Event The Sweet Olympic Games II

[FootyBot13]

Plenty of jostling at the front, competitors taking turns in leading the race.

AnUltimateRessie	WCW	273​
Mobbs	ROY	270​
StFly	GUM	270​
DemurePrincess	OOB	264​
fitzroybowiedog	ROY	263​
Kilroy	BOM	259​
freo84	DRA	258​
myblueroan	OOB	257​
spudmaster	CIW	255​
DenieD	WCW	254​
TheInjuryFactory	CIW	254​
spookism	SCS	253​
Frothies Mcveigh	FUR	253​
Shuey	FUR	252​
Irish Bluebagger	OOB	251​
GWS Goose	GUM	246​
sante	MBD	245​
Eat Fresh	ROY	243​
Cubs2Lions	WCW	243​
PhenomenalV1	VAM	241​
Toump	FUR	239​
Shadow Man	LVB	237​
Freofalcon	CIW	237​
Ljp86	DRA	235​
JoseMourinho	LVB	234​
sausageroll	MBD	232​
MrsBlueSky	LVB	231​
Supercheapgiants	GUM	226​
Gralin	MBD	220​

 

[FootyBot13]

The last 10km to go now, you can make a case for any of the competitors out the front right now.

StFly	GUM	332​
Mobbs	ROY	330​
AnUltimateRessie	WCW	323​
spudmaster	CIW	321​
Irish Bluebagger	OOB	321​
TheInjuryFactory	CIW	320​
DenieD	WCW	313​
DemurePrincess	OOB	311​
Shuey	FUR	309​
fitzroybowiedog	ROY	309​
spookism	SCS	308​
myblueroan	OOB	308​
GWS Goose	GUM	307​
freo84	DRA	305​
Cubs2Lions	WCW	304​
Frothies Mcveigh	FUR	303​
Kilroy	BOM	303​
Freofalcon	CIW	303​
Shadow Man	LVB	294​
Eat Fresh	ROY	294​
sante	MBD	293​
Toump	FUR	291​
Supercheapgiants	GUM	289​
JoseMourinho	LVB	289​
Ljp86	DRA	287​
PhenomenalV1	VAM	286​
sausageroll	MBD	285​
MrsBlueSky	LVB	285​
Gralin	MBD	270​

 

[Cubs2Lions]

The last 100km to go now, you can make a case for any of the competitors out the front right now.

 

[FootyBot13]

Now we have a breakaway leader, while it not GWS Goose, it is the another Gumbie in StFly flying out in front now.

StFly	GUM	387​
spudmaster	CIW	371​
TheInjuryFactory	CIW	371​
AnUltimateRessie	WCW	371​
Irish Bluebagger	OOB	369​
Shuey	FUR	367​
DemurePrincess	OOB	366​
fitzroybowiedog	ROY	366​
Mobbs	ROY	365​
spookism	SCS	362​
Freofalcon	CIW	361​
Kilroy	BOM	356​
DenieD	WCW	354​
myblueroan	OOB	351​
Cubs2Lions	WCW	351​
freo84	DRA	349​
sante	MBD	349​
Frothies Mcveigh	FUR	345​
GWS Goose	GUM	344​
Shadow Man	LVB	344​
PhenomenalV1	VAM	340​
Eat Fresh	ROY	340​
Supercheapgiants	GUM	337​
JoseMourinho	LVB	337​
Ljp86	DRA	335​
sausageroll	MBD	335​
MrsBlueSky	LVB	329​
Toump	FUR	327​
Gralin	MBD	318​

 

[FootyBot13]

Ah good, you have been paying attention.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Ah good, you have been paying attention.

Does that mean I win gold in the marathon as I'm the only one paying attention

*Also, thanks for doing the simming for these Olympics and it has been fun to be part of it this year, especially winning that gold medal in the 3 x 3 basketball with my teammates so now I have something valuable to put on my resume now.

