had the following players

Allen Shearer
Carl Cort
Craig Bellamy
Shey Given
Gary Speed
Jonathon Woodgate

And a catchy phrase - ( probably by opposition supporters ) was penned by joining the surnames -

Shearer Cort ( as in caught) Bellamy Given Speed to Woodgate

 

[PayFL]

Hooker Eade Hiscox

 

[lusheslewis]

 

[Craze]

Christ that's good. I'm actually crying with laughter. Thanks!