4. WTF is with umpires feeling the need to make calls in the first place? Ball it up every time, unless it is OBVIOUSLY holding the ball. Let the game play, unless there has been an OBVIOUS free kick. Holding, jostling for position, shepherding - it's all part of Aussie Rules FFS!
Rant over. We didn't lose because of the white maggots,, but they sure as shit didn't help.
This.
The game is far too over-umpired. Umpires really make the game difficult for themselves, rather than the game making their job difficult.
Their philosophy needs to be only get involved when you need to, otherwise let the boys play. The way it's officiated at the moment is that they feel they need to impose themselves on the game whenever they get the opportunity. Simply pay free kicks when they're obvious, otherwise 'play-on' and keep out of the way. The free kick paid at the start of the Bombers v Saints game is a prime example of why people loathe the way the game is officiated. No feel for the contest, just free kicks plucked from a textbook definition. It's bad for the game.
The recent calls about umpires needing to be full time is wrong. If they become full time they will only 'search' for more trivial, incidental free kicks, which go against the nature of why people love the game. People will only despise umpires more. Keep the philosophy simple and everyone will be happy... or happier at least.