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Norm Smith Medallist
Top 5 Waterboys
My Top Five Water Boys:
1. Irene Struddleback - She does her job with very little fuss, always ready to accommodate every request from her players and her beloved captain. In these modern times it is not unusual to find a black, disabled, lesbian being considered the best in her field.
2. Fatty Arsebackles - He may not be the fittest waterboy in the league but he is never noticed and isn't that a measure of how well he does his job.
3. Ng Hung How I know I will be rebuked by the footy public by listing How in my top five, but he is one of my favorites. He can barely speak any English and quite often gets the Water Bottle mixed up with the Hair Elixer but those types of mistakes are becoming less frequent. He, on his own volition has undertaken remedial English lessons and always has a smile for everybody.
4. Guisepe Filipe Smith otherwise known as Stroker. As can be seen from his name he comes from a dubious parentage, but that has not prevented him from rising the ladder of success amongst the waterboy hierarchy.
For those wondering how Guisepe got his "STROKER" nickname let me once again inform the uninformed. It is not unusual to find one of Guisepe's hands in his pants stroking the sausage. Thus the moniker.
5. Dourglas Hawrkings. I guess I don' need to say much about this beloved former player that hit skids row and was saved by Sheedy when he was offered salvation as a waterboy. He has got himself together again and has never looked backwards again.
Have I missed anyone? Anyhow this is only a personal opinion. I am sure other opinions are equally valid.
PS: I have not listed the clubs for which the top five do their duties because that would be insulting the intelligence of the Big Footy posters.
My Top Five Water Boys:
1. Irene Struddleback - She does her job with very little fuss, always ready to accommodate every request from her players and her beloved captain. In these modern times it is not unusual to find a black, disabled, lesbian being considered the best in her field.
2. Fatty Arsebackles - He may not be the fittest waterboy in the league but he is never noticed and isn't that a measure of how well he does his job.
3. Ng Hung How I know I will be rebuked by the footy public by listing How in my top five, but he is one of my favorites. He can barely speak any English and quite often gets the Water Bottle mixed up with the Hair Elixer but those types of mistakes are becoming less frequent. He, on his own volition has undertaken remedial English lessons and always has a smile for everybody.
4. Guisepe Filipe Smith otherwise known as Stroker. As can be seen from his name he comes from a dubious parentage, but that has not prevented him from rising the ladder of success amongst the waterboy hierarchy.
For those wondering how Guisepe got his "STROKER" nickname let me once again inform the uninformed. It is not unusual to find one of Guisepe's hands in his pants stroking the sausage. Thus the moniker.
5. Dourglas Hawrkings. I guess I don' need to say much about this beloved former player that hit skids row and was saved by Sheedy when he was offered salvation as a waterboy. He has got himself together again and has never looked backwards again.
Have I missed anyone? Anyhow this is only a personal opinion. I am sure other opinions are equally valid.
PS: I have not listed the clubs for which the top five do their duties because that would be insulting the intelligence of the Big Footy posters.
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