Photoshop WANTED: Graphic Designer

[kreuze_missile]

Thanks for the heads up. Applying now

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I don't think I'll make it pass the screening stage I am afraid.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

"You can do whatever you want guys, just don't eat from the candy tree."

 

[Beats28772]

 

[Benwah83]

Perhaps we should put in a combined job application under the guise of a 'Mr. B. Thirteen'.

Our portfolio could be the combined sum of all of our * related shoops of the past few years.

 

[Allikat]

I think I'd be pretty great for the job.

I'm an expert at Photo Shops:


Have received extensive training in corporate communications:



And know what it takes to build trusting relationships within the Essendon Football Club:

 

[BuzzKillington_]

 

[Beer n Skittles]

Mac? No wonder they had issues with spreadsheets

 

[ChappyUK]

 

[FootyGeek]

That's right, one of the most high profile clubs on the Bay needs a graphic designer! Clearly with all the talented creative types around here there are some of you* who could do the job, so why not have a crack?

The club in question have even been kind enough to tell us what they're looking for in an applicant:

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So flogs of Bay 13, let's see your 5 pieces of work.

*don't worry about that background check, Essendon aren't exactly known for being thorough with their oversight

I would love this job *copugh*, really sounds great *bluurghgghh*. I'm desperate to earn some money and would be happy to wor =k for **Youuueeeegggghhhshshsss**

Anyway this is my application

 

[RelaxMax]

Heh

Don't whether to call him Jake or Blinky

 

[ChappyUK]

When do the hit the ground?

 

[Wosh]

I'll throw my resume in

















and my favorite

 

[I Rock]

 

[Red mist]

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[Good_Old]

I'll throw my resume in

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and my favorite

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'One Injection', brilliant.

 

[Wosh]

'One Injection', brilliant.

All a bit out of date now but good fun at the time.
They might ask me for an updated resume

 

[I Rock]

 

[Wosh]

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F***** LOL