Weirdest places you've had sex

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Shell said:
Oh rly?

I like the idea of a lift too. Very risky of getting caught in a lift tho.
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A lift is good because of the risk of getting caught. I can confirm while awesome was slightly cumbersome (gravity & all that movement wasn't as helpful as we first thought).

A playground/park backing onto 3 houses was pretty great. Slides have great angles & there were a few different heighted benches which also came in handy.

One of my first GFs dragged me into an empty classroom one time for some fun. Class going on next door & it was one of those full glass wall types... anyone could've walked past. She also wanted to in the change rooms of the local Target but I chickened out... I still regret that.
 
Power Raid said:
The craziest was on the back seat of the bus in Adelaide.

She was wearing one of those 80s Lycra one piece things that looked like a one piece bathing suit but two clips to open up between the legs.

She sat on my lap and worked it until the bus driver was standing over us, kicking us off the bus.
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Yeah these bodysuit things are back, girls wear them everywhere. Big fan. Mfw I learnt they had clips.

NorthernLights said:
The Fitzroy gardens
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I think this is two stories about two different mates, but whatever. A friend went out one night with a girl he was saying. Got on the pills, feeling good, but started feeling it a little too late in the night when lots of clubs were closing up. Around 5am in summer, they walk from the CBD up Exhibition Street to Carlton Gardens. 'Oh these swings are so fun!' Stops being fun or maybe saw something else bright and shiny that was his girlfriend. Anyway, laid down on the grass nearby and as is the case with ecstasy minutes came and went like seconds and within an hour they'd had sex, and... kept having sex... until it was about 7am. Look over and there are kids playing on the swing set behind the Museum. Cops called and he now has been done with exposure in front of minors.
 
Silent Alarm said:
Yeah these bodysuit things are back, girls wear them everywhere. Big fan. Mfw I learnt they had clips.


I think this is two stories about two different mates, but whatever. A friend went out one night with a girl he was saying. Got on the pills, feeling good, but started feeling it a little too late in the night when lots of clubs were closing up. Around 5am in summer, they walk from the CBD up Exhibition Street to Carlton Gardens. 'Oh these swings are so fun!' Stops being fun or maybe saw something else bright and shiny that was his girlfriend. Anyway, laid down on the grass nearby and as is the case with ecstasy minutes came and went like seconds and within an hour they'd had sex, and... kept having sex... until it was about 7am. Look over and there are kids playing on the swing set behind the Museum. Cops called and he now has been done with exposure in front of minors.
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he was merely doing a community service tutorial. kids have to learn somehow.
 
darcytiger said:
Not the G, and not sex. But I did jerk my gherkin in the forward pocket of Box Hill city oval one night...
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footy can get pretty exciting at times.........but not that exciting
 
GotTheGoodes said:
A lift is good because of the risk of getting caught. I can confirm while awesome was slightly cumbersome (gravity & all that movement wasn't as helpful as we first thought).

A playground/park backing onto 3 houses was pretty great. Slides have great angles & there were a few different heighted benches which also came in handy.

One of my first GFs dragged me into an empty classroom one time for some fun. Class going on next door & it was one of those full glass wall types... anyone could've walked past. She also wanted to in the change rooms of the local Target but I chickened out... I still regret that.
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Lots of lifts have security camera's , so make sure you look cool while you're doin it.
 

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SaintsSeptember said:
Don't go near Bruce's spot in the commentary box after a Hawthorn game.
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not without floatees

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Never done it in weird places myself, but I caught a guy and girl doing it behind a pub in the CBD...I mean there was nobody else around as it was late and the pub had been closed for hours. The weirdest thing was how they looked at me and then just kept going like I wasn't even there. I just stood there and watched. LOL
 
Let's see...

In the snow in the middle of nowhere in Canada.
A Juliet balcony in the red light district of Amsterdam as tourists walked by underneath.
In a camper van while our friends were driving.
Bunk bed above (different) friends. It's ok, they were doing it too.
At a swingers club, watched by others.
 
can now cross in the middle of the Mohave Desert and on the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland off my list of sexual feats to accomplish

(sorry for the bump, I've had a lot to catch up on)
 

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