 

[FootyBot13]

StFly reaches the end of the course, there's hardly anyone within a kilometre of this guy and StFly wins the Gold for the Gumbies in the Marathon (Falconista GWS Goose )

StFly	GUM	1st​
TheInjuryFactory	CIW	418​
Irish Bluebagger	OOB	418​
Freofalcon	CIW	417​
DemurePrincess	OOB	415​
spudmaster	CIW	412​
AnUltimateRessie	WCW	409​
Shuey	FUR	409​
Kilroy	BOM	407​
spookism	SCS	405​
fitzroybowiedog	ROY	404​
Mobbs	ROY	401​
freo84	DRA	395​
Frothies Mcveigh	FUR	392​
myblueroan	OOB	392​
sante	MBD	390​
Cubs2Lions	WCW	390​
DenieD	WCW	389​
GWS Goose	GUM	387​
Shadow Man	LVB	386​
sausageroll	MBD	385​
PhenomenalV1	VAM	385​
Supercheapgiants	GUM	384​
Ljp86	DRA	383​
JoseMourinho	LVB	380​
Toump	FUR	373​
Eat Fresh	ROY	372​
MrsBlueSky	LVB	371​
Gralin	MBD	364​

 

[Gralin]

Coming dead last in the marathon?
If I'd wanted reality I would have gone to Paris!

 

[FootyBot13]

Here are the final standing of the Marathon. StFly with their winning time, TheInjuryFactory and Freofalcon pick up the rest of the medals for the Warriors.

Competitor	Team	Seconds spent running.
StFly	GUM	7422.53​
TheInjuryFactory	CIW	7518.31​
Freofalcon	CIW	7525.65​
Irish Bluebagger	OOB	7604.19​
DemurePrincess	OOB	7617.28​
spudmaster	CIW	7669.63​
AnUltimateRessie	WCW	7677.92​
spookism	SCS	7689.10​
Kilroy	BOM	7721.71​
Shuey	FUR	7721.71​
fitzroybowiedog	ROY	7736.46​
Mobbs	ROY	7836.36​
Frothies Mcveigh	FUR	7925.53​
sante	MBD	7960.04​
freo84	DRA	7983.77​
Ljp86	DRA	8076.99​
myblueroan	OOB	8076.99​
PhenomenalV1	VAM	8095.69​
Cubs2Lions	WCW	8114.01​
Toump	FUR	8114.67​
Supercheapgiants	GUM	8147.23​
sausageroll	MBD	8150.42​
Shadow Man	LVB	8157.86​
JoseMourinho	LVB	8172.77​
DenieD	WCW	8218.73​
GWS Goose	GUM	8278.12​
Eat Fresh	ROY	8376.45​
MrsBlueSky	LVB	8625.15​
Gralin	MBD	8750.15​

 

[FootyGuy13]

Fun Fact: The people in charge of this sport can perform necromancy and interviewed Pierre de Coubertin this year.

Ever seen a sport that the IOC have actively tried to get rid of? Modern Pentathlon has had to continually convince the IOC that the sport is relevant in today's day and age for the sport's entire existence, especially now that the Horse Riding portion is being replaced by Ninja Warrior at the next Games. Don't know how many 18th Century French Soldiers climbed the Warped Wall.

So this is the last time Modern Pentathlon will be comprised of Fencing, Swimming, Show Jumping and the Combined Shooting/Running section.

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[FootyBot13]

First we have the Fencing were every competitor face everyone else in 1v1 battles with Épée Fencing. Once someone scores 1 point, the bout is over and you go onto the next opponent.

70% win rate (so for this, 14 wins) = 250 points. Every extra win get you 8 more points and you lose 8 points if you can't do that.

Competitor	Wins	Score
DragoDelph	14​	250​
FootyGuy13	13​	242​
PhenomenalV1	13​	242​
Bonz	12​	234​
Fridge	11​	226​
Quadzilla	11​	226​
Brick Loosener	10​	218​
CursingFijian	10​	218​
DemurePrincess	10​	218​
JoseMourinho	10​	218​
NSWCROW	10​	218​
Power Raid	10​	218​
Test Tickle	10​	218​
The Filth Wizard	10​	218​
Harvey Manfrenjensenden	9​	210​
tigs2010	9​	210​
Grand Uncle Horace	8​	202​
Phar Ace	8​	202​
Scythe94	8​	202​
Wosh	8​	202​
ShaunDuggan	6​	186​

 

[serial_thrilla]

FootyGuy13 FootyBot13 when will the Poodle Clipping event take place?

