Three Word Story - Part Four

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Three Word Story Part 4 continuation.....

Wednesday's training session was cancelled because Aker was writing about NASA's latest nude orbit record space walk by Cameron Diaz and Barry Hall. Suddenly, Harbrow noticed a Collingwood supporter holding up a piece of Rocca's NFL helmet after Buckley found it jammed inside Joffa's large handbag.

Suddenly, Rocket shouted at jellyfish eating his plans for a takeover of the sandpit on the east coast of Madagascar, ruled by the evil Vlad who once danced upon the grave of King Kong. "I love zombies" said Dougie when Vlad's army approached he started running down Lygon Steet in a tutu with black gumboots and a matching bow tie, suddenly Vlad sent Eddie to scout ahead for garden gnomes at Brereton’s house.

Cross, Gilbee & Johnno otherwise known as the world famous Kevin Rudd dancers were seen performing to massive crowds on Portsea beach. Gilbee noticed a Russian submarine surface he panicked and pushed Cross into the sand where it was dangerous because Johnno knew Gilbee was hiding amongst the merepeople.

John Howard stripped down to his bulldog boxer shorts and danced his election victory tango all the way to Iraq, where a KPP was hiding within a bunker made of swiss cheese.

Meanwhile, Chris Bond was applying for the job at McDonalds naming burgers after coaching jobs he missed...Demon Double Daniher Burger, the Carlton Chunky Cheese, the Sizzling StKilda, Bombers BBQ Beef, and the Crispy Crows Cucumber Burger. A disappointed Bond left McDonalds for a life as John Howard's gardener whilst secretly working as an escort.

Murphy’s singing talents were discovered by the 3 Tenors - Rocca, Hall and Jonathon Brown. They shouted "hooray" when Browny's "massive guns" burst forth from a pack of scalded dogs who had bitten Murphy on the hand.

Down Corio Bay, Corey Enright streaked along the waterfront away from jellyfish who had bitten Cameron Ling and Jennifer Hawkins because Enright was scared of large blue cars. Meanwhile, Harris drank a can of ice cold crab juice, “yum” he said, then pulled his pants down, exposing a Bart Simpson tattoo.

At the MCG, police raided the Geelong coaches box with tear gas, Gary ablett jr ran for cover except Bobbie Davis “Fair dinkum unbelievable,” said Bobby, then rang the ambulance which took Bomber Thompson to the EFC. Lloyd dived under Cameron Mooney haymaker and Lucas was annoyed the AA captain was Mcleod and not Johnno!

Demetriou told everyone where Coleman's ghost was last seen he vividly described what he saw Geelong had lost a packet of boiled lollies at the cinema's because he's as blind as a bat.

Across town, Ben Hudson was packing up his suitcase and McLeod's private collection of Lleyton Hewitt's gold tennis racquets and Bec's silver plated, battery operated variable speed and a very, very big handbag.

Meanwhile, Johnno was reading about Leonardo Da Vinci and his code he was surprised that the storyline foretold the coming of a great conspiracy against the Blues and Pratt which will result in Judd's removal from Rebecca's arms, Judd was devastated so he returned a fake smile and thanked Pratt for the job he gave Twiggers.

Eddie cried when Buckley announced his holiday plans didn't involve a steamy sauna with all the PBL executives and James Packer's chimpanzee named "Bubbles." "Bubbles" escaped when Eddie's fluffy handcuffs were unlocked by Michael Jackson and his Tibetan Llama. In Perth, Demetriou admitted major mishandling of rules, especially the one about Collingwood playing every wooden spoon side and no drinking during Christmas festivities.

Aker on holidays discovered the secret that Street is an accomplished writer, best selling author and a psychologist who famously discovered Demetriou's shady past as a Taiwanese chicken boner.

Rocket looked over his shoulder and saw Everitt dancing with a scantily clad Hooters waitress who once met Warnie at a bar in down town Melbourne he Sms'd Simone who said "not again", then rang New Idea to tell them Shane eats vegemite and often cries to his mummy because he knows Murali the Bulldogs dancing girl. Once he even telephoned Germaine Greer who shared vegemite recipes and played with his vibrating mobile phone.

