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Things said at Office jobs
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Pot, kettle, etc.Still better than most of your in-season freds.
howd that **** get the promotion.
banged the boss im hearing.
banged the boss im hearing.
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EFAStill better than all of your in-season freds.
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Yeah, I don't think my workplace's conversations are entirely appropriate for a family friendly forum.
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Every time it rains.
Why does it have rain when I'm about to go home
Why does it have rain when I'm about to go home
Who stole my vanilla yogurt and diet coke?
Cos god hates you.
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God that Bill's a campaigner isn't he
co worker: Yeah I ****en hate the arseh*le
Bill comes by
Hey Bill how's it going... good to see ya
co worker: Yeah I ****en hate the arseh*le
Bill comes by
Hey Bill how's it going... good to see ya
I tell this joke to pissed blokes and sheilas at work functions who I think are cool and can handle an absurdly offensive joke:
Why did the lesbian cross the road?
A: to suck my ****.
The looks that joke gets is hilarious.
Why did the lesbian cross the road?
A: to suck my ****.
The looks that joke gets is hilarious.
Thread should evolve eventually into Things said at office Xmas party
That's why I've avoided the last two. I'm getting too old to be the pissed clown.
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Big boss says..... This project is critically important to our success and I need everyone to focus on it
Staff around the table nod and put on srs face
Big boss gets in car and FIFO's back to Schitney
Staff go back to normal work but now have to concoct yet another bullshit spreadsheet every week and moan about it
Big boss gets in car and FIFO's back to Schitney
Staff go back to normal work but now have to concoct yet another bullshit spreadsheet every week and moan about it
The fridge will be emptied Friday, claim it or lose the mouldy lump of something.
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Congratulations on the size of your box
Yeah, we had a HUUUUGE woman at work. She frequently made a big display of making some salad shit in the work kitchen. Nobody believed she didn't have a big stash of donuts or similar in her office. You could tell she was approaching by the sound of rubbing thighs - ugh!
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"Scalpel please"
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I'm licensed, I can help remove your appendage from your head if you likeYou spelled 'jizz mop' incorrectly, you plonker
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Same, people talk about some really weird and at times surprising deep shit on the job.
The most common things said in my line of work is, "**** it, you do it" and "would you just **** off" to random cars driving onto your site at 2 a.m. in the morning.
