- Aug 18, 2018
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I decided this notorious "9 clanger" game is a great opportunity to show the limitations in footy stats by reviewing all 9 clangers. I will only describe what they are and when so you can go look for yourself and make your own judgement.
Ok so App tells us there's 9, so that's a clear starting point at least:
Ok, so let's go to the afl app where they show footage of every stat Bruhn recorded in game. The app only lists 7, so already we have two phantoms that may have been miscounted by the stat caller.
So 7 clangers to review and 2 phantoms.
Clanger 1: Q1 8th minute. Tanner runs behind Sav after an intercept to send kick long to contest on 50m arc. Plenty of time and space to get the kick right. Looks to me like he over shot Knevitt and/or Blitz by about 5-10m
Side note: this kick looks like it went about 50m to a contest so a couple of extra metres on the kick and he records an effective disposal. Yet another failing of footy stats.
Clanger 2: Q1 9:30. Tanner picks up an uncontested link up possession hard up against the wing and sends a kick to a Jack Henry
/Jordan Clark
contest. Kick was too wide to favour Henry and Clark chops it off. It's a turnover yes but he missed the target by maybe 2m on a 40m hit up
Clanger 3: Q1 12:30. Tanner links up with a kick into the forward line targeting Sam Simpson
on his own. Kick took too low a trajectory and Clark (again) gets fingers on it deflecting it up and having it land between him and Simpson. If the kick was 2 inches higher Simpson would likely have marked for a shot on goal.
Clanger 4: Q1 21:30. Tanner gets a tap out of the ruck and hack kicks the clearance of his wrong foot while being tackled by Brayshaw. Not exactly an unforced error.
Clanger 5: Q2 16min. Tanner is hit up for a handpass running through traffic but the handpass is too far in front of him. Manages to push it down to bounce it and run onto it but by the time he takes possession Aish is on his left arm. Only gets one hand to it after the bounce which he uses to try make a kick. Looks like he pushes the ball down for his kick without ever really controlling the ball. Was probably trying to soccer through congestion but didn't get the purchase which bounces it up for the freo player in front of him. I don't understand how stats listed this as an uncontested possession given it's in congestion and he has Aish tackling him mid kick. In retrospect probably could have taken possession and got wrapped up in the tackle but given our ruck disadvantage I wouldn't be surprised if players were directed to avoid creating stoppages.
Clanger 6: Q4 1:50. Ceglar hits him up just outside 50 and sends a kick towards Hawkins out on the full.
Clanger 7: Q4 16:00. Handball recieve on the left wing boundary just outside 50. Intention was to hit a 45m kick to Henry top of the square and resulting kick was a looping helicopter about 15-20m off. A shank, but I'll forgive the kick as he made it on his left. The real issue was a decision to hit up Henry with the long wrong footed kick rather than Hawkins. I can forgive the kick a lot more than the decision.
The thing for me is that, yes, technically all 7 of these are "clangers". In my opinion though the last two are the only ones that match the way we use the word.
Ok so App tells us there's 9, so that's a clear starting point at least:
Ok, so let's go to the afl app where they show footage of every stat Bruhn recorded in game. The app only lists 7, so already we have two phantoms that may have been miscounted by the stat caller.
So 7 clangers to review and 2 phantoms.
Clanger 1: Q1 8th minute. Tanner runs behind Sav after an intercept to send kick long to contest on 50m arc. Plenty of time and space to get the kick right. Looks to me like he over shot Knevitt and/or Blitz by about 5-10m
Side note: this kick looks like it went about 50m to a contest so a couple of extra metres on the kick and he records an effective disposal. Yet another failing of footy stats.
Clanger 2: Q1 9:30. Tanner picks up an uncontested link up possession hard up against the wing and sends a kick to a Jack Henry
PLAYERCARDSTART
38
Jack Henry
- Age
- 26
- Ht
- 192cm
- Wt
- 96kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 10.3
- 3star
- K
- 7.3
- 3star
- HB
- 2.9
- 3star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 2.2
- 4star
- MG
- 142.6
- 2star
- D
- 8.6
- 2star
- K
- 6.7
- 3star
- HB
- 1.9
- 1star
- M
- 3.9
- 4star
- T
- 2.1
- 3star
- MG
- 142.6
- 3star
- D
- 9.6
- 3star
- K
- 7.0
- 3star
- HB
- 2.6
- 3star
- M
- 3.6
- 4star
- T
- 2.0
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
PLAYERCARDSTART
6
Jordan Clark
- Age
- 23
- Ht
- 185cm
- Wt
- 83kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 13.7
- 4star
- K
- 9.4
- 4star
- HB
- 4.3
- 3star
- M
- 4.2
- 4star
- T
- 2.6
- 4star
- MG
- 172.0
- 3star
- D
- 12.5
- 3star
- K
- 8.5
- 3star
- HB
- 4.0
- 3star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 1.5
- 2star
- MG
- 172.0
- 3star
- D
- 12.2
- 3star
- K
- 10.4
- 4star
- HB
- 1.8
- 2star
- M
- 3.4
- 4star
- T
- 2.4
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
Clanger 3: Q1 12:30. Tanner links up with a kick into the forward line targeting Sam Simpson
PLAYERCARDSTART
37
Sam Simpson
- Age
- 26
- Ht
- 183cm
- Wt
- 75kg
- Pos.
- M/F
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 12.7
- 3star
- K
- 6.2
- 2star
- HB
- 6.4
- 4star
- M
- 2.8
- 3star
- T
- 2.2
- 4star
- CL
- 0.8
- 3star
- D
- 17.0
- 4star
- K
- 9.0
- 4star
- HB
- 8.0
- 4star
- M
- 3.3
- 3star
- T
- 4.3
- 5star
- CL
- 1.7
- 4star
- D
- 11.2
- 3star
- K
- 5.2
- 2star
- HB
- 6.0
- 4star
- M
- 2.4
- 3star
- T
- 1.0
- 3star
- CL
- 0.4
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
Clanger 4: Q1 21:30. Tanner gets a tap out of the ruck and hack kicks the clearance of his wrong foot while being tackled by Brayshaw. Not exactly an unforced error.
Clanger 5: Q2 16min. Tanner is hit up for a handpass running through traffic but the handpass is too far in front of him. Manages to push it down to bounce it and run onto it but by the time he takes possession Aish is on his left arm. Only gets one hand to it after the bounce which he uses to try make a kick. Looks like he pushes the ball down for his kick without ever really controlling the ball. Was probably trying to soccer through congestion but didn't get the purchase which bounces it up for the freo player in front of him. I don't understand how stats listed this as an uncontested possession given it's in congestion and he has Aish tackling him mid kick. In retrospect probably could have taken possession and got wrapped up in the tackle but given our ruck disadvantage I wouldn't be surprised if players were directed to avoid creating stoppages.
Clanger 6: Q4 1:50. Ceglar hits him up just outside 50 and sends a kick towards Hawkins out on the full.
Clanger 7: Q4 16:00. Handball recieve on the left wing boundary just outside 50. Intention was to hit a 45m kick to Henry top of the square and resulting kick was a looping helicopter about 15-20m off. A shank, but I'll forgive the kick as he made it on his left. The real issue was a decision to hit up Henry with the long wrong footed kick rather than Hawkins. I can forgive the kick a lot more than the decision.
The thing for me is that, yes, technically all 7 of these are "clangers". In my opinion though the last two are the only ones that match the way we use the word.