Things that are smaller that Fatty Dew

[neversaynever]

crawford's brain
or the one cell that constitutes his brain

 

[somocca]

crawford's brain
or the one cell that constitutes his brain

Uneducated fool! You typify the breed down in Geelong..

 

[Meow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlYCVpPO1WQ

Boeing 747

 

[Bay Pie]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6093626,00.jpg

 

[Magpies United]

Ethiopian outrage at Dew

Stuart Dew has attracted the outrage of Ethiopian Prime Minister, Meles Zenawi.
Severely obese, Zenawi said Dew had enough meat to ‘feed most of the Ethiopian population, disease infected pets included’.
Dew was controversially drafted to Hawthorn last season, and he had this to say from his home.
‘I actually found out when Clarky called me. I got to pick 30 on my computer, but couldn’t hold on any longer and quickly popped next door to McDonalds to get my hourly Big Mac.’
When asked how much he weighs he responded: ‘I don’t know, my scales don’t go that high. I drove around a bit to find a truck weighing device, but once again, was hit by hunger and had to turn around’.
Dew began training this morning, but meeting his new teammates wasn’t his biggest hurdle.
‘Yeh, I got to Glenferrie Oval, pretty nervous about meeting everyone, but when I found out the front entrance was only a metre wide I had to ask someone to open the delivery door’ he laughed.
Zenawi wasn’t laughing though.
‘I demand he be donated to my country so I can feed my hungry citizens’.
Telstra Dome food outlets in games featuring Stuart Dew next season will be sold old pre-match.

 

[bomba4eva]

It would be line ball but I reckon that mini elephant 'Tomahawk' would be slightly less fatter then Dew

The fat spud hasn't been spotted for a while. 'Tomahawk' been busy at the local KFC I suspect.

 

[BigLance]

It would be line ball but I reckon that mini elephant 'Tomahawk' would be slightly less fatter then Dew

The fat spud hasn't been spotted for a while. 'Tomahawk' been busy at the local KFC I suspect.

he was spotted at KFC Geelong with Dean Rioli and Lance Whitnall. They were chowing down on 4 family feasts.

 

[bomba4eva]

he was spotted at KFC Geelong with Dean Rioli and Lance Whitnall. They were chowing down on 4 family feasts.

4 each I would assume. That fat lard 'Tomahawk' should get it through his tiny mind that to be in a premiership team he'd need to trim a bit of weight to contend with Lonergan for that FF spot. Luckily for Lonergan it doesn't look like happening anytime soon so he is safe. Glad to see Lonergan win a premiership medallion. Courageous bloke

 

[Braun_2_B_Wild]

It would be line ball but I reckon that mini elephant 'Tomahawk' would be slightly less fatter then Dew

The fat spud hasn't been spotted for a while. 'Tomahawk' been busy at the local KFC I suspect.

HAHA remember last year when everyone at Geelong kept telling us how much better they were going to be Tomahawk at Full Forward and how they would be unstoppable with him there. 12 months on and guess what.... still the biggest weakness in their side

 

[Archer...11...]

 

[dumb]

 

[Play by Numbers]

Things that are smaller that Fatty Dew

Your grasp on the English language.

 

[Hawkamania!]

Dew's favourite menu item - Skewered Cats.

 

[chrismew]

Have you seen him tonight?!!! What a fat shit...

2 premiership medallions

How many has Gary Ablett Jnr got?

 

[Thrawn]

Dew's favourite menu item - Skewered Cats.

And Ablett's tears to wash it all down!

 

[Asgardian]

Dewy has 2 AFL premiership medals, who cares what he looks like

Well played Stewy

 

[Thrawn]

Dewy has 2 AFL premiership medals, who cares what he looks like

He was a cult hero in our living room.

Played awesome.

 

[Magpies United]

I wonder if there are any other similar smokeys in this years draft..

 

[Play by Numbers]

Geelongs heart?