Media Undisputed* Top 100 Qootballers

[Headless]

Top 5 tomorrow or tonight ?

Yes.

Or perhaps no.

But not tonight.

 

[DemonJim]

I’m happy with 29.

I’m better than most of you now, and in a few years I will be better than all of you.

Good luck with that!

 

[Tommycash]

So close. Unfortunately, Tommycash is instead an Undisputed Bottom 1,837 qootballer of all time.

I thought I was 89, or is that some other persons list?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I thought I was 89, or is that some other persons list?

That was ClarkeM's Disputed list. (a random order of current players)
We can each decide which holds more merit.

 

[ClarkeM]

I thought I was 89, or is that some other persons list?

That's disputable.

 

[Pugsley]

UNDISPUTED BOTTOM 1,837 PLAYERS​

Some notable names:

#101: SSWANS2011
#102: TOMMYCASH
#104: QUADZILLA
#107: MATERA92
#110: MARLOWE
#112: LOONERTY
#116: SMARTYS POWER
#117: EBIAC
#122: IBENG
#124: HILLY
#126: I DONT CARE
#128: POWER RAID
#129: GOLUMLESS
#134: HAYDO
#136: ROO2MACCA
#139: BLACKY
#152: LOGGER
#153: RODNEYDANGERFIELD
#155: JT_THE_MAN
#156: HAROLAD
#162: WFL
#168: CLOUD_
#171: DANGER IN TEXAS
#175: KOHPHI
#188: VAN_DYKE
#198: DOCTOR GERO
#201: WILLO_
#202: _CAYZ_
#207: CITROIN
#213: JOSHWOODENSPOON
#245: MIGGS
#247: STERGE
#248: AGENT93
#252: SPORTSMANIAC
#264: THECOACH16
#271: WOOSHETTE
#276: ODDHAWK
#277: TONY LYNN 15
#278: MILLKY95
#286: MICHAELS
#291: BLAZE STORM
#293: PHILREICH
#302: BRAB
#304: BRUCETIKI
#316: NATURALDISASTER
#326: FRYER TUCK
#349: ELTON JOHNS WIG
#351: JACKNAH_8
#359: NAHNAH
#379: PHENOMENALV1
#400: YAKKER
#453: RFCTIGER74
#469: MATT_352
#488: XENXEN

I own that shit.

 

[Tommycash]

That's disputable.

Hell, I'm pretty confused, but I like it!

 

[Sausages]

Well somebody who's clearly an educated man had me on another list, which I think is therefore a superior assessment.

HOWEVER - I concede that I am yet to provide an overwhelming case for inclusion on ALL lists, so I shall take my omission here with good grace and not fall into a pit of despondence.

(List has inferior quality sausage meat in it though, just sayin')

 

[Headless]

#5: ClarkeM
HEADLESS POINTS™: 1,177,741.8
Games: 359 (Mount Buller Demons/West Coast Wonders)
Goals: 258

Top 1% in:
* Total games
* Total kicks
* Total marks
* Total handballs
* Total tackles
* Total disposals
* Total Exie
* Total DT
* Total wins
* Total draws
* Total losses

Congratulations, ClarkeM. You are the undisputed fifth best player in the history of the Sweet FA.


ClarkeM​

 

[ClarkeM]

That’s disputable

 

[Tarkyn_24]

That’s disputable

A true Mount Buller legend.

 

[ClarkeM]

A true Mount Buller legend.

8 games of whinging about nothing.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

8 games of whinging about nothing.

A truly impactful tenure.

In and out. No ****ing around.

Mount Buller wasn’t big enough for two Undisputed* top 5 players. You did what you had to to help the strugglers flourish.

 

[Headless]

A true Mount Buller legend.

The highest-ranked Demon!

... so far.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

It's actually crazy how little I have to dispute here.

 

[Headless]

It's actually crazy how little I have to dispute here.

Even if you wanted to, you couldn't. It's in the title.

 

[ClarkeM]

Just finish the thread Headless.

You have 4 more to go... the thread is two weeks old. DO IT

 

[Headless]

Just finish the thread Headless.

You have 4 more to go... the thread is two weeks old. DO IT

What's in it for me?

 

[ClarkeM]

What's in it for me?

Beez votes

 

[pantskyle]

Beez votes

If he wants beez votes he should wait until the end of the season to finish the thread, so people actually remember.

 

[ClarkeM]

If he wants beez votes he should wait until the end of the season to finish the thread, so people actually remember.

Well it's great to see he's on track at this pace.

 

[croweater 41]

I'd be higher if I decided not to be a selfish full forward and shit back pocket player.

 

[ClarkeM]

I'd be higher if I decided not to be a selfish full forward and shit back pocket player.

I know you, you're usually higher than most.

 

[philreich]

Even the script of Days of Our Lives (the only show where a 9 month pregnancy takes 4 years) moves quicker than this!!!

 

[Headless]

Even the script of Days of Our Lives (the only show where a 9 month pregnancy takes 4 years) moves quicker than this!!!

That's disputable.