Business & Finance Ways of making money?

[frantelle]

There must be $15 worth of grease on coke zeros forehead alone!

My God he's greasy

 

[clivewaterhousen]

get a gf and then make her go on myfreecams.

 

[Chism]

You open a company called the "Arse Tickler's Fagg0t's Fan Club".
You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos.

You sell it with, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks.

Now these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop – that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients.

But they send their cheques to the other company name, nothing offensive, "Bobbie's Bits" or something, for twenty-five quid. You take that twenty-five quid, you stick it in the bank until it clears.

Now, this is the smart bit – you send back the cheque for twenty-five pound from the other company name, "Arse Tickler's Fagg0t's Fan Club", saying we're sorry, we couldn't get the supplies from America because they ran out of stock.

Now you see how many people cash that cheque – not a single soul, because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying cheques?

Just watched Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrells did we??

 

[royboy2]

Just watched Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrells did we??

Thanks Ben

 

[coke_zero]

There must be $15 worth of grease on coke zeros forehead alone!

Piss off i aint giving no one my grease.

 

[frantelle]

Piss off i aint giving no one my grease.

Thanks Ben

 

[saint_larry]

loiter around a high school, sell cigarettes and alcohol to minors.

 

[pezz]

Blackmail jeff probst with his n00dz

 

[r dub 19]

Blackmail jeff probst with his n00dz

What does he have to hide? More to the point his probst is impossible to hide.

 

[centrelink1]

There must be $15 worth of grease on coke zeros forehead alone!

I was thinking the deep fryer...

 

[HeavyPop]

I'll blackmail Probst to get rid of Naonka.

 

[Scootyb]

I was thinking the deep fryer...

Thankyou Ben

 

[saint_larry]

grow hair long.
sell said hair to wig store.
repeat.

 

[footy75]

import 3 or 4 kg of charlie and become a millionaire

 

[centrelink1]

Meth Lab

 

[Ochre]

stealing chief's rubbish

 

[placebo]

get a gf and then make her go on myfreecams.

Quality site.

 

[ClarkeM]

 

[The Passenger]

put everything you own on descerado in the caulfield cup. easy $$$

 

[Affidavit]

Join Facebook
Start playing Fb game
Become a trillionaire on the game
Sell the fake money to sad indivduals who want to have status in a computer game
Make $3k
Have done.

 

[Caesar]

One of the IT guys at work was telling me about a friend of his who hacks into people's WoW accounts and sells all their equipment on eBay. Don't know if he was bullshitting or not.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Join Facebook
Start playing Fb game
Become a trillionaire on the game
Sell the fake money to sad indivduals who want to have status in a computer game
Make $3k
Have done.

how/what game?

where do you sell it

 

[pezz]

Start a football/pr0n site called bigbooty.com
Crown yourself the new chief and overlord
Profit
World domination

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Start a football/pr0n site called bigbooty.com
Crown yourself the new chief and overlord
Profit
World domination

im gonna start up largefooty.com

 

[pezz]

im gonna start up largefooty.com