- Banned
- #1
The large breasted, scantily clad damsel screamed out in terror, as the fearsome dragon clutched her in his gnarled claw. Roaring with anticipation, the dragon shot out a scorching rod of fire, annihilating a nearby Oak. The air hung heavy and hot around the Dragon’s loch.
“Help!” yelled the damsel, “Somebody save me!”
The dragon laughed heartily. “No-one can save you now!” it roared, for it was a talking dragon.
However, barely were the words out, when from below a powerful, manly shout rang out.
“Not so fast, dragon!”
It was Sir Jack Watts!
“I’ll save you, damsel!” he called out, manfully.
Sir Jack Watts slid down heroically from his horse, his fists clenched mightily at his side.
“Put her down, dragon!” he called out, “Or your belly shall feel the might of my sword!”
The mighty dragon shrieked with terror. He’d had run-ins with Sir Watts before, and had always come off worse for them.
Quickly, the dragon placed the large breasted but petite blonde damsel on the ground, and flew away.
“Oh, Jack!” wooed the damsel seductively. “Take me in your arms!”
Jack felt a surge of excitement, a pulsing thrill which he recognised and welcomed. It quickly increased and just as quickly peaked, climaxing, causing him to shudder, and wake up, as it always did.
Turning over in his single bed, he looked at the alarm clock. 7:38. He’d better get up and shower.
Jack quietly tiptoed out of the room. He dropped his dampened race-car doona cover on the laundry floor then darted into the bathroom, smiling brightly.
“You’re a man now, Jacky boy,” he said to himself quietly. “And it’s December the 1st – the start of summer...The Summer of Jack.”
“Help!” yelled the damsel, “Somebody save me!”
The dragon laughed heartily. “No-one can save you now!” it roared, for it was a talking dragon.
However, barely were the words out, when from below a powerful, manly shout rang out.
“Not so fast, dragon!”
It was Sir Jack Watts!
“I’ll save you, damsel!” he called out, manfully.
Sir Jack Watts slid down heroically from his horse, his fists clenched mightily at his side.
“Put her down, dragon!” he called out, “Or your belly shall feel the might of my sword!”
The mighty dragon shrieked with terror. He’d had run-ins with Sir Watts before, and had always come off worse for them.
Quickly, the dragon placed the large breasted but petite blonde damsel on the ground, and flew away.
“Oh, Jack!” wooed the damsel seductively. “Take me in your arms!”
Jack felt a surge of excitement, a pulsing thrill which he recognised and welcomed. It quickly increased and just as quickly peaked, climaxing, causing him to shudder, and wake up, as it always did.
Turning over in his single bed, he looked at the alarm clock. 7:38. He’d better get up and shower.
Jack quietly tiptoed out of the room. He dropped his dampened race-car doona cover on the laundry floor then darted into the bathroom, smiling brightly.
“You’re a man now, Jacky boy,” he said to himself quietly. “And it’s December the 1st – the start of summer...The Summer of Jack.”