Roast Vent Thread (Part 4)

[Tippaz]

What does K.Mart need to do to get a game!

30+ possesions & 15 tackles in the VFL wasn't enough

 

[Schulzenfest]

> Have Tom Nicholls' 25 on the field
> Have Dean Cox sitting on the bench

That Hamish Hartlett to Jack Grimes trade I made two weeks ago is also working a treat

 

[LanLion]

Grimes. are you kidding me. Gave up after about the 1st quarter, what a tosser. Clisby went harder than you you &*()&)F()*

 

[CrowAboutIt]

What's going on with pendles? Being tagged injured?!

 

[Butler]

What's going on with pendles? Being tagged injured?!

Tagged.

 

[VSTone]

Kermit Stokes ....

 

[W.C. Fry]

**** right off Stokes. Brought you in as my last premo forward. Since then you managed to score 67, didn't even bother to play, 68 and now a ****ing 59. 1 mark for the game - seriously? The only other geelong player who could not manage more than 1 mark had his kneecap dislocated after a quarter. No scoring shots? Your side won by 101 points and you could not even manage to contribute a ****ing point?

Can't wait for this time tomorrow night, where I will trade you out, then reverse trades just so I have the satisfaction of booting your ass out again.

Piss off.

 

[beez]

Who to bring in for Hanley?
Henderson 107
Henderson 93
McKenzie 60
Ibbotson 56

 

[BomberJosh]

First time this year in vent thread but here it goes...

****KKK YOU SWALLOW! NOW AFYER ALL THIS TIME YOUVE INJURED YOURSELF?

WHAT THE FLYING **** STOKES?

WHAT BULLSHIT I GOT RID OF FRANKLIN THIS WEEK FOR REWEAILT OR SOME GAY SHIT NAME. ....

YEAH THAT PLAYED OUT A **** ING TREAT! 2 SPUD AS **** INJURES AND I STILL HAVE 3 arseh*le GAMES LEFT..

WHAT MORE BOMBERS ARE IN MORE SHIT THAN A PIG!

WHAT THE BULLSHIT DT?

AND MY OPPONENTS SPUDDY SHIT PLAYERS ARE AMASHING MINE AND HAVE NO INJURES? UP MY ASS IN GLASS.

**** YOUUUUUU!

 

[Atley]

Ibbotson is on thin ice, McPharlin needs to come back asap

 

[mrpig]

Me not making swan captain

There goes my week right there. Have to make up 60 points on everyone, good luck.

 

[Butler]

Voss you stupid mother****er. Why do you do this? Hanley is out so you can't screw me around there so Rockliff was my only worry. Or was it...

Raines to go to Boak? nope. Wingard? Nope. Hartlett? nope. You send him to ****ing Brad Ebert???!! The least damaging out of the whole lot and of course the player that I have. One of the main reasons I selected Ebert was because he wouldn't get tagged.

**** you Voss. I can't wait for you to finish coaching.

 

[Plugger35]

They don't call him Crazy Vossy for nothing.

 

[mrpig]

I can't get my mid premiums right.

Everyone I trade in goes sub par.

Kane cornes and Barlow or my two latest victims. Whilst I trade out O'meara and Cotchin

 

[Hate]

When Wines is your emergency and is looking to get more than Pendles.. Fml.

 

[mrpig]

Kane cornes, do something you absolute spud. You better junk it up

 

[Crawb]

Blayne Wilson 48 at HT...pretty solid....47 20 mins into the 3rd quarter.........arrrrggggghhhh! Why did I put the EMG on him over Clisby!

 

[mrpig]

Tom Mitchell on the pine

 

[Scrotes2000]

WTF are you doing Ellis?!?? Nothing at all by the looks of it.

lol could be worse however...anyone trade in Cotchin this week? 7 at quarter time ****

 

[Schulzenfest]

Mathew Stokes prior to entering my team: Average of 98, lowest score of the season (excl sub) of 79.
Mathew Stokes upon entering my team: Average of 64, no scores above 70.

