WANTED: The Butcher of Punt Road

[V_23]

Wanted for crimes against disposal efficiency. Suspect is extremely dangerous and should be considered overpaid and spud-like. DO NOT approach suspect as his feet are deadly weapons, butchering countless Sherrins. Last seen missing the side of a barn. If you know the whereabouts of this individual, please contact Bay 13 so we can all laugh at his woeful kicking efficiency.

 

[Tiger2709]

Sitting equal 12th on the coaches votes, great pick up, someone Carlton could do with it seems.

Player Totals for Season 2023​

Player	MT	K	Avg	H	Avg	D	Avg	M	Avg	HO	Avg	T	Avg	FF	FA	G	Avg	B	SC	Rat	Avg
Patrick Cripps	9	90	10	162	18	252	28	25	2.8	2	0.2	49	5.4	15	14	1	0.1	8	14	854	94.9
Tim Taranto	9	134	14.9	139	15.4	273	30.3	39	4.3	0	0	66	7.3	7	8	4	0.4	7	31	1075	119.4

 

[V_23]

Sitting 23 on the coaches votes, great pick up

Player Totals for Season 2023​

Player	MT	K	Avg	H	Avg	D	Avg	M	Avg	HO	Avg	T	Avg	FF	FA	G	Avg	B	SC	Rat	Avg
Patrick Cripps	9	90	10	162	18	252	28	25	2.8	2	0.2	49	5.4	15	14	1	0.1	8	14	854	94.9
Tim Taranto	9	134	14.9	139	15.4	273	30.3	39	4.3	0	0	66	7.3	7	8	4	0.4	7	31	1075	119.4

Comparing the Butcher to the reigning Brownlow medallist!?

 

[Tiger2709]

Comparing the Butcher to the reigning Brownlow medallist!?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Lmao talk about a butcher have you seen this spud?

 

[V_23]

Lmao talk about a butcher have you seen this spud?

Yeah, I've seen Coleman Medallist Harry McKay, usually tearing the Tigers backline to shreds.

 

[Coach_Required]

Nice deflection thread, good luck against the Pies this week 9thton.

 

[Chronz]

8 clangers and 50% DE against the scats, he's improving.

 

[Feraligatr]

Don't let this distract you from the fact Carlton haven't won a premiership since 1995.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Produces more clangers than even Dusty.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Produces more clangers than even Dusty.

And averages less than 3 of your scat spuds....

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yeah, I've seen Coleman Medallist Harry McKay, usually tearing the Tigers backline to shreds.

Oh really?

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

And averages less than 3 of your scat spuds....

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LOL

Now compare those players’ career averages instead of just 9 games..

 

[Triggering Tiger]

LOL

Now compare those players’ career averages instead of just 9 games..

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Indeed you’re deflecting.

Game, set, match - Cheffy.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Indeed you’re deflecting.

Game, set, match - Cheffy.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

*butthole puckering up

 

[V_23]

Nice deflection thread, good luck against the Pies this week 9thton.

When you're expected to lose by 100, you can play with a sense of freedom.

Don't let this distract you from the fact Carlton haven't won a premiership since 1995.

Produces more clangers than even Dusty.

All the clangers, with none of the match-winning ability

Oh really?

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Round 1:

 

[Tiger2709]

Yeah, I've seen Coleman Medallist Harry McKay, usually tearing the Tigers backline to shreds.

I highly doubt that unless you were heavily influenced by drugs?

He has 10 goals in 6 games against Richmond and only 2 in the last two games

 

[Tiger2709]

Produces more clangers than even Dusty.

Not as many as Jeremy Cameron though

1​	Tim Kelly​	Eagles​	9​	2 v Gold Coast, Round 9​	54​
2​	Stephen Coniglio​	Giants​	9​	4 v Collingwood, Round 9​	45​
2​	Brad Crouch​	Saints​	9​	10 v Adelaide, Round 9​	45​
4​	Jeremy Cameron​	Cats​	9​	8 v Richmond, Round 9​	44​
4​	Clayton Oliver​	Demons​	9​	5 v Hawthorn, Round 9​	44​
6​	Christian Petracca​	Demons​	9​	3 v Hawthorn, Round 9​	43​
6​	Tim Taranto​	Tigers​	9​	8 v Geelong, Round 9​	43​

Generally good players have more clangers.

 

[Trouto]

And averages less than 3 of your scat spuds....

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YAY!

a west coast player is FIRST!

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Not as many as Jeremy Cameron though

1​	Tim Kelly​	Eagles​	9​	2 v Gold Coast, Round 9​	54​
2​	Stephen Coniglio​	Giants​	9​	4 v Collingwood, Round 9​	45​
2​	Brad Crouch​	Saints​	9​	10 v Adelaide, Round 9​	45​
4​	Jeremy Cameron​	Cats​	9​	8 v Richmond, Round 9​	44​
4​	Clayton Oliver​	Demons​	9​	5 v Hawthorn, Round 9​	44​
6​	Christian Petracca​	Demons​	9​	3 v Hawthorn, Round 9​	43​
6​	Tim Taranto​	Tigers​	9​	8 v Geelong, Round 9​	43​

Generally good players have more clangers.

Jezza is the best player in the league tho, Danger said so.
Jezz gets a pass.




Timmy Taranto dont want that smoke.

 

[Danw0w]

Carlton fans would know best about players being overpaid and spud-like

 

[Trouto]

Jezza is the best player in the league tho, Danger said so.
Jezz gets a pass.

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Timmy Taranto dont want that smoke.

Dude, Paddy was looking in the mirror when he said that

 

[Tiger2709]

Jezza is the best player in the league tho, Danger said so.
Jezz gets a pass.

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Timmy Taranto dont want that smoke.

Are you sure Paddy didn't say that Jezza was the best player in the comp apart from Paddy?