Oppo Camp The Non-North Footy Discussion & Matchday Chat Thread (NNFD&MCT) IX

[Samsquanch]

The AFL have concluded that Luke Sayers was hacked and has nothing to answer for.

All is right with the world.

Just to be safe, in case I ever get hacked, I checked the 2000 or so photos on my phone. Luckily, I didn't find any showing extraneous fleshy bits. There are far too many pictures of things I've seen in Bunnings and elsewhere that I thought might be useful for some project or other but any hacker who tries to get me into trouble is going to fall asleep while scrolling before they find anything even remotely saucy.

He must have just been unlucky I guess.

AFL Integrity unit have yet another "result"

Track record is impeccable.

 

[giantroo]

 

[DrZaius]

SACK JUH!!!

Yep missing a few training sessions is the same as stalking and harassing women. Totally comparable.

The funny thing is though if it was someone on our list you didn't rate like LMac who had missed a few sessions for unstated reasons you'd be the first unironically calling to sack them.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Just to be safe, in case I ever get hacked, I checked the 2000 or so photos on my phone. Luckily, I didn't find any showing extraneous fleshy bits. There are far too many pictures of things I've seen in Bunnings and elsewhere that I thought might be useful for some project or other but any hacker who tries to get me into trouble is going to fall asleep while scrolling before they find anything even remotely saucy.

He must have just been unlucky I guess.



Track record is impeccable.

Their engineering of outcomes is second to none.

 

[DuckYeah]

Yep missing a few training sessions is the same as stalking and harassing women. Totally comparable.

The funny thing is though if it was someone on our list you didn't rate like LMac who had missed a few sessions for unstated reasons you'd be the first unironically calling to sack them.

You know nothing about the JuH situation. Its not too dissimilar.

Sack JUH!! Trial by media and footy forums

 

[gokangas]

Sayers didn't confirm if the pic is his or not - interesting.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Sayers didn't confirm if the pic is his or not - interesting.

As usual, it’s not what is said, but what is omitted.

 

[LB2Snake]

Wonder what he used to "draw a line in the sand"

 

[Hojuman]

Did Trump pardon him ?

 

[Kanga Glory]

AFL - we'll say there is nothing to see here and you resign from carltank.

 

[King Corey]

Taking and sharing photos of your own junk appears to be the end game for a whole generation of blokes now.

Oh for a more innocent time when young men simply stole and scoured Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler.

 

[King Corey]

AFL - we'll say there is nothing to see here and you resign from carltank. In 2 years you can run a grassroots development program at AFL House and your redemption will be complete.

Efa.

 

[koshari]

Schache delisted, upgrade on ccj?

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

How exactly did the AFL determine that his Twitter account had been hacked?

What investigative tools to they possess that can determine that?

 

[chubbspeterson]

Schache delisted, upgrade on ccj?

 

[Disco Dew]

 

[the big lebowski]

So the run will make less money and help less women because a pic of a dick is posted to the public via a hacker?

Bupa virtue signalling hard

 

[King Corey]

How exactly did the AFL determine that his Twitter account had been hacked?

What investigative tools to they possess that can determine that?

Don't even start pondering salary cap policing especially after you quietly retrench the watchdog during Covid.

Do you have access to player accounts? ATO records? Company accounts? Family member accounts?

No journo would go near these deficiencies.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

So the run will make less money and help less women because a pic of a dick is posted to the public via a hacker?

Bupa virtue signalling hard

We don’t want to associate ourselves with someone deemed to have done nothing wrong.

 

[koshari]

Cmon, sitting on the pine all day he wouldnt get in souvas way like ccj does and probably be on less than 500k.

 

[Masked Avenger]

Lol.

Sayers resigns despite findings he did nothing wrong.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

If he didn't do it, what exactly is he "dealing with"?
If it truly wasn't him, it should start and stop at that explanation.

Guessing the hacker found pics of his willy that he had sent to a woman who wasn't his wife in his DMs.

 

[Ashley B]

Lol.

Sayers resigns despite findings he did nothing wrong.

Not that I know much about this but he has been found to do nothing wrong but sacked himself . Mmm ok so is it like saying look you found me not guilty your honour but is it possible to have some time in prison anyway ,heard it’s not that bad lol

 

[krakouers]

Taking and sharing photos of your own junk appears to be the end game for a whole generation of blokes now.

Oh for a more innocent time when young men simply stole and scoured Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler.

Can’t hack a Polaroid…

 

[ferball]

So the run will make less money and help less women because a pic of a dick is posted to the public via a hacker?

Bupa virtue signalling hard

Not signalling hard like ole mate Lukey tho!!!