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Elton Johns Wig said:
So, 24 disposals in a losing side?

Leading possession winner in our side, LEADING possession winner, and you reckon I choked?

fu** me.

I've got the sorest shoulders in Australia you imbecile!!
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I had 22 off half back constantly running off my man

Exhibit A - Read the play brilliantly to give you a cheapie.
1 : 10.42 {rW} - Kirkswan hits the ground running.
1 : 11.27 {lHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Power Raid.
1 : 11.46 {lHFF} - Over the head of Power Raid.
1 : 11.52 {rHBF} - Dingster takes off.
1 : 11.58 {C} - A measured kick to Elton Johns Wig.

I did try and get Bono going but that was a disaster.
1 : 23.51 {lHFF} - The umpires rules a push-out. Dingster will get the free.
1 : 23.51 {rHBF} - Dingster looking for a lead.
1 : 23.55 {rHBF} - Dingster has time to take a bounce.
1 : 23.57 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to U2tigers.
1 : 24.04 {rHBF} - U2tigers has run too far.

Playing on Power Raid, I outran his kick to keep us in the game.
2 : 2.57 {lHFF} - Power Raid has possession.
2 : 2.58 {lHFF} - That's a massive kick from Power Raid.
2 : 2.58 {lHFF} - Punched through for a point by Dingster.

I used my supreme pace to try and get Ant Bear going, but he was more interested in **** TBH.
2 : 3.23 {rHBF} - Dingster tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 3.37 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Ant Bear.

Again I covered for our midfield incompetence.
2 : 8.38 {C} - Easy tapout for SparkleNarkle.
2 : 8.49 {C} - Nunez looks downfield.
2 : 8.55 {lHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 9.01 {lHFF} - Dingster gets a timely fist to the ball.

Repeats efforts should have been inspiring.
2 : 13.1 {rHFF} - edgie isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Bonz. He could map the Milky Way.
2 : 13.15 {rHBF} - Dingster picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 13.17 {CHB} - He elects to use TheHairyGamer and kicks in that direction.
2 : 13.17 {CHB} - HUGE LEAP FROM TheHairyGamer - orrrr umpire says he didn't hold it long enough.
2 : 13.25 {lHFF} - Power Raid assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 13.29 {lHFF} - Dingster sews him up!.
2 : 13.31 {rHBF} - Dingster threads his way through traffic.
2 : 13.39 {lHBF} - He tries to find Bonz with a chip pass.

Majestically - ponder that for a moment
3 : 3.42 {CHF} - LukeParkerno1 has possession.
3 : 3.48 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Power Raid.
3 : 3.54 {lHFF} - Dingster rises over the pack majestically.

With the Swampies getting a run on, I showed poise when the rest of you were losing your heads.
3 : 8 {rHBF} - Dingster slowing down the play.

Not once but twice..
3 : 11.21 {rHBF} - Dingster slowing down the play.
3 : 11.23 {rHBF} - Passes to KBLT by hand.
3 : 11.27 {rHBF} - KBLT takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.

Wig does his best Cory McKernan impersonation
3 : 12.25 {rHBF} - Hands it off to Dingster.
3 : 12.27 {C} - With opposition bearing down he looks for a passing opportunity.
3 : 12.36 {C} - Elton Johns Wig gets too far under the ball.

What a gun
3 : 16.57 {FB} - Marklar_33 to send the ball forward.
3 : 17.01 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 17.09 {rHBF} - A kick in the general direction of Dingster.
3 : 17.14 {rHBF} - Dingster stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..

Still trying to bring my team into the game but Wig was off his game
3 : 17.51 {CHB} - Now TheHairyGamer has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 17.57 {rHBF} - He transfers play using Dingster.
3 : 18.01 {rHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 18.07 {rHBF} - Dingster sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 18.11 {rHBF} - Handpasses to KBLT.
3 : 18.15 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Elton Johns Wig.
3 : 18.22 {C} - Nunez reads the kick best and marks well in front of Elton Johns Wig.

Still running hard and busting tackles late in the quarter
3 : 24.2 {CHF} - LukeParkerno1 can't take it.
3 : 24.24 {rHBF} - Dingster breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 24.3 {lW} - Sees PVF ahead and sends it his way.