Brent Stanton prior to entering my team: Average of 114.
Brent Stanton upon entering my team: Average of 94.

Trent McKenzie prior to entering my team: Average of 88, only one score under 75
Trent McKenzie upon entering my team: Score of 60.

Michael Barlow prior to entering my team: 9 tons in a row.
Michael Barlow upon entering my team: Immediately failed to make a ton.

Kane Cornes prior to entering my team: Average of 108.5
Kane Cornes upon entering my team: Average of 86.5

Andrew Swallow prior to entering my team: Average of 103
Andrew Swallow upon entering my team: Average of 87

Pearce Hanley prior to entering my team: Average of 101
Pearce Hanley upon entering my team: Average of 81

Heath Scotland prior to entering my team: Average of 85
Heath Scotland upon entering my team: Average of 73

Jobe Watson prior to entering my team: Average (excl sub) of 109.7
Jobe Watson upon entering my team: Average of 86.3

Bryce Gibbs' first stint in my team: Average of 90
Bryce Gibbs in between stints in my team: Average of 105.75
Bryce Gibbs' second stint in my team: Average of 84.8

Jack Grimes prior to entering my team: Average (excl sub) of 84.6
Jack Grimes upon entering my team: Average of 63.5

Hamish Hartlett (who was traded out for Grimes) prior to being traded out of my team: Average of 77
Hamish Hartlett since being traded out of my team: Average of 96.5

David Mundy prior to being traded out of my team: Average of 90
David Mundy since being traded out of my team: Average of 106.6

 

[Torz]

Schulzenfest - make sure you post your trades every week next year. I'll know who to avoid.

 

[Jcpdragonx]

Mathew Stokes prior to entering my team: Average of 98, lowest score of the season (excl sub) of 79.
Mathew Stokes upon entering my team: Average of 64, no scores above 70.

Brent Stanton prior to entering my team: Average of 114.
Brent Stanton upon entering my team: Average of 94.

Trent McKenzie prior to entering my team: Average of 88, only one score under 75
Trent McKenzie upon entering my team: Score of 60.

Michael Barlow prior to entering my team: 9 tons in a row.
Michael Barlow upon entering my team: Immediately failed to make a ton.

Kane Cornes prior to entering my team: Average of 108.5
Kane Cornes upon entering my team: Average of 86.5

Andrew Swallow prior to entering my team: Average of 103
Andrew Swallow upon entering my team: Average of 87

Pearce Hanley prior to entering my team: Average of 101
Pearce Hanley upon entering my team: Average of 81

Heath Scotland prior to entering my team: Average of 85
Heath Scotland upon entering my team: Average of 73

Jobe Watson prior to entering my team: Average (excl sub) of 109.7
Jobe Watson upon entering my team: Average of 86.3

Bryce Gibbs' first stint in my team: Average of 90
Bryce Gibbs in between stints in my team: Average of 105.75
Bryce Gibbs' second stint in my team: Average of 84.8

Jack Grimes prior to entering my team: Average (excl sub) of 84.6
Jack Grimes upon entering my team: Average of 63.5

Hamish Hartlett (who was traded out for Grimes) prior to being traded out of my team: Average of 77
Hamish Hartlett since being traded out of my team: Average of 96.5

David Mundy prior to being traded out of my team: Average of 90
David Mundy since being traded out of my team: Average of 106.6

This is what happens when you bring in players who score above their average.

 

[Plugger35]

FFS Deledio you peahearted downhill skier get some bloody touches.

 

[desTROY]

FFS Deledio you peahearted downhill skier get some bloody touches.

This I agree with.

 

[Torz]

Ellis has gone missing again. Why are they playing him as a tagger? He's not that sort of player.

I knew he'd struggle at the SCG, hoped to get at least 80+ out of him.