Olympic Clippers: When Poodle Grooming was an Official Sport

Discover the surprising story of how poodle grooming became an Olympic event.

www.igroomhub.com.au

 

[FootyBot13]

FootyGuy13 FootyBot13 when will the Poodle Clipping event take place?

Olympic Clippers: When Poodle Grooming was an Official Sport

Discover the surprising story of how poodle grooming became an Olympic event.

www.igroomhub.com.au

Yeah, very funny serial, April Fool's was 4 months ago.

 

[FootyBot13]

Horse Riding now. For every jump a competitor fails, they lose 7 points from their initial 300. Things are starting to take shape before the laser run.

Competitor	Team	Jumps failed	Horse Riding Score	Overall Score
DragoDelph	DRA	2	286	540
FootyGuy13	CIW	1	293	535
Quadzilla	SCS	1	293	521
NSWCROW	GUM	0	300	520
PhenomenalV1	VAM	4	272	518
Fridge	FUR	2	286	516
Bonz	DRA	4	272	506
Brick Loosener	GUM	2	286	506
CursingFijian	BOM	2	286	506
DemurePrincess	OOB	2	286	506
The Filth Wizard	CIW	2	286	506
Power Raid	SCS	2	286	504
Harvey Manfrenjensenden	OOB	1	293	503
Wosh	MBD	0	300	502
JoseMourinho	LVB	3	279	499
Test Tickle	LVB	4	272	492
Phar Ace	ROY	2	286	488
Scythe94	MBD	2	286	488
tigs2010	ROY	4	272	486
Grand Uncle Horace	WCW	3	279	481
ShaunDuggan	FUR	3	279	475

 

[serial_thrilla]

Yeah, very funny serial, April Fool's was 4 months ago.

1900 Olympics in Paris.

128 competitors performed in front of a crowd of 6,000 in the Bois De Boulogne park, where they had to clip the fur of as many poodles as they could in two hours. So many questions come to mind… how did they ensure the poodles were the same size? Were they all equally docile? The winner Avril Lafoule didn’t seem to care much, having won after clipping a total of 17 poodles.

 

[FootyBot13]

1900 Olympics in Paris.

128 competitors performed in front of a crowd of 6,000 in the Bois De Boulogne park, where they had to clip the fur of as many poodles as they could in two hours. So many questions come to mind… how did they ensure the poodles were the same size? Were they all equally docile? The winner Avril Lafoule didn’t seem to care much, having won after clipping a total of 17 poodles.

Later on in that same article:

HANG ON, we promised you a surprise ending to all of our Olympic research didn't we… Well buckle up buster!

At least seven online sites will indeed tell you that Poodle clipping was part of the 1900 Olympics, so we did begin writing this blog with very different intentions as we kept researching. All of these websites cite the same article written by Christopher Lyle for his Beijing Olympic series for a UK newspaper. But how could an Olympic event only have one source?

The answer is: it wouldn’t.

If you pop the winner's name ‘Avril’ into google translate, it will tell you that it is French for April… April Lafoule. Well we certainly feel like Lafoules! As you read earlier, the article sourced was posted on April 1st 2008 - April Fools Day.

It turns out that the whole thing was one big April Fools joke, but people loved the concept too much to research, so the story has continued getting published as fact. Our very own dog grooming ‘War of the Worlds’. Damn you, Christopher, you got us all!

Our last thought on this rollercoaster is that if people love the idea so much, maybe dog grooming really should be in the Olympics? We think maybe the International Olympic Committee should give the people what they want.

So we suppose this is your sign not to believe everything you read online… except if it’s from us that is!

With love,
Yes we promise that’s it.

igroomhub

 

[serial_thrilla]

Later on in that same article:

HANG ON, we promised you a surprise ending to all of our Olympic research didn't we… Well buckle up buster!

