Forget Port.
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Forget Port.
Then the four teams that won't make it
North
Hawks
Eagles
Crows
Two spots out of
Dogs
Suns
Brisbane
St Kilda
No Man's Land
Essendon
Richmond
In total, he names 17 teams. Totally forgetting Fremantle.
Cannot possibly see Port getting in ahead of Brisbane
Chris Johnson interviewing Zach Guthrie after the win against Brisbane last night: "Look Zach, it's a great win, (the) conditions, travelling up...you're still winless at the moment"
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You might've noticed Nathan Brown pronouncing Tony Barber's surname thusso: "Bah-bah". That's just weirdAnother couple:
- Matthew Lloyd saying 'hair' apparent
- Kane Cornes pronouncing Rocky Balboa as Bal-boar (and doubling down)
Both were mocked mercilessly as you'd hope
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Kane-o: "Tom has done some excellent work for the Sydney Morning Herald-Sun"
Air news: "Essendon coach Adam Scott......."
Air news: "Essendon coach Adam Scott......."
peternorth
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They got there identically at the same time
Caller on SEN
Caller on SEN
Dogs_R_Us
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One of the commentators in today’s game: “He had a reluctancy to kick down the line.”
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former jockey, David Taggart: "he would see him in his polifery vision"
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Did Jobe Watson say "con-gee-sant" for cognisant, just before Jamie Elliott's MOTY.
peternorth
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probably the most coherent thing he's said all day
Dogs_R_Us
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BT (I think) at 3/4 time: “This game will go right to the end!”
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Isaac Smith: ".....when they've gotta rob Pater to pee Paul...."
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Gerard Healy "The texter called in"
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I came here to post this, but you bit me to the pinch.
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"I really like him as a player" is gradually replacing "I like the way he goes about it". I wish the dopey bogans would realise how dumb the parroting makes them sound. It's almost as bad as most of them saying that The Shawshank Redemption is their favourite movie
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On the Rush Hour Brayshaw calling Dave Hughes Hughy multiple times no one pulled him up on it
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It is a great movie. One of the best"I really like him as a player" is gradually replacing "I like the way he goes about it". I wish the dopey bogans would realise how dumb the parroting makes them sound. It's almost as bad as most of them saying that The Shawshank Redemption is their favourite movie
A kick was just described by Howie as a “left foot massager”.
Give me strength.
Give me strength.
Jack Riewoldt, in discussing the Callum Brown-Tom McCartin contact, referred to it as ''the issue of all our problems.''
“Speed on the ball” 
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Burgoyne: ‘sigh of release’
