Photoshop WANTED: Graphic Designer

[Starburns_]

That's right, one of the most high profile clubs on the Bay needs a graphic designer! Clearly with all the talented creative types around here there are some of you* who could do the job, so why not have a crack?

The club in question have even been kind enough to tell us what they're looking for in an applicant:




So flogs of Bay 13, let's see your 5 pieces of work.

*don't worry about that background check, Essendon aren't exactly known for being thorough with their oversight

 

[A Cut Above]

Doesn't mention remuneration but the prospect of being paid under the table is attractive. Wouldn't expect any employee drug testing either.

 

[floki]

I may be over qualified, i have a legal chemical user certificate and can use ms paint (sort of).

 

[Viney]

with well established values and behaviours

 

[Gray Day]

Bloody Mac users

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

 

[van peebles]

That's right, one of the most high profile clubs on the Bay needs a graphic designer! Clearly with all the talented creative types around here there are some of you* who could do the job, so why not have a crack?

The club in question have even been kind enough to tell us what they're looking for in an applicant:

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So flogs of Bay 13, let's see your 5 pieces of work.

*don't worry about that background check, Essendon aren't exactly known for being thorough with their oversight

Posting my best work here.Did this in 3 weeks of graphic art classes and won Dux of the level i was in.
Do i get time off in the morning for play lunch?
Do i get afternoon nap times?
Will post next best four other pieces of work when you prove club can pay cash.

 

[A Cut Above]

Right so 5 pieces of work? I'd better make sure they're relevant to the position then!

 

[hawkman]

Is that first paragraph meant to be a joke?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

ACA, Oogac and Benwah are the best candidates on here.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

"Ability to work under pressure" - rules out Dyson Heppell then.

 

[A Cut Above]

Hmm... the ad says "at least" 5 pieces of work. Well here's another 5 then!

 

[oogac]

 

[oogac]

 

[Red mist]

 

[Woods List Clogger]

Are my designs graphic enough????

 

[Sprout]

Genuinely lol'd at the requirement to "build trusting relationships"

 

[Dinsdale]

Is that first paragraph meant to be a joke?

the first sentence is an outright lie...

 

[AvantGardener]

Well established values ...

 

[van peebles]

the first sentence is an outright lie...

Well established values ...

Think the Dean Wallis background checks on the last line is the real worry.

 

[BuzzKillington_]

 

[Plugger35]

Well Essendon do have well established values and behaviours like lying, cheating and backstabbing.

They didn't say they had good values and behaviours, just well established ones.

 

[Good_Old]

Why hasn't anyone tagged Packedlunch yet? He's like an idiot savant when it comes to this sort of stuff.

 

[Dinsdale]

Why hasn't anyone tagged Packedlunch yet? He's like an idiot savant when it comes to this sort of stuff.

did you say idiot servant?

 

[vjknight]

What happened to the last GD ?



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