At least seven online sites will indeed tell you that Poodle clipping was part of the 1900 Olympics, so we did begin writing this blog with very different intentions as we kept researching. All of these websites cite the same article written by Christopher Lyle for his Beijing Olympic series for a UK newspaper. But how could an Olympic event only have one source?

The answer is: it wouldn’t.

If you pop the winner's name ‘Avril’ into google translate, it will tell you that it is French for April… April Lafoule. Well we certainly feel like Lafoules! As you read earlier, the article sourced was posted on April 1st 2008 - April Fools Day.

It turns out that the whole thing was one big April Fools joke, but people loved the concept too much to research, so the story has continued getting published as fact. Our very own dog grooming ‘War of the Worlds’. Damn you, Christopher, you got us all!

Our last thought on this rollercoaster is that if people love the idea so much, maybe dog grooming really should be in the Olympics? We think maybe the International Olympic Committee should give the people what they want.

So we suppose this is your sign not to believe everything you read online… except if it’s from us that is!

With love,
Yes we promise that’s it.

igroomhub

Cheeky! I was looking forward to giving Fleabane a haircut.

 

[FootyBot13]

The swimming section gives us 250 points if you finish at 150 seconds. You gain a point for every half-second you do better and you lose a point for every half-second you do worse.

Luckily, no one did worse with 2 competitors having a nice lead over everyone else.

Competitor	Team	Swimming Time	Swimming Score	Overall Score
FootyGuy13	CIW	108.90​	333​	868​
DragoDelph	DRA	115.36​	320​	856​
DemurePrincess	OOB	113.40​	324​	828​
JoseMourinho	LVB	109.80​	331​	828​
CursingFijian	BOM	113.85​	323​	827​
Fridge	FUR	117.75​	315​	827​
Brick Loosener	GUM	114.19​	322​	826​
PhenomenalV1	VAM	119.25​	312​	826​
Quadzilla	SCS	124.71​	301​	820​
NSWCROW	GUM	124.88​	301​	819​
Power Raid	SCS	118.29​	314​	818​
Wosh	MBD	118.93​	313​	815​
The Filth Wizard	CIW	121.50​	307​	811​
Phar Ace	ROY	115.77​	319​	807​
Scythe94	MBD	116.59​	317​	805​
Bonz	DRA	126.00​	298​	804​
tigs2010	ROY	114.43​	322​	804​
Harvey Manfrenjensenden	OOB	127.80​	295​	798​
Test Tickle	LVB	123.75​	303​	793​
Grand Uncle Horace	WCW	121.95​	307​	788​
ShaunDuggan	FUR	120.15​	310​	775​

 

[FootyBot13]

The Fencing Ranking round. First we have a bout between the 2 worst fencers, the winner then plays the 3rd worst, so on, so on until we get to the Best Fencer waiting at the last bout.

Here's the order for Fencing:
DragoDelph
FootyGuy13
PhenomenalV1
Bonz
Fridge
Quadzilla
NSWCROW
CursingFijian
Test Tickle
JoseMourinho
Brick Loosener
The Filth Wizard
DemurePrincess
Power Raid
tigs2010
Harvey Manfrenjensenden
Grand Uncle Horace
Wosh
Phar Ace
Scythe94
ShaunDuggan

So ShaunDuggan plays Scythe94 to start of this round and DragoDelph awaits whoever gets to the end.

With that said, here's the results:

Competitor	Ranking Round Wins	Overall Fencing Score
DragoDelph	1​	254​
FootyGuy13		242​
PhenomenalV1	2​	246​
Bonz		234​
Fridge	2​	230​
Quadzilla	1​	228​
NSWCROW	1​	220​
CursingFijian	1​	220​
Test Tickle	1​	220​
JoseMourinho	1​	220​
Brick Loosener	1​	220​
The Filth Wizard	1​	220​
DemurePrincess	1​	220​
Power Raid		218​
tigs2010	2​	214​
Harvey Manfrenjensenden		210​
Grand Uncle Horace		202​
Wosh		202​
Phar Ace		202​
Scythe94		202​
ShaunDuggan	5​	196​

Now all that's left is the Laser Run, and here's the scores.

