Competition TJ's Think Tank 2: What would best describe the Royals?

[TJASTA]

Oh hi gang,
In our current match thread, soon-to-be former captain NaturalDisaster described the Royals as:

the Rick and Morty fan base of the sfa.

I find this to be quite hilarious, as so far all they have talked about is how smart they are.
Now I have decided to turn in over to the SFA public, give me your best description of the Royals. The comment with the most like (by Sunday) shall win a prize. This will be a quote from league ****wit TJASTA describing you as a "amazing person/genius" (Yes, I know it's a Brooklyn 99 quote dickhead, that's the point).

 

[Fizzler]

Not a coincidence that half their name is if Fitzroy.
Fold the campaigners.

 

[TJASTA]

Not a coincidence that half their name is if Fitzroy.
Fold the campaigners.

Mobbs heavily dislikes this.

 

[Agent93]

Now I have decided to turn in over to the SFA public, give me your best description of the Royals.

When people think of snails they think slimey and slow. A possible club name for Royals

 

[Mobbs]

Not a coincidence that half their name is if Fitzroy.
Fold the campaigners.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[JackNah_8]

3121 premiers is lively.

 

[I Dont Care]

One word. Inbred

 

[TRUMAN#1]

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Not a coincidence that half their name is if Fitzroy.
Fold the campaigners.

Oi

 

[TJASTA]

3121 premiers is lively.

who?

 

[JackNah_8]

who?

our good friend, fumbler

 

[TJASTA]

our good friend, fumbler

oh that dude, still has not returned my garden hoe
campaigner

 

[ShaunDuggan]

One word. Inbred

He said Royals. Not the SF.

 

[Wosh]

Mobbs described them perfectly
Frankston Rover

 

[I Dont Care]

He said Royals. Not the SF.

SF...oh, you mean Shaun's Fruit So, you breed inbreds?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Dingleberries

 

[Yakker]

Qampaigners

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Royal Anal warts;
found inside and around the area of the SFA anus. They start as small qooty bumps that may be no larger than the head of a pin. Initially, they may be too small to be noticed. They can develop a cauliflower-like appearance as they grow, or when several are clustered together.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Melted!

 

[grumbleguts]

One word. Inbred

Hey! My cousin and our kids resemble that remark!

 

[I Dont Care]

Hey! My cousin and our kids resemble that remark!

What? But she told me she was your sister

 

[grumbleguts]

What? But she told me she was your sister

If you think about it, even for the tiniest moment, you'll understand what inbred means. Of course my cousin is my sister.

 

[The Half Back]

Reigning premiers.

 

[TJASTA]

Reigning premiers.

I don't get it.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I don't get it.

Why are we whispering?