Three Word Story - Part Four

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Three Word Story Part 4 continuation.....


Wednesday's training session was cancelled because Aker was writing about NASA's latest nude orbit record space walk by Cameron Diaz and Barry Hall. Suddenly, Harbrow noticed a Collingwood supporter holding up a piece of Rocca's NFL helmet after Buckley found it jammed inside Joffa's large handbag.

Suddenly, Rocket shouted at jellyfish eating his plans for a takeover of the sandpit on the east coast of Madagascar, ruled by the evil Vlad who once danced upon the grave of King Kong. "I love zombies" said Dougie when Vlad's army approached he started running down Lygon Steet in a tutu with black gumboots and a matching bow tie, suddenly Vlad sent Eddie to scout ahead for garden gnomes at Brereton’s house.

Cross, Gilbee & Johnno otherwise known as the world famous Kevin Rudd dancers were seen performing to massive crowds on Portsea beach. Gilbee noticed a Russian submarine surface he panicked and pushed Cross into the sand where it was dangerous because Johnno knew Gilbee was hiding amongst the merepeople.

John Howard stripped down to his bulldog boxer shorts and danced his election victory tango all the way to Iraq, where a KPP was hiding within a bunker made of swiss cheese.

Meanwhile, Chris Bond was applying for the job at McDonalds naming burgers after coaching jobs he missed...Demon Double Daniher Burger, the Carlton Chunky Cheese, the Sizzling StKilda, Bombers BBQ Beef, and the Crispy Crows Cucumber Burger. A disappointed Bond left McDonalds for a life as John Howard's gardener whilst secretly working as an escort.

Murphy’s singing talents were discovered by the 3 Tenors - Rocca, Hall and Jonathon Brown. They shouted "hooray" when Browny's "massive guns" burst forth from a pack of scalded dogs who had bitten Murphy on the hand.

Down Corio Bay, Corey Enright streaked along the waterfront away from jellyfish who had bitten Cameron Ling and Jennifer Hawkins because Enright was scared of large blue cars. Meanwhile, Harris drank a can of ice cold crab juice, “yum” he said, then pulled his pants down, exposing a Bart Simpson tattoo.

At the MCG, police raided the Geelong coaches box with tear gas, Gary ablett jr ran for cover except Bobbie Davis “Fair dinkum unbelievable,” said Bobby, then rang the ambulance which took Bomber Thompson to the EFC. Lloyd dived under Cameron Mooney haymaker and Lucas was annoyed the AA captain was Mcleod and not Johnno!

Demetriou told everyone where Coleman's ghost was last seen he vividly described what he saw….
 
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