Competitor	Team	Fencing Score	Horse Riding Score	Swimming Score	Overall Score	Laser Run Delay
FootyGuy13	CIW	242​	293​	333​	868​	0​
DragoDelph	DRA	254​	286​	320​	860​	8​
Fridge	FUR	230​	286​	315​	831​	37​
DemurePrincess	OOB	220​	286​	324​	830​	38​
JoseMourinho	LVB	220​	279​	331​	830​	38​
PhenomenalV1	VAM	246​	272​	312​	830​	38​
CursingFijian	BOM	220​	286​	323​	829​	39​
Brick Loosener	GUM	220​	286​	322​	828​	40​
Quadzilla	SCS	228​	293​	301​	822​	46​
NSWCROW	GUM	220​	300​	301​	821​	47​
Power Raid	SCS	218​	286​	314​	818​	50​
Wosh	MBD	202​	300​	313​	815​	53​
The Filth Wizard	CIW	220​	286​	307​	813​	55​
tigs2010	ROY	214​	272​	322​	808​	60​
Phar Ace	ROY	202​	286​	319​	807​	61​
Scythe94	MBD	202​	286​	317​	805​	63​
Bonz	DRA	234​	272​	298​	804​	64​
Harvey Manfrenjensenden	OOB	210​	293​	295​	798​	70​
Test Tickle	LVB	220​	272​	303​	795​	73​
Grand Uncle Horace	WCW	202​	279​	307​	788​	80​
ShaunDuggan	FUR	196​	279​	310​	785​	83​

Laser Run has a staggered start so TL;DR FootyGuy13 starts first, DragoDelph starts 8 seconds later, Fridgey 37 seconds after Drago, so on, so on. First to finish the Laser Run wins the Gold.

 

[FootyBot13]

The Laser Run is a pain to give live updates with thanks to the staggered start and the shooting portions of it so here's the results of the Laser Run by itself:

Competitor	Team	Run Time	Shooting Time	Overall Time	Laser Run Score
JoseMourinho	LVB	543.2​	100​	643.2​	657​
Brick Loosener	GUM	526.9​	125​	651.9​	649​
Phar Ace	ROY	539.3​	120​	659.3​	641​
Power Raid	SCS	540.8​	125​	665.8​	635​
Scythe94	MBD	554.8​	125​	679.8​	621​
CursingFijian	BOM	563.0​	125​	688.0​	612​
Grand Uncle Horace	WCW	571.1​	120​	691.1​	609​
NSWCROW	GUM	585.8​	110​	695.8​	605​
Fridge	FUR	562.0​	135​	697.0​	603​
DemurePrincess	OOB	593.5​	105​	698.5​	602​
Quadzilla	SCS	574.2​	125​	699.2​	601​
ShaunDuggan	FUR	582.6​	120​	702.6​	598​
Test Tickle	LVB	585.2​	120​	705.2​	595​
Wosh	MBD	585.4​	120​	705.4​	595​
PhenomenalV1	VAM	599.5​	115​	714.5​	586​
DragoDelph	DRA	590.5​	125​	715.5​	585​
Bonz	DRA	593.7​	125​	718.7​	582​
tigs2010	ROY	573.1​	145​	718.1​	582​
Harvey Manfrenjensenden	OOB	603.2​	125​	728.2​	572​
The Filth Wizard	CIW	582.6​	150​	732.6​	568​
FootyGuy13	CIW	600.9​	150​	750.9​	550​

But who actually finished the Run first and won the Gold?

