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Fantastic app, met a girl through it still very early days but I've put the tindering on the back burner because of her. Still got 4 or 5 others that I'm keeping on the line if things go pear shaped. Probably the best thing to get easy booty calls.
 

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Had an interesting experience with tinder - rewind 4 weeks ago I had never heard of it. Until one night I was sitting around at a dinner party with my fiancé, 3 other couples and a single mate. Single mate was talking about it so I downloaded the app to see what all the fuss was about. Blokes gathered around at we investigated, chics did the same. Harmless fun - I thought. Hadn't touched the thing since until I deleted it a week or so ago.

Anyway 4 weeks down the track, I got a phone call from a mate yesterday who got word 'So and So' (fiancé's friend) saw me on tinder and was dark at me telling all of my fiancés friends (many who are mine now) what an adulterous p*ick I am blah blah blah...so now I'm bad news with everyone, notably a few married couples and single mothers who got word of this and are disgusted at the heinous crime I have committed, and should have my balls cut off.

Before word got to my fiancé I told her - she said I was a d*ck for having it on my phone in the first place, but really couldn't give a rats and didn't think it was that big a deal. To be honest, neither did I - end of the day its just an objective, shallow gimmick - its not like I've been out dating and sleeping with other women, having secret affairs or anything or anything, god forbid, actually interacting and communicating with the opposite sex IN PERSON.

Is this what the world has come to - a man's integrity is judged by something so pathetic?
Were you using it in the three weeks between the party and deleting it?
 
People actually use this thing to hook up? This is the lamest thing Ive ever heard. What ever happened to the pub?

It's superb. Laying on couch in jocks on a weeknight. Log on. Hook up with bird, have a chat. Chicks are much more open to chatting on that sort of of format - it's low risk and they don't have to hand over a phone number etc. many girls are understandably guarded when out at night due to the prevalence of drunken dickheads.

Chat, like each other, meet up, probably shag. Gold.

It's also a great spot to score younger birds (I mean in their 20s, no pedo). There's young blokes on it and I'm told the game of most of them extends to "hey sexc, u wan sum of dis?"... I've seriously written something like "hey nice photo, how are you going? How's your day been?"... which apparently makes you look like a Shakespearean wordsmith in comparison.
 
It's superb. Laying on couch in jocks on a weeknight. Log on. Hook up with bird, have a chat. Chicks are much more open to chatting on that sort of of format - it's low risk and they don't have to hand over a phone number etc. many girls are understandably guarded when out at night due to the prevalence of drunken dickheads.

Chat, like each other, meet up, probably shag. Gold.

It's also a great spot to score younger birds (I mean in their 20s, no pedo). There's young blokes on it and I'm told the game of most of them extends to "hey sexc, u wan sum of dis?"... I've seriously written something like "hey nice photo, how are you going? How's your day been?"... which apparently makes you look like a Shakespearean wordsmith in comparison.
Nailed it.
 
Recently started using it - and yes, it's a goldmine.

No instant hook ups, but still a lot of fun and a great procrastination tool.
 
Fantastic app, met a girl through it still very early days but I've put the tindering on the back burner because of her. Still got 4 or 5 others that I'm keeping on the line if things go pear shaped. Probably the best thing to get easy booty calls.

Inb4 she cheats. You don't date tinder skanks.

These two posts, back to back, had me rolling.

Not just the ladies that get skanky on Tinder it seems :D

EDIT: Unless Jordy is a lady that likes ladies?
 
These two posts, back to back, had me rolling.

Not just the ladies that get skanky on Tinder it seems :D

EDIT: Unless Jordy is a lady that likes ladies?
Haha no I'm not a lady, I can honestly say I haven't had many booty calls from Tinder, known this girl for about a month now so definitely not going to look for other booty calls. But I've still got a few girls from before I met her that expressed great interest in meeting up which I didn't take up when offered, so if it goes pearshaped with this new girl which it hopefully doesn't, I shouldn't need to work to hard to meet a few girls.
 
How does a Tinder date normally go down? Are you expected to buy dinner/drinks in return for 'tang?
 

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Decided to run an experiment:

- Re-downloaded the app
- Settings: 'I Am Male', 'Show Me Women', 'Limit Search to 100km', 'Show Ages 18-55+'
- Swiped right indiscriminately until it said 'There's no one new around you.'

And now I wait...

have done this before, ended up being matched with someone i work with.
 
Decided to run an experiment:

- Re-downloaded the app
- Settings: 'I Am Male', 'Show Me Women', 'Limit Search to 100km', 'Show Ages 18-55+'
- Swiped right indiscriminately until it said 'There's no one new around you.'

And now I wait...

That isn't the standard?

I mean, even if I get matched up with a whale I still enjoy the ego boost for two minutes and then delete said marine creature.
 
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