I read Nunez's crap kick to lead a revival.
4 : .1 {C} - Nunez with a moment to look downfield.
4 : .13 {C} - He has a bounce.
4 : .2 {lHFF} - Power Raid presents on a long lead.
4 : .24 {lHFF} - Over the head of Power Raid.
4 : .3 {rHBF} - Dingster looking for a lead.
4 : .37 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Wojcinski under pressure.

Still going..
4 : 12.41 {rHBF} - Dingster takes them on.
4 : 12.48 {CHB} - A short kick to TheHairyGamer.

The game is shot but I'm still providing multiple efforts.
4 : 20.15 {rHBF} - Dingster takes them on.
4 : 20.21 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to KBLT.
4 : 20.25 {rHBF} - Dingster receives his handpass.
4 : 20.3 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to TheHairyGamer.
4 : 20.36 {CHB} - TheHairyGamer has a bounce.
4 : 20.37 {rHBF} - He transfers play using Dingster.
4 : 20.44 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 20.48 {rHBF} - Dingster does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 20.52 {CHB} - TheHairyGamer screaming for the ball - and he is heard.

Even the sim knew.
In quite a display, Dingster won the bout with Power Raid.
 
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Dingster said:
I had 22 off half back constantly running off my man

Exhibit A - Read the play brilliantly to give you a cheapie.
1 : 10.42 {rW} - Kirkswan hits the ground running.
1 : 11.27 {lHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Power Raid.
1 : 11.46 {lHFF} - Over the head of Power Raid.
1 : 11.52 {rHBF} - Dingster takes off.
1 : 11.58 {C} - A measured kick to Elton Johns Wig.

I did try and get Bono going but that was a disaster.
1 : 23.51 {lHFF} - The umpires rules a push-out. Dingster will get the free.
1 : 23.51 {rHBF} - Dingster looking for a lead.
1 : 23.55 {rHBF} - Dingster has time to take a bounce.
1 : 23.57 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to U2tigers.
1 : 24.04 {rHBF} - U2tigers has run too far.

Playing on Power Raid, I outran his kick to keep us in the game.
2 : 2.57 {lHFF} - Power Raid has possession.
2 : 2.58 {lHFF} - That's a massive kick from Power Raid.
2 : 2.58 {lHFF} - Punched through for a point by Dingster.

I used my supreme pace to try and get Ant Bear going, but he was more interested in **** TBH.
2 : 3.23 {rHBF} - Dingster tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 3.37 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Ant Bear.

Again I covered for our midfield incompetence.
2 : 8.38 {C} - Easy tapout for SparkleNarkle.
2 : 8.49 {C} - Nunez looks downfield.
2 : 8.55 {lHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 9.01 {lHFF} - Dingster gets a timely fist to the ball.

Repeats efforts should have been inspiring.
2 : 13.1 {rHFF} - edgie isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Bonz. He could map the Milky Way.
2 : 13.15 {rHBF} - Dingster picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 13.17 {CHB} - He elects to use TheHairyGamer and kicks in that direction.
2 : 13.17 {CHB} - HUGE LEAP FROM TheHairyGamer - orrrr umpire says he didn't hold it long enough.
2 : 13.25 {lHFF} - Power Raid assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 13.29 {lHFF} - Dingster sews him up!.
2 : 13.31 {rHBF} - Dingster threads his way through traffic.
2 : 13.39 {lHBF} - He tries to find Bonz with a chip pass.

Majestically - ponder that for a moment
3 : 3.42 {CHF} - LukeParkerno1 has possession.
3 : 3.48 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Power Raid.
3 : 3.54 {lHFF} - Dingster rises over the pack majestically.

With the Swampies getting a run on, I showed poise when the rest of you were losing your heads.
3 : 8 {rHBF} - Dingster slowing down the play.

Not once but twice..
3 : 11.21 {rHBF} - Dingster slowing down the play.
3 : 11.23 {rHBF} - Passes to KBLT by hand.
3 : 11.27 {rHBF} - KBLT takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.

Wig does his best Cory McKernan impersonation
3 : 12.25 {rHBF} - Hands it off to Dingster.
3 : 12.27 {C} - With opposition bearing down he looks for a passing opportunity.
3 : 12.36 {C} - Elton Johns Wig gets too far under the ball.

