Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz Thread

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

 

[RonSon]

 

[dav3]

clearly the way to negate Taylah is to put a black guy on him

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Quiet in here

Eat a burger full of ***** Cupcakes.
Imagine losing to Westies then Port twice in one day

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Eat a burger full of ***** Cupcakes.
Imagine losing to Westies then Port twice in one day

Downhill skiing all over the place. I'm sure you're proud

 

[RonSon]

Connor Rozee

1

Connor Rozee

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.6

5star

CL

1.0

3star

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.3

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

2.4

3star

CL

1.6

4star

D

16.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.4

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

3.4

5star

CL

0.8

3star

> Crow pretenders

 

[Maddogmetro]

Eat a burger full of ***** Cupcakes.
Imagine losing to Westies then Port twice in one day

Imagine celebrating your grand final against a bottom 4 side when you all thought you'd be premiers lol

 

[Nelso]

Regulation win against a minnow franchise.

Nice of racist Tex to make it to the ground for the last minute of the game.

 

[dav3]

So i guess Crows flogs are suddenly in "it's their grand final" mode

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

So i guess Crows flogs are suddenly in "it's their grand final" mode

Not really but it's just another example of Port downhill skiing on teams below them and giving absolutely nothing against teams above them. A very predictable result for the frontrunners from Alberton.

 

[RonSon]

Not really but it's just another example of Port downhill skiing on teams below them and giving absolutely nothing against teams above them. A very predictable result for the frontrunners from Alberton.

Maybe we should send our players on a mindf*ck camp to toughen them up!

 

[Nelso]

Not really but it's just another example of Port downhill skiing on teams below them and giving absolutely nothing against teams above them. A very predictable result for the frontrunners from Alberton.

You have not had a good day have you?

The trifecta of losses.

 

[Nelso]

Imagine drafting Chayce Jones

1

Chayce Jones

Age

25

Ht

182cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.6

3star

M

1.7

2star

T

1.9

4star

MG

178.6

3star

D

8.9

2star

K

4.9

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.4

2star

T

1.6

3star

MG

143.3

3star

D

9.4

3star

K

4.4

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

MG

175.0

3star

before Butters.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

You have not had a good day have you?

The trifecta of losses.

A trifecta of losses would be no finals for Port Adelaide, no finals for Port Power and Hinkley still coach in 23. But I'm sure the final 2 wins will give you that false hope once again

 

[Nelso]

A trifecta of losses would be no finals for Port Adelaide, no finals for Port Power and Hinkley still coach in 23. But I'm sure the final 2 wins will give you that false hope once again

Talking about false hope how about those 4 wins against Norf and West Coast which have flattered the Camries position on the ladder.

 

[JimmyBC]

Ned McHenry

25

Ned Mchenry

Age

24

Ht

179cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.7

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

2.3

4star

G

0.0

1star

D

9.7

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

5.7

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

0.0

1star

D

10.0

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

6.4

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.0

1star

, Chance Jones & Jimmy Rowe would struggle to get a game for Gumeracha.

 

[Maddogmetro]

So i guess Crows flogs are suddenly in "it's their grand final" mode

Did you see your douchebag players before the match? It was 100% your grand final. Your consolation given you didn't even make finals when you all thought you'd be premiers lol

Also hilarious that you try this card, when every single one of you campaigners (including you) said this exact thing when we won on round 3.

 

[Maddogmetro]

Talking about false hope how about those 4 wins against Norf and West Coast which have flattered the Camries position on the ladder.

You mean the two teams who were your first wins after going 0-5? Lol

 

[Nelso]

"Not sure it is pretty obvious. We have beaten Richmond, Bulldogs, Carlton and them. Their wins are flat tracking for the most part. If we win, it's the same number of wins. We are pretty on par.

No prizes for guessing which Camry flog said this.

Camries on a par with Port? Please explain Madflog

 

[Maddogmetro]

"Not sure it is pretty obvious. We have beaten Richmond, Bulldogs, Carlton and them. Their wins are flat tracking for the most part. If we win, it's the same number of wins. We are pretty on par.

No prizes for guessing which Camry flog said this.

Camries on a par with Port? Please explain Madflog

Lol up and about hey Meltso? Easy to explain. We are 1-1 this season (that's pretty much the definition of equal, don't you think?) you barely finished above us despite you all claiming to be premiership calibre. Pretty simple.

Easy to back up a comment you make isn't it? Oh wait you wouldn't know about that.

Who said this comment hmmm?

Care to explain?

 

[hippyhippy]

Didn't port play prelims last year? I wouldn't be so happy with 11th this year... they just beat a rebuilding crows team in a nothing match. And kern just guaranteed his job for another year. I don't think any crows fan care about such a loss. But I'm sure there's many port supporters disgusted by the win.

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Downhill skiing all over the place. I'm sure you're proud

Diddums Cupcakes, you lot are years away.
your recruiting has been putrid since Tippettgate. Lol

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

"Not sure it is pretty obvious. We have beaten Richmond, Bulldogs, Carlton and them. Their wins are flat tracking for the most part. If we win, it's the same number of wins. We are pretty on par.

No prizes for guessing which Camry flog said this.

Camries on a par with Port? Please explain Madflog

Are you one of the happy clappers that's proud of Ken and happy to have him?

Fact: you finished in the lower half of the ladder with us and were 1-1 for the year. You're simply just not as good as you think you are. Maybe you should accept that instead of living in false hope every year.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Diddums Cupcakes, you lot are years away.
your recruiting has been putrid since Tippettgate. Lol

We're just as close as you are. You're just not a very good team.

 

[Nelso]

Are you one of the happy clappers that's proud of Ken and happy to have him?

Fact: you finished in the lower half of the ladder with us and were 1-1 for the year. You're simply just not as good as you think you are. Maybe you should accept that instead of living in false hope every year.

Are you finally confirming that the Camries are ?