The real reason why Porkins was so angry with his backline team mates during the brissie game!

[Triggering Tiger]

Word on the street is they didn't get his Macca's order right for the his HT meal break to the geelonk runner who buys it for them, he was so furious that he gave them a massive verbal bake and he was quoted as saying "Next time I order 3 dozen quarter pounders for my dinner that's what i expect not a bloody happy meal ok you blokes?"

 

[JoseMourinho]

Yeah, Hawkins got a bit hangry in the 3rd quarter against Freo too. Almost bit off Pearce's arm!

 

[FireKrakouer]

I heard he went to a restaurant and ate all the food at the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

 

[Trouto]

After the brissy game, Porky went fishing

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

This thread contains a lot of true facts

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Tommy Boy actually has a much more healthier body weight than Brooke 'the rake' Cotchin

OP also fails to understand the irony of his thread, given Richmond fans have by far the fattest and laziest supporter base in the league

#KFCadshimond

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tommy Boy actually has a much more healthier body weight than Brooke 'the rake' Cotchin

OP also fails to understand the irony of his thread, given Richmond fans have by far the fattest and laziest supporter base in the league

#KFCadshimond

Hmmm...

 

[FireKrakouer]

Not many people are aware that Hawkins went to the Grammys with Stuart Dew

Stuart Dew

Age

45

Ht

183cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.1

3star

K

9.1

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.8

4star

this year.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

I heard he went to a restaurant and ate all the food at the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

R.I.P. Smorgys.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Anyone else see this arrogant barge arse ignore a little kid for a quick selfie last night after the game ?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Anyone else see this arrogant barge arse ignore a little kid for a quick selfie last night after the game ?

No I didn't.
But I did see an average reserve player get used before bargearse, so he's now a giant decoy.

 

[AvantGardener]

Anyone else see this arrogant barge arse ignore a little kid for a quick selfie last night after the game ?

Its not that he didnt want to take the picture. Its just that he knew he wouldnt fit in the screen. Need the wide lense for Porky

 

[catscratchfever]

Its not that he didnt want to take the picture. Its just that he knew he wouldnt fit in the screen. Need the wide lense for Porky

Watch your mouth otherwise I'll send Tomahawk to your house and get him to sit on it. Who'll be crying then?

 

[Beer n Skittles]

This thread is why we can’t know player weights. Did anyone think about poor tubby porkins’ mental health before posting?

 

[AvantGardener]

This thread is why we can’t know player weights. Did anyone think about poor tubby porkins’ mental health before posting?

Did you think about your safety from not being eaten alive by Porky when you made your username

 

[Beer n Skittles]

Did you think about your safety from not being eaten alive by Porky when you made your username

I live in constant fear

 

[catscratchfever]

This thread is why we can’t know player weights. Did anyone think about poor tubby porkins’ mental health before posting?

Tomahawk only cares about kicking snags (and eating them). He don't need no stinking mental health!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Tomahawk only cares about eating snags. He don't need no stinking mental health!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[Footy Is The Win]

He wants more chips