Live Event The very offical Matchday fred for Mt Buller vs Premiershipmond

[David Schwarz]

Rip the best arse in footy


Cause coaches want pressure and tackles over excitement.

I blame ross lyon for modern footy.

I get that, but it shouldn’t stop you from knowing how to kick in a straight line

Half the reason why we’re so garbage is that from 2016 onwards all of our players’ legs became unco-ordinated

 

[A Cut Above]

Remove 4 players from the field from each team and this’d be 1000% more fun to watch

 

[Smeg Head]

Rip the best arse in footy

Why is it confined to AFLM?

 

[Yidaki]

I'm not sold on Darcy as a on field commentator.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

1.5....

Why can’t anyone kick anymore?

Goals are over ratef in modern footy

 

[Smeg Head]

I'm not sold on Darcy as a on field commentator.

Has the worst voice of all the play by play commentators, and that includes Derwayne.

 

[David Schwarz]

I'm not sold on Darcy as a on field commentator.

I swear he was never this much of a pancake when he was playing

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

The fix is on!

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Ive gone to see the booze lines. Its a mile long.

 

[David Schwarz]

So Richmond have Townsend and Higgins that can just pull goals completely out of their arse

We’re all doomed

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Why is it confined to AFLM?

I do love me some Chelsea Roffey when it comes to booty.

 

[Yidaki]

Has the worst voice of all the play by play commentators, and that includes Derwayne.

Putrid voice. And **** derrwayne

I swear he was never this much of a pancake when he was playing

Lol. He probably should have just stuck to footy and left it at that.

 

[Yidaki]

Alarm bells here for Melbourne.

 

[Smeg Head]

Putrid voice. And **** derrwayne



Lol. He probably should have just stuck to footy and left it at that.

He sounds like someone has him in a perpetual squirrel grip. The fake high pitched way he tries and makes every single basic thing the most exciting play every as his voice keeps going up and up.

DIE IN ALL THE FIRES.

 

[A Cut Above]

I'm not sold on Darcy as a on field commentator.

Darcy add nothing of value that could not be supplied by a rudimentary AI like Siri, just ask it to regurgitate a popularly-held sentiment about any player the camera focuses on for more than 1.5 seconds

 

[David Schwarz]

Putrid voice. And **** derrwayne



Lol. He probably should have just stuck to footy and left it at that.

Remember my father, who would turn a blind eye if a Dogs player straight up murdered someone in broad daylight, saying of Darcy when he debuted on the commentary stage “How disappointing”

 

[David Schwarz]

Speaking of commentary

Plough: “Cotchin isn’t tall enough to be a ruckman”

 

[Plugger35]

Melbourne look like they've borrowed St Kilda's game plan, beat teams everywhere but the scoreboard.

Ive gone to see the booze lines. Its a mile long.

Sounds like Optus Stadium.

 

[Smeg Head]

I do love me some Chelsea Roffey when it comes to booty.

Score review.....

 

[Yidaki]

Remember my father, who would turn a blind eye if a Dogs player straight up murdered someone in broad daylight, saying of Darcy when he debuted on the commentary stage “How disappointing”

Lol wow.

 

[juice t]

Cause coaches want pressure and tackles over excitement.

I blame ross lyon for modern footy.

It's Clarkson's fault for bringing in so many assistants who somehow all end up playing pressure gameplans

 

[hawkman]

So much dropping of the ball

 

[David Schwarz]

Melbourne look like they've borrowed St Kilda's game plan, beat teams everywhere but the scoreboard.



Sounds like Optus Stadium.

Your game plan should be Give it to Jack Stevens at all times

 

[Yidaki]

Score review.....

I bet all the Hawfies are looking at the right side of this picture.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Thats a aitter