Top-10 dumbest footballers

[Black Flag]

Ryder.
Pendlebury.
Swan.

 

[breeno]

Lachie Hansen - end thread.

 

[Mr Budda Bing]

Ryder.
Pendlebury.
Swan.

Max Gawn

 

[Bombers 2003]

Ryder.
Pendlebury.
Swan.

Judd
Dudd
Carltons captain

 

[Oliver09]

Ryder.
Pendlebury.
Swan.

Love Paddy as a player, could be anything but heard him on the radio on 3aw after a big loss late in the season & it was cruel. Mike Sheahan started questioning him quite aggresively about the team & he didn't know what to do. Then Sheahan started asking questions about his recently born child who was quite ill early in the season & you could tell Paddy didn't want to be on the air. People called in to have a go at Sheahan & Brian Taylor also had a go at him because it was quite obvious he wasn't cut out to be spokesperson for the club after a bad loss. Not sure if it makes him dumb but it'll be a while before he does media for Essendon again.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Ryder might just be shy. Peter Burgoyne was the same.

Setanta O'helphim

Daniel Motlop

Mitch Robinson

Matt Thomas

Adam Mcphee

Ben Nason

Jay Nash

Tom Hawkins

Myke Pike

Alipate Carlile

Well, at least you didn't show your bias.

he's pumped up as an intellectual because of his uni studies and wacky lifestyle outside football e.g. the soy milk saga etc.

i'm sure Carb's has mentioned in a thread on here a long time ago that Minson's an arrogant and patronising prick as well.

he's a footballer that would literally be living on a year to year contract for sure, does some very dumb things on the football field and looks like he has no stamina at all.

not a fan

He also makes fun of babies with cancer. Just ask the Cornes brothers. Absolute ****.

 

[Black Flag]

Ryder might just be shy. Peter Burgoyne was the same.

So might mitch robinson.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Mitch Robinson is about as shy as Brendan Fevola is responsible.

 

[Black Flag]

Hehe, wasn't serious. But yeah, there are many kinds of intelligence. I'm sure Mitch Robinson has plenty of street smarts, who really cares if he can't add 2 and 2.

 

[Schulzenfest]

To be honest, I don't think there's a single type of intelligence Mitch Robinson has. Picking fights with guys the size of an AFL ruckman when you're not one yourself doesn't rank high on the street smart scale.

 

[Black Flag]

To be honest, I don't think there's a single type of intelligence Mitch Robinson has. Picking fights with guys the size of an AFL ruckman when you're not one yourself doesn't rank high on the street smart scale.

Does that make him stupid, brave, angry? Maybe he can really handle himself. Who knows.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Didn't he get his ass handed to him in Tassie a couple of times?

 

[Black Flag]

Dunno, I know he suffered a minor black eye once. At any rate, your qualification of what constitutes intelligence seems a bit random.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

You once wrote something you thought was clever.

Then you tried to recycle it.

Actually was not clever first time.

Epic, cataclysmic failure. Good job.

Uummm I think you are writing an autobiography, this is as funny as a hatful af doggy doo...your wit surpasses your intellect and this is just not funny at all.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

James Hird is closer to the dumbest moron on the planet than just in the AFL. The guy is so past brain dead that his whole head smells due to rotting of rubbish in the cavity between his ears.

Dear cool Mccool, you have no idea if you think Hirdy is not a clever man, clearly he is smarter than the average bear you nimrod. You jeleousy is rancid.

 

[longdaveyjetta]

Cant be ****ed checking whether anyone has said this, but Jack Anthony would be smarter than 99% of the users of BigFooty.

Is that why they let him go? too smart to be a collingwood player?

 

[Chirf]

Peter Burgoyne shy?
Is that why he let Heuskes & Mickey O' go first ?

 

[Wickzki]

Dane Swan, who I actually really love watching. Was standing behind him waiting to use an ATM. He was with a mate and he said "I'm just grabbing out a couple hundred..." He goes about using the ATM, takes his cash and his card and I kid you not, turns to his mate and says "the machine is broken, I asked for $200 and it only gave me four fifties".

 

[Poseidon]

Dane Swan, who I actually really love watching. Was standing behind him waiting to use an ATM. He was with a mate and he said "I'm just grabbing out a couple hundred..." He goes about using the ATM, takes his cash and his card and I kid you not, turns to his mate and says "the machine is broken, I asked for $200 and it only gave me four fifties".

either that story didn't happen or his (bad) joke went over your head.

you've just been stung by the BAY-13 POST POLICE

 

[Amber Guzzler]

either that story didn't happen or his (bad) joke went over your head.

you've just been stung by the BAY-13 POST POLICE

I agree. That post had bullshit written all over it.

 

[chefmeister]

It happened. I was there!

 

[Black Flag]

Maybe he was withdrawing money to pay his bashing victim. I do believe he ended up with a couple of c notes.

 

[Cool User Name]

James Hird makes Mitch Robinson seem like Albert Einstein.

 

[Gus]

i'm sure Carb's has mentioned in a thread on here a long time ago that Minson's an arrogant and patronising prick as well.

Because nobody has ever been arrogant or patronising towards Carbs before?

 

[Chirf]

Because nobody has ever been arrogant or patronising towards Carbs before?

What?
Whats that got to do with it, every team has their ********s, yours is Minson, fairly common knowledge.
No need to get too defensive over it princess.