Oppo Camp The Non-North Footy Discussion & Matchday Chat Thread (NNFD&MCT) IX

[Samsquanch]

Jesus that’s embarrassing.

Simmo was great in that presser

Pyke not so much.

 

[Samsquanch]

Simmo should call in sick on match day, stuff them

By text message

from Bali

 

[Marstermind]

He was.

Told his kids to take the visa card off their apps/disney plus as money was going to dry up. Also talked about dying his grey hair but was living a lie.

He's going to get paid $1m next year for sitting on his arse every day watching Disney+. I think the kids will be fine.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

That press conference was at Laura Kane justifying umpiring decisions levels of disaster.

**** me.

Pyke is a looney.

 

[Cyber_punk]

That press conference was at Laura Kane justifying umpiring decisions levels of disaster.

**** me.

Pyke is a looney.

That was almost as amatuerish as David Barham's firing of Ben Rutten back in 2022

 

[Samsquanch]

Pyke is a looney.

Has given off those vibes even from his playing days.

 

[gokangas]

Presser was awkwardly amusing.

 

[Samsquanch]

Presser was awkwardly amusing.

Maybe Don Pyke should step in as coach this weekend. He still has a couple of days to put his motivation program in place so that the players aren't left hanging.

 

[Roostein]

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[big_e]

That was almost as amatuerish as David Barham's firing of Ben Rutten back in 2022

Nah, man. The Rutten sacking is on the AFL's Mount Rushmore for poorly handled sackings.

It was his fourth day on the job, they did it solely to get Clarkson, who, of course, they didn't get. And then everyone was so pissed off about the whole thing that the CEO and four directors resigned. And then the replacement CEO had to quit after literally one day.

Good times.

 

[Hojuman]

Maybe Don Pyke should step in as coach this weekend. He still has a couple of days to put his motivation program in place so that the players aren't left hanging.

Got this funny face Pykie. The chin and lips are straight, but from there up his face sorta " veers " up off to the right.

 

[giantroo]

 

[muttley45]

Don Pyke, every time i see him, i remember the Crows Grand Final power stance for the National Anthem, and their pre season camp fiasco.

 

[krakouers]

That press conference was at Laura Kane justifying umpiring decisions levels of disaster.

**** me.

Pyke is a looney.

Smart guy and yet can come across as a bit aloof... to put it politely

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

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[Hojuman]

Oh, p.s. Wet Toast, Tassie are going to get a raft of concessions before joining the competition. Better get that drafting and trade period right.

Love & your's sincerely North B.F.

 

[Ashley B]

Simmo on The Don

 

[Nate7]

Smart guy and yet can come across as a bit aloof... to put it politely

I'm tipping he has an average IQ and a very low EQ.

 

[giantroo]

 

[big_e]

I'm tipping he has an average IQ and a very low EQ.

He was an accountant, so yeah, nailed it.

 

[Wristo_]

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Bigfooty is a modern day version of Beavis and Butthead, jee I wish they were my family instead of the inbreds I have!

 

[cybercrab]

Not a surprise at all, thank god we didn't get that FIGJAM

 

[giantroo]

 

[Nate7]

Is that a reference to players wanting the coach gone?

 

[Devington]

"Yass queen slay"