Mega Thread The Questions Thread - Part III

[drd23]

Wouldn't a titanium cutting board be a great way to dull your knife really quickly?

 

[Gough]

I bought a mango tree trunk and made a chopping board from that.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Here's a slightly fiendish question.

But there are more than a few people on BF who can attest to the fact that I can be a real massive piece of shit when I'm pushed hard enough. Like, make you question everything you hold dear, real personal piece of shit stuff. (I think it's being the product of narcissist parents who didn't love me that gives me the capacity to be a real garbage human and be totally ok with it.)

Let's say you lived in an apartment building, and the Owners Corp were a bunch of wannabe American HOA ****wits determined to insert themselves into your home, selectively enforce rules, and attempt to cut you off from your community.

Let's say you were a real remorseless piece of shit.

Let's say you wanted to punish the whole ****ing building.

What are some of the things you might do?

 

[Billy ray]

Buy termites somehow and release them into gardens?

Lamb mince fat down the drains (common drains maybe? Is there a pool?)

Any lawns and gardens? Pool salt carpet bomb it. Or Scatter seeds from invasive weeds and plants

Food colouring in any common toilets like near pools etc

 

[Cruyff14]

Here's a slightly fiendish question.

But there are more than a few people on BF who can attest to the fact that I can be a real massive piece of shit when I'm pushed hard enough. Like, make you question everything you hold dear, real personal piece of shit stuff. (I think it's being the product of narcissist parents who didn't love me that gives me the capacity to be a real garbage human and be totally ok with it.)

Let's say you lived in an apartment building, and the Owners Corp were a bunch of wannabe American HOA ****wits determined to insert themselves into your home, selectively enforce rules, and attempt to cut you off from your community.

Let's say you were a real remorseless piece of shit.

Let's say you wanted to punish the whole ****ing building.

What are some of the things you might do?

Definitely don't do whatever you're considering doing.

Do not cut off your nose to spite the faces of several others who haven't wronged you.

 

[Billy ray]

You’ll get caught with any bullshittery you do, whether harmless pranks or illegal mischief.

But you can fantasise about doing them

 

[nobbyiscool]

Definitely don't do whatever you're considering doing.

Do not cut off your nose to spite the faces of several others who haven't wronged you.

Probably the best advice I've had in a while.... I feel like you know that's what I needed to hear!

What I was planning was pretty bad, and was on the very, very (, very) grey side of the law.

Still keen to hear any ideas that won't land me in jail though.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Food colouring in any common toilets like near pools etc

I kind of wish I had some you know. It would've been relatively harmless, but maximum impact ahead of the weather this weekend. I wonder where one would get a litre of red food dye at this time of night...

 

[rocker_oz33]

I kind of wish I had some you know. It would've been relatively harmless, but maximum impact ahead of the weather this weekend. I wonder where one would get a litre of red food dye at this time of night...

Any shangangies your probs prime suspect.

 

[Cruyff14]

Probably the best advice I've had in a while.... I feel like you know that's what I needed to hear!

What I was planning was pretty bad, and was on the very, very (, very) grey side of the law.

Still keen to hear any ideas that won't land me in jail though.

Sounds like the best thing you should do is look for somewhere else to live.

 

[Off The Couch]

A friend found themselves in a similar situation. They made a concerted effort to befriend and assist other homeowners and then got themselves elected to the board and was then able to make change with the support of other residents