Since bad tastes jokes is gone i really need somewhere to post my favourite breed of humour.
What is the difference between a cat shit and a human shit?
- You eat cat shit off the lawn and human shit out of the bowl.
What do you do if you piss your pants?
- Take off your pants, suck the piss residue from the pants and then sniff the piss stains.
What is the difference between a cat shit and a human shit?
- You eat cat shit off the lawn and human shit out of the bowl.
What do you do if you piss your pants?
- Take off your pants, suck the piss residue from the pants and then sniff the piss stains.