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clogwearer i was just messin wit ya soz mate but that super flog prob made mine sound serious anyway lets get this back on track
Personal Resume of Nick Stevens
Employment History:
Port Adelaide 1998-2002
Carlton FC 2003-2009
Position: Midfielder/ Club bistro food critic
Achievements:
231 Afl games
AFLPA 2009 2nd biggest weight gain in off season (behind Dew)
Skills: Evasiveness (been avoiding diets all his life), tenacity (demolishes burgers in no time), toughness (eats his steak raw), accurate foot skills (can kick a footlong into his mouth off the floor.
Referees:
Bwett Watten 1800 Wed Wum
Potential Job?
Cooking Show Host
Traits Required: Seeking an applicant that has an insatiable appetitie for food. One that can never be quenched. The applicant must be able to eat, and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat. No neck, or poor neck movement will assist the candidate as it will improve the time taken to digest food. Applicant must make stupid decisions, have stupid catch phrases and look like a general knob. Salary package is purely based upon food as it is expected the applicant will be so fat that they will sleep on set and only eat what they cook.
Applications Close: 23rd Jan 2010
Personal Resume of Nick Stevens
Employment History:
Port Adelaide 1998-2002
Carlton FC 2003-2009
Position: Midfielder/ Club bistro food critic
Achievements:
231 Afl games
AFLPA 2009 2nd biggest weight gain in off season (behind Dew)
Skills: Evasiveness (been avoiding diets all his life), tenacity (demolishes burgers in no time), toughness (eats his steak raw), accurate foot skills (can kick a footlong into his mouth off the floor.
Referees:
Bwett Watten 1800 Wed Wum
Potential Job?
Cooking Show Host
Traits Required: Seeking an applicant that has an insatiable appetitie for food. One that can never be quenched. The applicant must be able to eat, and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat. No neck, or poor neck movement will assist the candidate as it will improve the time taken to digest food. Applicant must make stupid decisions, have stupid catch phrases and look like a general knob. Salary package is purely based upon food as it is expected the applicant will be so fat that they will sleep on set and only eat what they cook.
Applications Close: 23rd Jan 2010