The Port Power Offseason Lolz thread.

[Team DJ]

As we know Port Powers season came to an end last Sunday.

This thread here is the put down all of the lolz that occur around the club during the offseason.

Some of the obvious ones will be:

• VIP and FoodBank stepping down as sponsors, leaving Port Power once again rattling tins for new sponsors.

• The selection of its new coach. Will surely bring some lolz, if Matthew Primus is anything to go by. (just on that a note to the other clubs, for a quick surge back up the ladder. Sack your current coach and select anyone of the blokes Port Power look over, Sloppy Scott at Geelong and Slops Sanderson at the Camries are living proof of this)

The new President will surely provide a laugh or two as well.

So bay lets use this as your one stop shop for all Port Power lolz this offseason.

 

[Geoffa32]

Putting it out there that Gary Hocking could end up Head Coach................

 

[Team DJ]

Trav Boak getting 1.3mill is surely the first cap off the ranks

 

[wambat]

Which sponsor can port send broke next?

 

[TheRoo32]

Poort as so sad, weak and indefensible you almost feel bad when trolling them these days. But then they go and do something like getting flogged by GWS and offer Boak $1.3 mill and you cant help but lol...

 

[Mofra]

Trav Boak getting 1.3mill is surely the first cap off the ranks

Surely a Mr Meaner?

 

[GoCROWS!]

Any surprise that strapped for cash port power infects their sponsors and sends them broke in a mutual symbiotic relationship of self-destruction.

 

[Double the Fist]

Jurrah to machette Boak during a 'training' mishap a la, Setanta O'hopeless and Cameron Cloke

 

[Damp Squarie]

Grocery shopping $160 for a bag of spuds!

 

[Damp Squarie]

Trav Boak getting 1.3mill is surely the first cap off the ranks

He must have leprosy if Geelong didnt want him; either that or swapping over to Melbourne is much of a muchness.

 

[The Karma Bus]

Hocking looking at the long term for his coaching career and not applying for the Poort coaching job..

 

[Schulzenfest]

Paying 600k or so a year for Travis Boak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Paying 600k or so a year for Spud Tippett.

 

[The Karma Bus]

Paying 600k or so a year for Travis Boak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Paying 600k or so a year for Spud Tippett.

Tippett is decent/good without being god's gift as some think he is, but this is another ridiculous statement brought to you by gopower Inc.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Travis Boak occasionally plays well against decent opponents, that puts him well ahead of Tippett.

 

[1970crow]

It's all hearsay, but from what i read, Tippett has another club prepared to pay him more than we do. Don't think that was the case travis buck.

 

[Brain Power]

Klumsy Kurt isn't worth half as much as Jay Schulz

 

[Nelso]

It's all hearsay, but from what i read, Tippett has another club prepared to pay him more than we do. Don't think that was the case travis buck.

Don't worry I give it until Sunday week and Spud will announce that he is leaving the Crows once they have finished exiting the finals in straight sets

 

[Biggy_Boy]

Travis Boak occasionally plays well against decent opponents, that puts him well ahead of Tippett.

Just wasn't good enough to get his team across the line against the mighty GWS.

 

[Brain Power]

Don't worry I give it until Sunday week and Spud will announce that he is leaving the Crows once they have finished exiting the finals in straight sets

I would hate to imagine how he feels after they lose to Fremantle

 

[Geoffa32]

Putting it out there that Gary Hocking could end up Head Coach................

Wont be this. Hocking has not applied.

Sounds like Scott Burns has pulled out.of the race as well. Now we know he thinks he is reading for a head coaching. ole, as he did a final interview for us last year. Just does not want to coach Port Power.

Who's next to pull out of the running?

 

[Geoffa32]

Paying 600k or so a year for Travis Boak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Paying 600k or so a year for Spud Tippett.

Tip does not have 30 forwards ahead.of him who are better than him.

Boak has at least 30 better.mids ahead of him.

 

[Brain Power]

Tip does not have 30 forwards ahead.of him who are better than him.

Boak has at least 30 better.mids ahead of him.

You could name 50 forwards better than Klumsy Kurt.

 

[Geoffa32]

You could name 50 forwards better than Klumsy Kurt.

Name em.....

 

[Brain Power]

1. Kepler Bradley

 

[Gray Day]

Paying 600k or so a year for Travis Boak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Paying 750k or so a year for Spud Tippett.

EFA.

So how's that new deal going for Kurt, Crowies? Is he playing this week? Should he be playing finals if he refuses to commit to the club?