What a gun
3 : 16.57 {FB} - Marklar_33 to send the ball forward.
3 : 17.01 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 17.09 {rHBF} - A kick in the general direction of Dingster.
3 : 17.14 {rHBF} - Dingster stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..

Still trying to bring my team into the game but Wig was off his game
3 : 17.51 {CHB} - Now TheHairyGamer has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 17.57 {rHBF} - He transfers play using Dingster.
3 : 18.01 {rHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 18.07 {rHBF} - Dingster sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 18.11 {rHBF} - Handpasses to KBLT.
3 : 18.15 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Elton Johns Wig.
3 : 18.22 {C} - Nunez reads the kick best and marks well in front of Elton Johns Wig.

Still running hard and busting tackles late in the quarter
3 : 24.2 {CHF} - LukeParkerno1 can't take it.
3 : 24.24 {rHBF} - Dingster breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 24.3 {lW} - Sees PVF ahead and sends it his way.

I read Nunez's crap kick to lead a revival.
4 : .1 {C} - Nunez with a moment to look downfield.
4 : .13 {C} - He has a bounce.
4 : .2 {lHFF} - Power Raid presents on a long lead.
4 : .24 {lHFF} - Over the head of Power Raid.
4 : .3 {rHBF} - Dingster looking for a lead.
4 : .37 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Wojcinski under pressure.

Still going..
4 : 12.41 {rHBF} - Dingster takes them on.
4 : 12.48 {CHB} - A short kick to TheHairyGamer.

The game is shot but I'm still providing multiple efforts.
4 : 20.15 {rHBF} - Dingster takes them on.
4 : 20.21 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to KBLT.
4 : 20.25 {rHBF} - Dingster receives his handpass.
4 : 20.3 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to TheHairyGamer.
4 : 20.36 {CHB} - TheHairyGamer has a bounce.
4 : 20.37 {rHBF} - He transfers play using Dingster.
4 : 20.44 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 20.48 {rHBF} - Dingster does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 20.52 {CHB} - TheHairyGamer screaming for the ball - and he is heard.

Even the sim knew.
In quite a display, Dingster won the bout with Power Raid.
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NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!
 

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Sab22 said:
Well you see Mr EJW. You're like Tom Mitchell, you get the ball and do fu** all with it. Maybe kick it to your forwards

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Spot on Sab. All game I ran as a decoy, creating room for you. When Big Wig had the quooty, he invariably found an Oppo player.

In our PM Big Wig is called the clam because he is so shellfish. The reason his shoulders are stuffed is having to carry that huge swollen head.
 
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Sab22 said:
Well you see Mr EJW. You're like Tom Mitchell, you get the ball and do fu** all with it. Maybe kick it to your forwards

Goals win games
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Bloodied52 said:
Spot on Sab. All game I ran as a decoy, creating room for you. When Big Wig had the quooty, he invariably found an Oppo player.

In our PM Big Wig is called the clam because he is so shellfish. The reason his shoulders are stuffed is having to carry that huge swollen head.
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Insecurity abounds.

I've heard nothing of this until now.

And my head is completely normal size.

 
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Bloodied52 said:
Your shoulders must then be made from tiny shreds of Qisy cardboard
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Yes, I need to hit the gym. That is the only concession I will make.
 

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haydo said:
That would have been a funny joke 3-4 seasons ago. The Gumbies are a powerhouse now
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Unique definition of powerhouse.

Still I like the Gumbies'. They are the GoCo of the comp just as the Bombers are the Blues.
 
Bloodied52 said:
Unique definition of powerhouse.

Still I like the Gumbies'. They are the GoCo of the comp just as the Bombers are the Blues.
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The what? WTF is a GoCo?
 
Barrybran said:
The what? WTF is a GoCo?
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Gold Coast, comrade. Home of folk with gleaming white shoes. Let Dingster be your tour guide. He'll show you the tasteful mansions of Chris Skase, Paul Cronin and Spudhead Dutton.
 
Bloodied52 said:
Gold Coast, comrade. Home of folk with gleaming white shoes. Let Dingster be your tour guide. He'll show you the tasteful mansions of Chris Skase, Paul Cronin and Spudhead Dutton.
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Screw that Baz. Straight to the meter maids and I'm not talking the Wizz.
 

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