Things thinner than Stuart Dew

[Duritz]

I was out at the MCG on Saturday night watching Hawthorn vs STK in the 2nd prelim final, sitting on a wing on Level 1. I was looking down towards the goals at one end, when I felt this almighty rumble through the stadium.

"Terrorist attack!" I thought. "What will we do?!"

I grabbed my phone and was about to ring Kevin Ruddinator for immediate assistance, and was looking up the international area code for Mozambique, or wherever the hell the jetsetting Rudd is now, when all of a sudden the ground went dark.

"Oh no," thought I, "we've all been killed."

But, suddenly, it was light again, hope had been restored. I looked up, and as the monolithic, Monthy Python'esque figure of Stuart Dew struggled past, it all made sense.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Mate we did this on Saturday night...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=496970

Not that it doesn't get funnier everytime it's done...

 

[shotta]

Jonathon Browns heart.

Brisbanes Finals resume over the last 4 years.

Gabba crowd at 3/4 time.

Lions Melbourne membership.

Lions overall membership.

 

[Tex_21]

^^Thought u were leaving?

 

[Duritz]

Mate we did this on Saturday night...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=496970

Not that it doesn't get funnier everytime it's done...

Ah... shoulda checked that. Oops. Nevermind, they say "it's the thought that counts." That's what my Mum said to me when I was 10 years old and on Mother's day gave her a bracelet I had made myself out of string and beer lids. True story. And I honestly thought she'd love it, was surprised when it was never worn...

 

[Duritz]

Jonathon Browns heart.

Brisbanes Finals resume over the last 4 years.

Gabba crowd at 3/4 time.

Lions Melbourne membership.

Lions overall membership.

Shotta.... you're in effect saying those things are enormous, that's the ironic point of the thread. Well done, you're good at this.

 

[Asgardian]

So because you had a shattering childhood you're taking revenge on us?

 

[shotta]

^^Thought u were leaving?

And people care what you thought? Well worth the post though.

Hows your war going, embacile?

 

[Duritz]

So because you had a shattering childhood you're taking revenge on us?

Actually that story is more a putdown of myself than of my childhood. If I'd had a shattering childhood the rest of the story would've read, "and then they beat me again, and made me sleep with the dog." Which, in Adelaide, is considered a good childhood.

 

[shotta]

Jonathon Browns heart.

Brisbanes Finals resume over the last 4 years.

Gabba crowd at 3/4 time.

Lions Melbourne membership.

Lions overall membership.

Read it from the top sunshine.

 

[Tex_21]

And people care what you thought? Well worth the post though.

Hows your war going, embacile?

Better than your spelling knackers. Not that that is saying alot.

 

[Jesse Custer]

And people care what you thought? Well worth the post though.

Hows your war going, embacile?

Are you showing us you're intelligence shitta?

Stick to the word dog, its easier to spell and sums you up perfectly.

 

[Duritz]

Shotta: You see how how I posted the Marshmellow man from Ghostbusters? It's because he's ENORMOUS, and yet the joke is that he's still thinner than your Dew.

In the other Fatty Dew thread people posted huge things, saying "but still, they're smaller than Dew."

Therefore, you are saying that Jonathon's Brown heart is enormous, as are the attendances, membership, etc. Thanks for your support of the Lions, imbecile.

 

[Tex_21]

Shotta: You see how how I posted the Marshmellow man from Ghostbusters? It's because he's ENORMOUS, and yet the joke is that he's still thinner than your Dew.

In the other Fatty Dew thread people posted huge things, saying "but still, they're smaller than Dew."

Therefore, you are saying that Jonathon's Brown heart is enormous, as are the attendances, membership, etc. Thanks for your support of the Lions, imbecile.

Don't bother. He won't understand.

 

[Asgardian]

Actually that story is more a putdown of myself than of my childhood. If I'd had a shattering childhood the rest of the story would've read, "and then they beat me again, and made me sleep with the dog." Which, in Adelaide, is considered a good childhood.

It can get warm & cozy in the kennel mate..

 

[Tex_21]

It can get warm & cozy in the kennel mate..

Especially with a big dog

 

[shotta]

Shotta: You see how how I posted the Marshmellow man from Ghostbusters? It's because he's ENORMOUS, and yet the joke is that he's still thinner than your Dew.

In the other Fatty Dew thread people posted huge things, saying "but still, they're smaller than Dew."

Therefore, you are saying that Jonathon's Brown heart is enormous, as are the attendances, membership, etc. Thanks for your support of the Lions, imbecile.

Even someone like yourself knows the facts I stated as truth. Brisbane as a club are second in line to the SCUM as LOWLIFE of the AFL.

 

[andrewmac]

But he is playing in a GF this weekend, and he has a much better kick than the marshmallow man

 

[Duritz]

But he is playing in a GF this weekend, and he has a much better kick than the marshmallow man

He'll eat all the Pies!!

 

[Tex_21]

He'll eat all the Pies!!

Na-the only AFL player who could afford it is Juddy

 

[andrewmac]

He'll eat all the Pies!!

He already has!!!!!

But he is going to play in a GF, already has a premiership... hard to knock the bloke.

 

[Duritz]

But he is going to play in a GF, already has a premiership... hard to knock the bloke.

Very hard. Would need some sort of major earth moving equipment.