Toast- Tom Swift

[Ochre]

Ochre mate. Nice avatar! Honest. At least he was consistent. Consistent with his calls and consistent with his BAD hair.

That's deliberate.

 

[Arecsa]

Bronx cheers tonight for Swift were a disgrace.

 

[Jackfrost]

He did have that pretty epic handball. He wasn't among the worst, honestly. We were bad tonight.

Same shit that is rolled out every game that Thomas 'Swift' plays. Guess what... those players that may play been worse than him one night will play better than him next week or did last week.

Woweeeeee he did gone and done a good handball, quick get me some tissues and a new pair of underwear.

He is shit, his game tonight was shit, every game I've seen him play this year has been shit. This will be Thomas' last game ever.

 

[Ochre]

Same shit that is rolled out every game that Thomas 'Swift' plays. Guess what... those players that may play been worse than him one night will play better than him next week or did last week.

And the players that played better than him tonight he might be better than them next week or last week. Terrible logic.

He is shit, his game tonight was shit, every game I've seen him play this year has been shit. This will be Thomas' last game ever.

You should get a tape of the Collingwood game then, was a really great match, pity you missed it.

Carlton game too, I'd skip the Lions game though.

 

[Wunjarrah]

Same shit that is rolled out every game that Thomas 'Swift' plays. Guess what... those players that may play been worse than him one night will play better than him next week or did last week.

Woweeeeee he did gone and done a good handball, quick get me some tissues and a new pair of underwear.

He is shit, his game tonight was shit, every game I've seen him play this year has been shit. This will be Thomas' last game ever.

I liked this until you went too far and said it will be his last game. Like it will be McGinna's too? He'd played ok too, but it's McGinna! Woosh and match committee clearly have a hidden agenda with regards to the mini-draft. IF you can make sense of it, let me know.

 

[eagles rule]

7 touches and 1 tackle......

That 1 tackle was high and cost us a goal ..but hey we won so didn`t mind his game .

 

[trickyonne]

Thought he was starting to get in the game then got subbed. Granted he was no good in the first half but so were Hill and Hams among others.

 

[Ochre]

That 1 tackle was high and cost us a goal ..but hey we won so didn`t mind his game .

That doesnt count as a tackle.

 

[QS]

That's deliberate.

'Deliberately Qwarktastic'

 

[Ochre]

'Deliberately Qwarktastic'

I never thought I'd love something more than Swifty, but you ****ing won.

 

[QS]

That doesnt count as a tackle.

Koby wouldn't have done it.

 

[QS]

I never thought I'd love something more than Swifty, but you ******* won.

High tackle five.

 

[Wunjarrah]

Koby wouldn't have done it.

That's cause Kobe is doing Stephanie Rice.

 

[DivideandMultiply]

My Facebook tonight is just West Coast supporters heaping shit on Tom Swift. I feel sorry for him and wouldn't be surprised if he reads this stuff. I know you guys aren't used to complete spuds gettings games but lists only run so deep.

Agreed.

I was preparing the biplane (to fly to Perth) and sharpening my pitchfork for McGinnity after his first half, but found some form and shut down Johnson who was destroying us.

We had some quite a few missing tonight and Swift was not the worst.

 

[eagles rule]

That doesnt count as a tackle.

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well it counted as a reverse goal assist then .

 

[bunsen burner]

Swift is OK.

When he's in the WAFL.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Id be one you'd call a swift fan, thought he was good around the stoppages and tagged well. Actually turning into a handy tagger. Pretty much would have been in the 15-12 bracket today, quiet but did enough.

 

[Jackfrost]

That's cause Kobe is doing Stephanie Rice.

Does he still get her to pretend and say NO

 

[Ochre]

High tackle five.

That's deliberate.

Koby wouldn't have done it.

I'm not one to exaggerate, but I can say for certain that if everyone was a bit more like Koby Stevens, the world would be a much, much more qwarktastic place.

 

[Wunjarrah]

Does he still get her to pretend and say NO

Classic NBA humour. Or should that be NWA?

 

[LeCrassic]

At least he kicked a point, some so called supporters around me seemed to miss the shuey & waters out of bounds on the full from the same position............... Damn opposite vortex pocket

 

[Gazeah78]

Same shit that is rolled out every game that Thomas 'Swift' plays. Guess what... those players that may play been worse than him one night will play better than him next week or did last week.

Woweeeeee he did gone and done a good handball, quick get me some tissues and a new pair of underwear.

He is shit, his game tonight was shit, every game I've seen him play this year has been shit. This will be Thomas' last game ever.

Agree totally. Delist please.

 

[Dark Sharks]

Uh... yeah, not quite sure swift deserves a toast. Give credit to that mint handball, but apart from that.... um.....

 

[astro1212]

Well, the West coast crowd was giving it to him. Why would he want to walk over to the fence?

 

[Macca81]

also saw this. Was at the part of the ground near where the Eagles players race is.

Bout time someone kicked the ball into the crowd. There are 22 footies given out at the end of almost every game (when we win) and im guessing that there is more than 1 person who sits near the fence who has gotten 2 or more.

The bloke who marked it looked pretty stoked as well Next time im gonna signal Swifty to kick the ball up into the 2nd tier