Competitor	Team	Fencing Score	Horse Riding Score	Swimming Score	Laser Run Score	Overall Score
JoseMourinho	LVB	220​	279​	331​	657​	1487​
Brick Loosener	GUM	220​	286​	322​	649​	1477​
Power Raid	SCS	218​	286​	314​	635​	1453​
Phar Ace	ROY	202​	286​	319​	641​	1448​
DragoDelph	DRA	254​	286​	320​	585​	1445​
CursingFijian	BOM	220​	286​	323​	612​	1441​
Fridge	FUR	230​	286​	315​	603​	1434​
DemurePrincess	OOB	220​	286​	324​	602​	1432​
Scythe94	MBD	202​	286​	317​	621​	1426​
NSWCROW	GUM	220​	300​	301​	605​	1426​
Quadzilla	SCS	228​	293​	301​	601​	1423​
FootyGuy13	CIW	242​	293​	333​	550​	1418​
PhenomenalV1	VAM	246​	272​	312​	586​	1416​
Wosh	MBD	202​	300​	313​	595​	1410​
Grand Uncle Horace	WCW	202​	279​	307​	609​	1397​
Test Tickle	LVB	220​	272​	303​	595​	1390​
tigs2010	ROY	214​	272​	322​	582​	1390​
Bonz	DRA	234​	272​	298​	582​	1386​
ShaunDuggan	FUR	196​	279​	310​	598​	1383​
The Filth Wizard	CIW	220​	286​	307​	568​	1381​
Harvey Manfrenjensenden	OOB	210​	293​	295​	572​	1370​

So congratulations to JoseMourinho Brick Loosener and Power Raid for winning the Modern Pentathlon Gold, Silver and Bronze.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Fun Fact: I gave up and decided not to simulate every individual point, like I did with the Beach Volleyball, and just rolled the dice to see who won the set.

Yes, this is the Volleyball that's done on an indoor course and we have 6 people on each side spiking the ball up, meaning there's a lot more people to blame in the version. We only have team sports left now, this really is coming to an end.

Here are the teams:
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[FootyBot13]

First round of Group games done:

GCR 3-0 VAM
MBD 1-3 CIW
OOB 3-1 ESH
LVB 3-2 FUR
SCS 3-0 GUM
BOM 2-3 ROY

 

[FootyBot13]

Volleyball games are Best out of 5, so first team to win 3 sets wins the game.

GCR 2-3 WCW
MBD 3-0 DRA
OOB 0-3 LVB
ESH 2-3 FUR
SCS 1-3 BOM
GUM 2-3 ROY

 

[FootyBot13]

Last of the Volleyball Group Games:

VAM 3-1 WCW
CIW 0-3 DRA
OOB 1-3 FUR
ESH 1-3 LVB
SCS 1-3 ROY
GUM 3-2 BOM

 

[FootyBot13]

Group Stage results give us these tables:

Group A	Pld	W	L	Pts	SW	SL	SR
Gold City	2	1	1	4	5	3	1.667
Vampires	2	1	1	3	3	4	0.750
West Coast	2	1	1	2	4	5	0.800

Group B	Pld	W	L	Pts	SW	SL	SR
Mount Buller	2	1	1	3	4	3	1.333
Dragons	2	1	1	3	3	3	1.000
Coney Island	2	1	1	3	3	4	0.750

Group C	Pld	W	L	Pts	SW	SL	SR
Las Vegas	3	3	0	8	9	3	3.000
Fighting	3	2	1	6	8	6	1.333
Ophidian	3	1	2	3	4	7	0.571
East Side	3	0	3	1	4	9	0.444

Group D	Pld	W	L	Pts	SW	SL	SR
Roys	3	3	0	7	9	5	1.800
Baghdad	3	1	2	5	7	7	1.000
Sin City	3	1	2	3	5	6	0.833
Gumbies	3	1	2	3	5	8	0.625

But where do we put teams in the knockout stage? This way:

1st-placed teams	Pld	W	L	Pts	SW	SL	SR
Las Vegas	2	2	0	5	6	2	3.000
Roys	2	2	0	5	6	3	2.000
Gold City	2	1	1	4	5	3	1.667
Mount Buller	2	1	1	3	4	3	1.333

2nd-placed teams	Pld	W	L	Pts	SW	SL	SR
Fighting	2	1	1	4	5	4	1.250
Baghdad	2	1	1	4	5	4	1.250
Dragons	2	1	1	3	3	3	1.000
Vampires	2	1	1	3	3	4	0.750

So for the Quarter-Finals;

Las Vegas play Pennsylvania
Mount Buller play Fighting
Roys play Dragons
Gold City play Baghdad