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“At the 1990 World Cup, Bobby Robson gathered the squad and told us: ‘Gentlemen, we’re in 90-degree heat here in Italy. If we’re going to win this competition, we need to conserve energy.’ Serious advice from a great man.

The next morning, there’s chaos by the pool. I open my eyes and see Gazza, completely wrapped in toilet paper, bouncing on the diving board like a madman. He’s mummified himself, and in a hotel full of players, staff, and the public, he launches himself off the board into the pool.

The bog roll floats to the surface as Gazza swims a length under the water, then strolls through the crowd, still giggling.

Later that evening, Bobby Robson, with perfect timing, addresses the entire squad after dinner:
‘Gentlemen, there’s an idiot amongst us.’

And the best part? The only person looking around to find this ‘idiot’... was Gazza himself.”
 

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