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This would have to be the worst trade week period ever lol

AFL has to realise it's making a mockery of the sport.
Worst trade radio line up by some way too,

Kane/Edmund have little to no idea on trade value/list management (Edmund at least has news) - cross

Cooney/Cam Luke are genuine torture with their lack of knowledge - huge cross

Gabelich/Olle fine knowledgeable give actual updates - tick

Twomey/Beveridge very knowledgeable - tick

Morris/Hannebery Morris fine knows what he is talking about Hannebery Cooney level moron - cross

Barrett/Jenkins/Johnson 3 more nuffies together that have no understanding of values - Huge cross
 
Port gives: Houston + 39
Port gets: 13 + Lukosius + Richards

Suns give: Lukosius + 6 + 13 + 23
Suns get: Rioli + Noble + Pies Future 1st + 33

Pies give: Noble + Richards + Pies Future 1st
Pies get: Houston + 23

Richmond give: Rioli + Baker + 32 + 45 + 51
Richmond get: 6 + 20

WC give: Barrass
WC get: 14 + Baker

Hawks give: 14 + 33
Hawks get: Barrass + Bris Future 4th

Bris give: 20 + Bris Future 4th
Bris get: 32 + 39 + 45 + 51

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There's my mega-trade. Better than anything Cooney would come up with.
 

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Port gives: Houston + 39
Port gets: 13 + Lukosius + Richards

Suns give: Lukosius + 6 + 13 + 23
Suns get: Rioli + Noble + Pies Future 1st + 33

Pies give: Noble + Richards + Pies Future 1st
Pies get: Houston + 23

Richmond give: Rioli + Baker + 32 + 45 + 51
Richmond get: 6 + 20

WC give: Barrass
WC get: 14 + Baker

Hawks give: 14 + 33
Hawks get: Barrass + Bris Future 4th

Bris give: 20 + Bris Future 4th
Bris get: 32 + 39 + 45 + 51

____________________________

There's my mega-trade. Better than anything Cooney would come up with.
Farcical. No go from us.

Give up Rioli, Baker, 32, 45 and 51
To get 6 and 20? What else that can’t be all it is. Why didn’t you add in pick 1 and 24 just to be fairer.


Brisbane give up p20, which will end up around p25 = 756 points. F 4th won’t be worth anything next year
For early bids, add some to the original picks 37, 44, 49, 56 = 483, 362, 287, 194 == 1326 points
So you give up picks worth 756 points but want 1326 back.
Getting funnier .




You’ll get a job with Cooney. Good audition. You’ve got the job.
 
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It really is ridiculous. AFL should shutdown the trade period as soon as a day of no trades occurs. Would actually make them get a move on. Then again, maybe AFL wants it to take a lot of time so that people are talking about it and it's reported on in the media
 
Port gives: Houston + 39
Port gets: 13 + Lukosius + Richards

Suns give: Lukosius + 6 + 13 + 23
Suns get: Rioli + Noble + Pies Future 1st + 33

Pies give: Noble + Richards + Pies Future 1st
Pies get: Houston + 23

Richmond give: Rioli + Baker + 32 + 45 + 51
Richmond get: 6 + 20

WC give: Barrass
WC get: 14 + Baker

Hawks give: 14 + 33
Hawks get: Barrass + Bris Future 4th

Bris give: 20 + Bris Future 4th
Bris get: 32 + 39 + 45 + 51

____________________________

There's my mega-trade. Better than anything Cooney would come up with.
Port make out like bandits in that mega deal.
 
I can.

Week 1 of trade week every year.

Can anyone understand why they extended trade week to two weeks?
Because the afl media morons wouldn’t be able to take it all in. One week, the microscopic neuron in their skulls would explode.
And over 2 weeks they can play fantasy games while playing Nintendo, drinking coffee, telling each other how marvellous they were, the magical trades they’d make.
Then have some time to slam parrot and Cornes as being the chief moron **** heads.
And…
No, not really
 
Farcical. No go from us.

Give up Rioli, Baker, 32, 45 and 51
To get 6 and 20? What else that can’t be all it is. Why didn’t you add in pick 1 and 24 just to be fairer.


Brisbane give up p20, which will end up around p25 = 756 points. F 4th won’t be worth anything next year
For early bids, add some to the original picks 37, 44, 49, 56 = 483, 362, 287, 194 == 1326 points
So you give up picks worth 756 points but want 1326 back.
Getting funnier .




You’ll get a job with Cooney. Good audition. You’ve got the job.
If I was trying to ream Richmond, I'dve chucked TJ in there to us for a token pick or something...

Idk, if anything I think WC probs wins this deal, could probs chuck in a future 3rd from them back your way to square it up a bit more.

Honestly though, don't see it as that far off.

I'd say most non-Richmond pundits would say 6, especially in this draft, is overs for Rioli, and let's say Bakers worth Pick ~25, so you could look at it as 6 for Rioli + 25, don't think that's far off. Then its 20 for 32 + 45 + 51, which gives yas a 12 pick upgrade at the cost of 2 late picks which you'd still have 6 picks better than in this scenario (1, 6, 20, 24, 42, 43).

And naturally, Brisbane isn't going to slide down from 20 unless there's a net gain of points, otherwise that would defeat the purpose, so giving up a higher pick worth less points for 3 worse picks that combine for more is pretty stock standard. Semantics over exactly which, could be 32 + 45 + 51, could be 24 + 51, could be 42 + 43 + 45 + 60, whatever.

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The trade period goes too long, hopefully shit starts to get lodged tomorrow so we can all dissect how our own teams have gotten ripped rather than my hypotheticals that'll likely be nowhere near the reality, although coming up with this did cure my bordeom at work.
 
I can.

Week 1 of trade week every year.

Can anyone understand why they extended trade week to two weeks?

The problem is it doesn't really help. You have to give the Grand Final Teams at least a week before it opens. So the actual trade period might be less but you would still have the same speculation and talk for the same amount of time.
 

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Farcical. No go from us.

Give up Rioli, Baker, 32, 45 and 51
To get 6 and 20? What else that can’t be all it is. Why didn’t you add in pick 1 and 24 just to be fairer.


Brisbane give up p20, which will end up around p25 = 756 points. F 4th won’t be worth anything next year
For early bids, add some to the original picks 37, 44, 49, 56 = 483, 362, 287, 194 == 1326 points
So you give up picks worth 756 points but want 1326 back.
Getting funnier .




You’ll get a job with Cooney. Good audition. You’ve got the job.
Agree that richmond get reamed there. However, on the points part at the end, lions tigers trade just went through where lions give up 912 points but get back 1704 points
 
Worst trade radio line up by some way too,

Kane/Edmund have little to no idea on trade value/list management (Edmund at least has news) - cross

Cooney/Cam Luke are genuine torture with their lack of knowledge - huge cross

Gabelich/Olle fine knowledgeable give actual updates - tick

Twomey/Beveridge very knowledgeable - tick

Morris/Hannebery Morris fine knows what he is talking about Hannebery Cooney level moron - cross

Barrett/Jenkins/Johnson 3 more nuffies together that have no understanding of values - Huge cross

I don't mind Kane and Edmund in the morning. I feel like they have some good discussion and you get a summary of where things are at.

The problem is after that there just isn't enough news. I don't mind all the regular AFL journalists.

Cooney is the most useless guy on any form of radio and gets a gig because he has no other job and can afford to take some casual cheap shifts on a weekday.

Hanneberry is no good. He said he is still working morning and afternoons in his regular job so I think he is just poorly researched.

Jenkins I don't mind. He does more research than Cooney.
 

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