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TLB has definitely gone down hill though, since it started almost exclusively posted click bait.
The Sport Bible shits me with their click bait.

"Pele has revealed who he thinks will win the Premier League this season. Click here to watch a 2 minute video of irrelevant shit to find a link to copy and paste into your browser to get the answer that someone has probably already posted in the comment section."
 
Isn't a ****boy like a bloke's version of a basic bitch? Like a lad dressed in chinos and Supreme and likes things like the Lad Bible?

I feel rank for using those terms.
Correct.. Was about to quote the people who were nowhere near the mark and roast them.

****bois are basically basic fellows fellows who wear the same thing, game women, lie and basically are just dogs.
 

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Correct.. Was about to quote the people who were nowhere near the mark and roast them.

****bois are basically basic fellows fellows who wear the same thing, game women, lie and basically are just dogs.

Would you please repeat that in English?
 
What happened to her top lip?


Ehh white women...
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Last night I went to On The Run to grab a sub from the Subway section of the store.

As I walked in, I saw this girl I used to talk to on Tinder working behind the main counter. I pretended to not notice her.

Back when I talked to her, she was pretty keen. Sending filthy messages to me (that she wanted to tie me up and lash me, that she wanted me to choke her, that she wanted to choke me, that she wanted to use my dangle for target practice with darts), pretty much begging to f*ck me in all the wrong ways. I managed to score some nudes on snapchat (which I finally figured out how to save). I didn't return the favour of sending nudes of myself, nor did I give her my number or Facebook details despite repeated requests.

A mixture of me not being keen on girls that are too thirsty, the fact that I didn't want to catch a myriad of venereal diseases, and the notion of my genitals being superglued to my stomach being physically unsettling led me to cease all contact with the girl. It wasn't instantaneous. She kept trying to talk to me, but I ignored her before finally deleting her from my life completely. I imagine she wasn't too happy about it.

As I walk out of the store she yells out my name. I turn to her. "Oh hey", I say awkwardly. She says nothing, but gives me a seething look. "Fair enough", I shrug. I turn back around and start walking toward my car.

Let's just hope she didn't see my number plate. With a broad like that, who knows what'll happen. :eek:
 
Last night I went to On The Run to grab a sub from the Subway section of the store.

As I walked in, I saw this girl I used to talk to on Tinder working behind the main counter. I pretended to not notice her.

Back when I talked to her, she was pretty keen. Sending filthy messages to me (that she wanted to tie me up and lash me, that she wanted me to choke her, that she wanted to choke me, that she wanted to use my dangle for target practice with darts), pretty much begging to f*ck me in all the wrong ways. I managed to score some nudes on snapchat (which I finally figured out how to save). I didn't return the favour of sending nudes of myself, nor did I give her my number or Facebook details despite repeated requests.

A mixture of me not being keen on girls that are too thirsty, the fact that I didn't want to catch a myriad of venereal diseases, and the notion of my genitals being superglued to my stomach being physically unsettling led me to cease all contact with the girl. It wasn't instantaneous. She kept trying to talk to me, but I ignored her before finally deleting her from my life completely. I imagine she wasn't too happy about it.

As I walk out of the store she yells out my name. I turn to her. "Oh hey", I say awkwardly. She says nothing, but gives me a seething look. "Fair enough", I shrug. I turn back around and start walking toward my car.

Let's just hope she didn't see my number plate. With a broad like that, who knows what'll happen. :eek:

Should've shat on her car. That'd show her good.
 
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