Meltdown Top 8 pretenders LOLton vs Top of the table pretenders LOLkilda

[zackah]

Which pretender gets found out?

It's not the last minute of the last round of the season so I think the Aints get exposed today.

Either way lulz will be had.

#anzacminnows

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Baggers very capable of losing this game.
If we are going to be rated we should beat krows and saints, but I'm afraid we're still battling.

Blues by 13.

 

[Feraligatr]

I'm going for the redclife Dolphins.

I'm not backing either of these teams

Backing Carlolton is scareligious

And St. Kilda are too minnowly.

 

[zackah]

Elmer_Judd the minnow Anzac ceremony is about to start.

You may commence melting.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Elmer_Judd the minnow Anzac ceremony is about to start.

You may commence melting.

Oh You won't be disappointed.

Game has yet to start and I am already melting

Waltzing Matilda
**** Off St Kilda

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Elmer_Judd the minnow Anzac ceremony is about to start.

You may commence melting.

If any of these soldiers were any good they would put a 303 slug straight into plowman

 

[zackah]

Oh You won't be disappointed.

Game has yet to start and I am already melting

Waltzing Matilda
**** Off St Kilda

Love that movie. You forgot the briefcase!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

St Kilda sponsored by Thirsty Camel is Apt, given they are coached by one..

 

[Pistol Night]

If any of these soldiers were any good they would put a 303 slug straight into plowman

Would add something to the Anzac service. A rogue sniper levelling a few campaigners

 

[GudOnya]

Aints are hacks.

Everyone during the week talking about how their pressure forces teams to just kick long and hope someone can mark it. Jokes on them, that's been our gameplan for years. Blues by 20 and Lyon to fondle Sinclair's budding boobies at halftime.

 

[Plugger35]

Umpires paying soft free kicks to Carlton already.

We will need to be a 10 goal better side to win this.

 

[GudOnya]

Umpires paying soft free kicks to Carlton already.

We will need to be a 10 goal better side to win this.

Lol, pay one and miss 3. Umps love the aints and are the only reason you've won any games this year

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Had all the promise to be ‘game of the year’ this one, unfortunately though Geelong stole that thunder last night.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Had all the promise to be ‘game of the year’ this one, unfortunately though Geelong stole that thunder last night.

Sure Jan.

 

[Feraligatr]

At risk of sounding like Plugger.

What kinda free kick was that?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Jokes on them, that's been our gameplan for years

How's that been working out for ya?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Umpires paying soft free kicks to Carlton already.

We will need to be a 10 goal better side to win this.

Carlton get more frees because they're first to the ball

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Sunday timeslots

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Phillpou **** off you tiprat.

 

[GudOnya]

How's that been working out for ya?

That's the joke genius.

 

[Feraligatr]

What a horrible haircut butler.

r/fmyshitup worthy

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Carlton get more frees because they're first to the ball

Carlton lose more games because we turn the ball over better.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

KING CHARLIE, HE GETS FREES WHEN HE WANTS, HE GETS FREES WHEN HE WANTS, KING CHARLIE, HE GET FREES WHEN HE WANTS !

Cop that Plugger35

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That's the joke genius.

Oh my mistake, I thought this was the joke:

Blues by 20

 

[Pistol Night]

KING CHARLIE, HE GETS FREES WHEN HE WANTS, HE GETS FREES WHEN HE WANTS, KING CHARLIE, HE GET FREES WHEN HE WANTS !

Cop that Plugger35

And hes a gun backyard cricket batmen because Camilla Parker Bowles