Media Top 12 Reasons Why Elton Johns Wig Is Better Than Me! (Number 11 Might Shock You!!!)

[PhenomenalV1]

So here's the media piece I was meant to write last week about how Elton Johns Wig is better than me. So here we go...

12: He has friends in the SFA. I just have people who tolerate me.

11: Dunno

10: He comes up with better insults than I do.

9: He's a better midfielder than me.

8: He's far more respected by the wider SFA.

7: He's played for more clubs than me.

6: He plays for a team in top 4 contention.

5: He's got more Mobbs votes than me.

4: He gets to drink for a living.

3: He's named after a really popular musician, who is far more recognizable than "(B/W)oken" Matt Hardy.

2: He beat me in the stupid "fight" we had.

1: Elton won the EKA when we were both up for it.

Alright Elton, are you happy now?​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Stupid clickbait.

 

[spookism]

So here's the media piece I was meant to write last week about how Elton Johns Wig is better than me. So here we go...

12: He has friends in the SFA. I just have people who tolerate me.

11: Dunno

10: He comes up with better insults than I do.

9: He's a better midfielder than me.

8: He's far more respected by the wider SFA.

7: He's played for more clubs than me.

6: He plays for a team in top 4 contention.

5: He's got more Mobbs votes than me.

4: He gets to drink for a living.

3: He's named after a really popular musician, who is far more recognizable than "(B/W)oken" Matt Hardy.

2: He beat me in the stupid "fight" we had.

1: Elton won the EKA when we were both up for it.

Alright Elton, are you happy now?​

12. Does anyone really have friends here? Ruour has it, even the Brother's Wright aren't that friendly
11. Woah, that did indeed shock.
10. Not really a challenge is it now
9. Not a high standard either of you are setting
8. But is respect in the Sweet FA a real marker of quality in the wider community?
7. Really? I thought you had whored yourself out a lot more than you'd had.
6. Irrelevant unless it the Hawks, we've pretty much got this.
5. I still have nightmare's about the Mobbs - no comment.
4. Just get a form of employment where you can get away with drinking... duh
3. Has he been popular since the 70's though?
2. southparkcripplefight.gif
1. Woah, it was that bad of a season?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Too late PhenomenalV1
Badge him.

 

[Firestarter]

And that's why we call it the blues.

 

[TJASTA]

who?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

who?

Again, I concur.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Too late PhenomenalV1
Badge him.

I concur.

Which is a strange feeling, I mean, Gero is a Geelong supporter.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Easily your best thread since I've been here

 

[fumbler]

11 was shocking, 15 was better.

 

[Firestarter]

Oh yeah, almost forgot...

"NOW DO YOU LOVE ME, DADDY?"

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I concur.

Which is a strange feeling, I mean, Gero is a Geelong supporter.

Y U do this?
We're wholesome peoples.

 

[Firestarter]

Geez how old is that clip?

 

[sante]

You two had a feud?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Y U do this?
We're wholesome peoples.

I think he meant..You are a filthy bears player.

 

[fumbler]

You two had a feud?

Yeah.It was bigger than when Zig and Zag divorced for that weekend.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

This thread needs a bump
Number -1 He has a better avatar than you.