Welcome Infidels to the Bay13 Inquisition. Who do you suspect of being a Heretic double agent?

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Brethren, for years we've held suspicions towards certain Bigfooty posters who masquerade as supporters of our sacred clubs.

They are the first to stick the boot into the tribe when it loses. They display unhealthy levels of praise & suspiciously intimate knowledge of the opposition. They spend inordinate time babbling heresy to fans of the club they purport to worship.

If the unthinkable can occur (banks give Trumble permission to investigate themselves) then the time has come to oust these rats in our midst. To this end I call upon Bay13's renowed alias investigations team of db swannie & Packedlunch to launch the proceedings; Let the witch-hunt commence!

 

[RedVest4]

William Wonka

 

[Tigernator]

Bosk, end thread.

 

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William Wonka

We have our first name.

I now invite db swannie and/or Packedlunch to "interview" (heh heh) this unfortunate poster to determine the facts. I shall then pass final judgement on his Bay13 soul.

 

[RedVest4]

Fk this place is dead

 

[William Wonka]

William Wonka

Oh Vesty you wound me terribly!
To even suggest such a thing is like saying the GOATs mark of the century was taken by a 48% just because he played a few games for them, or worse saying it wasn't a mark just because he happened to drop it.

Its like accusing beautiful little Gaz of being a disloyal selfish mercenary campaigner simply because he played a few seasons for GC.

As a proud wearer of the Hoops the thought disgusts me. I'll have you know I have the entire Geelong club song tattooed on my **** (will pm you pics).

Fake news.

16>13

 

[darklake]

Damn Ron Burgundy is sexy.

 

[Willo 17]

Sam Dastyari aka Mr Bean.

 

[hawkman]

Jazny

 

[Art Corvelay]

Plugger35's crusade against the umpires can only be called out for one thing.

A deep self loathing and remorse of his chosen career as an umpire.

 

[Packedlunch]

Brethren, for years we've held suspicions towards certain Bigfooty posters who masquerade as supporters of our sacred clubs.

They are the first to stick the boot into the tribe when it loses. They display unhealthy levels of praise & suspiciously intimate knowledge of the opposition. They spend inordinate time babbling heresy to fans of the club they purport to worship.

If the unthinkable can occur (banks give Trumble permission to investigate themselves) then the time has come to oust these rats in our midst. To this end I call upon Bay13's renowed alias investigations team of db swannie & Packedlunch to launch the proceedings; Let the witch-hunt commence!

I can’t believe you named that cretinous badged alias and known stinky tailgater dibbles first!

He was my greatest student and greatest failure.

 

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I can’t believe you named that cretinous badged alias and known stinky tailgater dibbles first!

Shit before the shovel, my fellow Bay13 Inquisitor.



Now to business - the case of William Wonka lies before us.

In the name of God (L.Matthews) I charge you to investigate the accusation of heresy brought against this disreputable oaf. Is he a Geelong supporter as he pretends to be? You and your assistant dibbles must wring the truth from him using any means, fair or foul!

 

[El Dubya]

Lackedpunch is far too clever and handsome to be a true Hawf.

 

[Established1870]

Surely subaru is a Paer plant.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Kardinia Park

 

[NorthernLights]

royals1922

 

[Kardinia Park]

Kardinia Park

How did you even see this thread given you have every Hawthorn poster on ignore?

Respond in pm

 

[Established1870]

NorthernLights

 

[William Wonka]

the case of William Wonka lies before us.

In the name of God (L.Matthews) I charge you to investigate the accusation of heresy brought against this disreputable oaf. Is he a Geelong supporter as he pretends to be?

There is only one football player worthy of the nickname GOD you Hawf wankstain, and it sure aint that sniping, stumpy legged, thug Matthews.
Anyone who pisses with their pants around their ankles obviously hoping to be taken roughly from behind (NTTAWWT of course- it explains the moustache i suppose...)

 

[db swannie]

I can’t believe you named that cretinous badged alias and known stinky tailgater dibbles first!

He was my greatest student and greatest failure.

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Of course he would name me! You’d struggle to find Ricky Nixon on the Gold Coast on the first night of schoolies!!

Let’s face it, you’re not a bad apprentice, but you’ll never be the master.

Now can someone please explain what this fred is all about??

 

[Quixote]

When do I laugh?

 

[Established1870]

Quixote

 

[William Wonka]

When do I laugh?

Whip your **** out, then you can just join in the laughter with everybody else.

 

[Iskender Time]

James Hird is innocent and should get another crack at coaching the mighty Bombers.

 

[crazywildhorse]

James Hird is innocent and should get another crack at coaching the mighty Bombers.

Yes please