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LOL Ninthmond, makes finals appearance loses to ninth. Following year make finals, lose in the first ten minutes because their captain can't tell which way the (very strong) wind is blowing.

Still, in all fairness it should be noted that Ninthmond have made more finals appearances at AO than the Camries have.
Happy anniversary Feb 14.... What have the slopes at Mt Hotham closed?
 
Imagine if we combined forces against the East Horshamites?

Mods could get more sleep and spend more time with their families

Jumbo and VB
subi and Beats
Amstaff and Cleric
Red mist and arsegardian
Ronson and Marty34
Jimmybeercans and Geoffa( be confusing for the turncoat he he)
All united and turning their attention on flogs like Shawt bombers and Tashawk etc

We'd chew up the rest of BF and it would either close down through fear or lack of interest seeing no more shit fights

Seriously if the two clubs buried the hatchet think of the benefits

We could bring a quick 50 thou along to the chant nights and teach them how to NTUA and in return they could teach our unemployed how to knit

I also understand there is at any time 3500 odd dentist in their demographic of crowds at any given time

In the spirit of cooperation we could combine finances and learn off each other

They would never question the 1870 establishment and do the Powa 1996 thing and in return we will ,in 100 years time ,recognise that they are a real non plastic traditional club with heritage

Just like 2 cent pieces the number 119 would get banished from all literature in SA along with the words souless and plastic

We could share Clangers which would end a year long thread

As SA great blood brothers we can now safely go to each others games and double both clubs attendances

Of course then with our combined TV rights audience appeal we could wrest half of collywobblers Friday nights off of them so they only have 10 of them left

In regard to the bulldogs and Demons we could ..ah who cares or notices those beige clubs anyway

As THE destination for young footy players there would be no more need for secret Balfour Pie deals to keep players and the spare pies could be donated to feed the chooks that shit on Richmonds club room steps

Food for thoughts fellow flogsters
Better the evil that you know etc

Best keep the shit fights going I reckon
The alternative yous might not like

Any benefits Of the two clubs burying the hatchet I may have missed?
If we did this we could be all having Sunday off!
Maybe going water ski ing or something
 

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I'm still not happy with this purported new Stadium deal anyway
An business tries to break away from their governing body
The said governing body takes them to court to make them stay
Fast forward and now the business is no longer under this governing body but this governing body still gets 30 % of their income FFS
 
This should help boost our bottom line Bernard.

Anyone else heard the club [camrys] are absolutely filthy about the Liverpool game.
Was always scheduled to be after the showdown so not happy it's a Port home game and they get to host our special visitors, but while we've been waiting like good boys and girls to be part of a joint promo effort with Port and the AFL in general, Port have used Burgo's contacts to get some special time with Liverpool from under our noses.
Expect their visit to SA to be all about the Power and we'll be left out in the cold. Have heard they're getting Burgo to take the Liverpool players for a session all decked out in Power training gear, and Rodgers to speak at the Port Chairmans lunch.
Even though I hate Liverpool, this is pretty disappointing.



Delicious.
 

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You think a sponsor would like to see their name broadcast on/ alongside an international sporting giant?

Yes I'm sure that Energy Australia and VIP will absolutely smash the international market after this exposure. I'm also sure that the international media will be fascinated to promote a team that plays a sport they know nothing about and have zero interest in. The only ones making cash out of this venture is United, Liverpool and the SMA.
 
Yes I'm sure that Energy Australia and VIP will absolutely smash the international market after this exposure. I'm also sure that the international media will be fascinated to promote a team that plays a sport they know nothing about and have zero interest in. The only ones making cash out of this venture is United, Liverpool and the SMA.


International market and media?

What on earth are you talking about?


You don't think Liverpool playing in SA is going to be a big story locally?
 
Seriously blinkered in regards to anything Port related.

Have to laugh.
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