Media Undisputed* Top 100 Qootballers

[The Half Back]

Why is this thread a joke to you?

After reading the first 10 and seeing Sweet FA LEGEND, The Half Back rated at 95, one can only assume the answer to this question is undoubtably, YES.

haha I'm above The Half Back

A travesty. You've had more inactive seasons than me!

 

[Headless]

Could I please have my rank?

You are in the Top 100.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

You are in the Top 100.

Bugger

 

[Headless]

Bugger

Yes, condolences on this recognition.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Who the **** is Khan?

 

[sausageroll]

sausageroll

Check it

What was this tag? And why did it take three days for me to see it?

 

[ClarkeM]

Headless, post the next 5 mate. You've been online since 5am.

 

[Headless]

Headless, post the next 5 mate. You've been online since 5am.

I've been typing it up since then.

ClarkeM

 

[Power Raid]

Do the top 100 but leave out them top 10 just for the melts

 

[ClarkeM]

I've been typing it up since then.

ClarkeM

Slow typist

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Slow typist

He's Headless , not Fingerless....

 

[The Half Back]

Headless, can I please have my proper, non-pisstaking rank?

 

[This Is Anfield]

Headless, can I please have my proper, non-pisstaking rank?

Shut up number 95.

Yours sincerely,

Number 94.

 

[Headless]

Headless, can I please have my proper, non-pisstaking rank?

Yes. As listed.

 

[The Half Back]

Shut up number 95.

Yours sincerely,

Number 94.

Now I know this list is bogus.

Yes. As listed.

Your jokes are no longer funny.

 

[philreich]

Poor old ND... second in a one horse race.

I wonder if that includes a beauty contest.......

 

[Headless]

#80: FattyLumpkin
HEADLESS POINTS™: 609,141.1
Games: 221 (Gumbies FFC/Roys FFC/Sin City Swamprats)
Goals: 185

Top 1% in:
* Nothing

#79: hougie
HEADLESS POINTS™: 625,166.8
Games: 194 (Fighting Furies)
Goals: 119

Top 1% in:
* Nothing

#78: akkaps
HEADLESS POINTS™: 627,589.3
Games: 196 (Baghdad Bombers/Fighting Furies/Gold City Royals/Gumbies FFC/East Side Hawks/Southern Dragons)
Goals: 122

Top 1% in:
* Nothing

#77: Gilbert_Hodge
HEADLESS POINTS™: 629,121.4
Games: 207 (Dragons FFC/East Side Hawks)
Goals: 92

Top 1% in:
* Nothing

#76: Miguel Sanchez
HEADLESS POINTS™: 631,481.8
Games: 269 (East Side Hawks/Las Vegas Bears/West Coast Wonders)
Goals: 33

Top 1% in:
* Total marks​

 

[JT_the_Man]

​

The history of this league is long and illustrious, and the champions are many. Over the first 26 seasons of the Sweet FA, the league has changed, developed, and then changed and developed some more.

But the question remains: who has been the greatest of them all?

In this thread, I will be counting down the undisputed* top 100 qootballers of all time based on the gobsmackingly excellent Headless Formula™.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Will you actually finish this thread?
I might.

Will this basically just be counting down those who have scored the most DT/Exie points in their careers?
No comment.

Isn't it obvious that you, Headless, will be #1?
You'd think so, wouldn't you?

What can I do in return for this amazing thread?
All I want is beez votes.

Haven't other posters done really similar threads in the past?
Yeah. But theirs haven't been undisputed*.

Is it really undisputed*?
Yes.

Can I ask for my position?
Yes. Feel free to ask if you made the top 100 or, if not, where you ranked.

*According to Headless.

The Countdown So Far:

Spoiler

100. crazy_big_al
99. BigJoeD_
98. zackah
97. brahj
96. Khan
95. The Half Back
94. This Is Anfield
93. SM
92. saintkildaman
91. cammo6556

I’m #1 yeah?

 

[Headless]

I’m #1 yeah?

I simply don't know what would give you that impression.

You came in at #155 - one place ahead of HaroLad, 13 before Cloud_, and 20 before KohPhi.

 

[JT_the_Man]

I simply don't know what would give you that impression.

You came in at #155.

I never thought I’d get lower than #99...

When I’m admin, this top 100 will not be a league endorsed top 100 due to being disputable.

 

[Headless]

I never thought I’d get lower than #99...

When I’m admin, this top 100 will not be a league endorsed top 100 due to being disputable.

Added some prominent users you beat to my post to make you feel better.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Added some prominent users you beat to my post to make you feel better.

Already better than my predecessor in the admin ranks?

I really am going to be the greatest admin of all time!

 

[JT_the_Man]

I hereby declare that this top 100 will indeed be league endorsed.

 

[Headless]

#75: Bucketss
HEADLESS POINTS™: 639,515.3
Games: 228 (Gumbies FFC)
Goals: 236

Top 1% in:
* Nothing

#74: Eth
HEADLESS POINTS™: 640,260.7
Games: 178 (Mount Buller Demons)
Goals: 115

Top 1% in:
* Total tackles
* Total frees for

#73: Nuffers
HEADLESS POINTS™: 643,118
Games: 227 (Fighting Furies)
Goals: 243

Top 1% in:
* Nothing

#72: dougthelegend
HEADLESS POINTS™: 643,718.5
Games: 240 (Baghdad Bombers, Razors)
Goals: 346

Top 1% in:
* Total goals

#71: Wacky Tiger
HEADLESS POINTS™: 651,151.5
Games: 186 (Fighting Furies/East Side Hawks)
Goals: 190

Top 1% in:
* Total tackles​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

#76: @Miguel Sanchez
HEADLESS POINTS™: 631,481.8
Games: 269 (East Side Hawks/Las Vegas Bears/West Coast Wonders)
Goals: 33

Top 1% in:
* Total marks

33 goals. Fivey ya damn hero!!