Roast Vent Thread (Part 4)

[FlowersByIrene]

What Hanley subbed?!?! Fuuuuuauuauauaurrrk I traded him in this week.

Ofcourse Henderson had to injure himself.
Otherwise I could have had Jelwood - fuark

 

[Jcpdragonx]

This is just a hilariously bad week.

Roughead - 43
Ellis - 55
Cotchin - 51
Martin - 28
Heppell - 35, subbed out
Hanley - 46, subbed out

ditto all of this but instead of ellis i had captain cotchin

 

[DylanW]

Thanks Hanley you spud. Looking like costing me my prelim spot

 

[QS]

Wow, I'm glad I'm in prelims already next week, but FUUUUUUU shortsteppell, hanley, shaw, JJK, cox for getting reported.. gonna cause some havoc next week :/

 

[CACA_TAZZA]

ditto all of this but instead of ellis i had captain cotchin

Ouch!!! That one hurts

$%^&* Hanley
%^&*( Heppell
%^&*^ Ellis
$%^&* Martin
$%^&* Gaz
$%^&* Roughead
$%^&* JJK

Can't wait to add to that list tmrw

 

[Ball Hog]

Holy shit this week is actually hilarious

I traded in Hanley in order to bench Gibbs , played Martin and JJK over Bartel and copped Heppell's injury and Gaz + Ellis's shit. Enright was down too and my backline reads like a whos who of human crap with only one score above 70 from 5 players and 3 below 55. LOL, that is all I can say. LOL

Oh and I benched Grundy after playing on my field last week

EDIT: Bartel's scores when he has been on my field since I got him prior to round 15

66, 76, 69

and his scores when on my bench:

90, 55, 111

**** YOU PRICK

 

[beez]

I will be asking Tbetta for a formal apology to all DT coaches out there after quite an abomination of a tweet last night.

Tbetta ‏@Tbetta9
Pretty much written half the #Bullets - Trolling: 3. Roughead 2. Shaw #muppets

Let this be a lessen to everyone, don't ever, ever, tempt fate. The DT gods can be such spiteful, vengeful creatures.

 

[gazzathegreat]

since i traded in mckenzie 4 weeks ago, ive not had one score over 70 from him.

Some people call him the cannon. I call him the c*nt.

Special mention to Shaw, JJK, Roughead, Heppell, and my shit unique captain choice of Rockliff.

As soon as i lose my semi-finals tomorrow im deleting my team. Had enough.

 

[ashley12]

Brag: Had all 5 of Heppell, Hanley, Roughead, Martin and Shaw unique in a matchup

Also had JJK, traded out Bartel instead of JJK, elected to have Wellingham on the bench instead of JJK, had 3 scores of 90+ on the bench of Docherty, Grundy, and Wellingham, and yeah, GG

 

[Plugger35]

I hate how they have the pics of players heads in DT now grinning trollface style when they produce a shit score.

Just rubs salt in the wounds and gets on my goat.

 

[Tippaz]

brought in Hanley this week

 

[gazzathegreat]

Brag: Had all 5 of Heppell, Hanley, Roughead, Martin and Shaw unique in a matchup

Also had JJK, traded out Bartel instead of JJK, elected to have Wellingham on the bench instead of JJK, had 3 scores of 90+ on the bench of Docherty, Grundy, and Wellingham, and yeah, GG

for real?

Thats impressive even by vent thread standards.

 

[Scotland]

Roughead, Martin, Heppell, Ablett (C), Hanley, Enright, JJ Kennedy. Standard fail by the look of it.

My best by a mile is Steve Johnson who trolled the hell out of my actual team.

I'd be more annoyed if I wasn't knocked out of my league last week...

 

[Crawb]

Kieran ****ing Jack I swear if you put up another repeat performance...

 

[QS]

I hate how they have the pics of players heads in DT now grinning trollface style when they produce a shit score.

Just rubs salt in the wounds and gets on my goat.

 

[The_Big_Ship]

Die.

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

can someone tell me if one of Hartlett, Heppell and Hanley will play next week? I can't trade them all.

Also I have Roughead, Martin, ROK, Ellis, and JJK - while Deledio and Bartel are smiling at me from the bench

 

[Bluey_McKenna]

Malceski

Just cost me in a cash league elimination final. Only needed 60 from you. Get a haircut and learn to win your own footy!!!!!!

 

[TheGhostOfJohnBelushi]

Damn, DT finals is serious crash and burn. >_<

3/4 finals lost.

 

[crazyman27]

Had Josh Kennedy all season. Trade him to Griffen this week. Second highest score of the year. What a troll.

 

[Spider Klein]

Scored more in Round 1. Nuff said

 

[Spider Klein]

Actually not enough ****en said

In round 1 I could have fielded a team of

Goddard, Gibbs, Birchall, Pittard, O Shae, Heath
Swan (c he actually was), Pendles, Scooter, Cotchin, JPK, Wines, O'Meara, Viney
Jacobs, Luenberger
Cox, Martin, Rockliff, Varcoe, Byrnes, McCaffer

I think by memory.

So 22 rounds and 42 trades later I have improved by 90 ish points. FMDT

 

[pauldrc]

Actually scored 70+pts more in Rd 1!

Roughead, Martin, Heppell, Ablett, Hanley, Enright, JJ Kennedy, Jack, ROK, Ellis....

 

[Iskender Time]

Team value dropped about 400K in one round. You fellas see anything like that?

 

[Bobby P]

This whole round was full of trolling lols!What was average score for the round? 2000 ish?