Cooney & Griffen danced the Macarena to the tune of Abba's Dancing Queen. Rather disappointing for MacMahon who always sang "Tigerland my saviour" but forgot to tell Judas that he couldn't drink any alcohol because he told Peter Jackson to go forth and mulitply.

Meanwhile, at AFL house an escaped gorilla kissed Andy on his large proboscis then ran around and started chasing Jeff Geischen, catching the Sherrin and kicked it to the Gold Coast where they saw the ghost of Christmas past named Ross the Boss who appeared before the North Melbourne supporters, humbly apologising and promising that they will never merge or relocate.

On Melbourne Cup Day, Harris rode the horse named Phar Lap across the Nullarbour plain to see his good friend, Ben Kratowski the psychic magic bean wholesaler who once sold Peter Rhode a couple of camels that were traded for Koops, Rawlings and Veale. Meanwhile, in Canberra Johnny met with Vlad and asked him to leave Benny alone.

Hudson & Akermanis visited Rocket in the South East China Sea on a Russian Submarine. Meanwhile, down in Williamstown Smorgo's yacht was used to smuggle a key forward from South America his name is Bad, Bad Leroy Leonardis Romario Rolongo and his beep test showed that he had the very biggest left ventricle in his hand, bigger even than his old smelly runners. Meanwhile, Rudd was seen sneaking into the Canberra Museum of prehistorical bones and a Mandarin speaking Unit.

Aker went sky-diving he packed his lunch box with ham and cheese toasted sandwiches, they made while watching Lethal jump from the Westgate Bridge without his new parachute. Lethal's forgetfulness caused massive concern when he walked away without a fish and chip order he had asked Aker to deliver last year to his friends in rural Pakistan. Osama found out he didn't get any flake, so he ordered his own fish called Bush and invited Colonel Gadafi over to play tennis, chess and tiddlywinks after dinner.

Meanwhile, in Europe, Akers world domination plan was falling apart, the Mini Acker had mini hamstring issues but he started yelling when Mini Acker tried to copy his article on EPO and then did something Mini Braun liked, he sang songs.

Gilbee’s television auditions for the new Dating game show went remarkably well despite wardrobe malfunctions after Gilbee forgot to wear a diamond encrusted suit for his mini Gilbee lookalike competition which was a show hosted by Eddie McGuire and Jeff Kennett, whose fluffy moustache looked absolutely horrid on television because the camera lighting highlighted the boogers hanging down.

Christmas day at Smorgo's started with everyone watching re-runs of Seinfeld whilst drinking Moet Chandon and playing hopscotch on the gold furnishings. Santa gave Aker”s family many presents including a gold key that opened a vault containing a brand new football and two airline tickets to Kathmandu. In Kathmandu, Aker discovered the Dalai Lama's secret of the everlasting hair colouring which deeply intrigued him.

Meanwhile, Harris built Harris junior a paper plane that had the wingspan equal to his arm which he sold to Boeing for one million Sam Powers and two kegs of Bogan juice otherwise affectionately known as Bundy Rum hey.

Johnno’s palatial home collapsed when he didn't allow for Akers head to fit through the kitchen door wearing this outfit (refer to Post 423) rehearsing for the new Gladiator show. Meanwhile Ward and Johnno ran away after being confronted by the Moran’s wielding a rubber chicken and two large Samurai swords made of sorbent extra thick tissues. Welsh and Hudson out on the town in Frankston said "Adelaide is now a distant place from "Kittens", where for $35 you can buy a plastic, artificial nose that Michael Gudinsky heartily endorses!

Down on the riverfront, a giant balloon landed on Minson's head, he jumped into Aker's jelly pool, yelling, "save my clarinet”, the sky is red, just like the underside of my pig named Hamandbacon, not because he tasted good was the song they all sang.

A mysterious figure wearing one gumboot approached Daniel Giansiracusa and said to tell Hudson that the Patriots suck and the Giants are figments of our pet jellyfish and those other thingies that Aker kept in Hannibal Lector’s basement. Meanwhile, the pet jelly fish not satisfied with Aker bit a large strange looking Peter street in his jelly super hero suit that had skintight, lime, pink legwarmers and a extra large cape.

NAB Cup aspirant, Western Bulldogs continued their climb up Mt Everest.....
 
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