West Coast Grannies - Get your knitting needles ready.

[Parasite]

After the derby last year, talkback radio was infested by West Coast Eagles grannies complaining about how big bad bustling Josh Carr picked on their druggie(s*).

Now Barry Hall has got them all revved up again, their dialling fingers are ready and they are ready for "The Someone Picked on the Eagles War II".

Any one like to predict how many days and nights West Australian radio listeners will have to put up with their whining and moaning this time?

(* Worsfold said there was 8 druggies, so in all likelihood, Josh probably picked on more than one).

 

[Spartan]

*yawn*

I have a sneaking suspicision you and sanecow are lovers, related or both.

I wonder if the Freo grannies would be having a whinge if poor little Rhys was the one to get king hit by Hall.

 

[bushie]

It's not only the radio!!

You can bet your bottom dollar that some old sexually frustrated maiden.....lets call her Gladys from Craigie.....will be madly typing an outraged letter to the editor of The Worst Australian.

You wont be able to walk into a pub without hearing some old bag moaning about how "that lovely boy Staker" got a love tap from that "Evil brute Hall"!!

It will never end, I tell you!!

 

[Spartan]

It's not only the radio!!

You can bet your bottom dollar that some old sexually frustrated maiden.....lets call her Gladys from Craigie.....will be madly typing an outraged letter to the editor of The Worst Australian.

You wont be able to walk into a pub without hearing some old bag moaning about how "that lovely boy Staker" got a love tap from that "Evil brute Hall"!!

It will never end, I tell you!!

I suggest you lads worry about your side missing out on its 'premiership' window. How long has it been open again?

 

[Jabber]

This thread sounds like someone whining and moaning.

 

[bushie]

Why is my "Deflection Alert Device" going bananas????

 

[Spartan]

Why is my "Deflection Alert Device" going bananas????

Simple answer bushie. You're a fremantle fan, so by being a fremantle fan and being around fremantle fans your "Deflection Alert Advice" gets a real workout on a regular basis.

I'll give you an example.

Fremantle fan #1: Hey we've already said over and over again that the Eagles are crap and they're in the bottom four. People are starting to say we're really unoriginal and they're going to start looking at our club soon.

Fremantle fan #2: Well lets start another thread about the Eagles. Erm, Eagles suck, we beat them!

Fremantle fan #3: Nah can't do that, we'd look like ******s and that beating the Eagles is like winning a premiership for us.

Fremantle fan #1: But it is like winning a premiership..

Fremantle fan #3: Shut up, thats besides the point. What can we do to divert the attention. We can do something about the Hall hit, but there are already 100 threads about the Eagles being soft.

Fremantle fan #2: I know! A thread about grandmas complaining!

Fremantle fan #3: Brilliant. That'll keep the heat off the fact that we just got pumped by 10 goals by last year's wooden spooners at home.

Fremantle fan #1: Damn we're good at deflecting.

*All the fans chuckle and a new thread is started*

*bushie's Deflection Alert Device goes bananas*

 

[Killer eagle]

Would you like me to knit you a sweater?

 

[WestCoastCartel]

It's not only the radio!!

You can bet your bottom dollar that some old sexually frustrated maiden.....lets call her Gladys from Craigie.....will be madly typing an outraged letter to the editor of The Worst Australian.

You wont be able to walk into a pub without hearing some old bag moaning about how "that lovely boy Staker" got a love tap from that "Evil brute Hall"!!

It will never end, I tell you!!

Good to see your hanging with your own kind, or are you just broadening the net?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

After the derby last year, talkback radio was infested by West Coast Eagles grannies complaining about how big bad bustling Josh Carr picked on their druggie(s*).

Now Barry Hall has got them all revved up again, their dialling fingers are ready and they are ready for "The Someone Picked on the Eagles War II".

Any one like to predict how many days and nights West Australian radio listeners will have to put up with their whining and moaning this time?

(* Worsfold said there was 8 druggies, so in all likelihood, Josh probably picked on more than one).

The incident happened on Saturday. It's now Wednesday. I don't listen to talkback radio but I'd imagine the grannies would have already worn out their dentures by now.

Thanks for the advance warning though.

 

[bushie]

Simple answer bushie. You're a fremantle fan, so by being a fremantle fan and being around fremantle fans your "Deflection Alert Advice" gets a real workout on a regular basis.

I'll give you an example.

Fremantle fan #1: Hey we've already said over and over again that the Eagles are crap and they're in the bottom four. People are starting to say we're really unoriginal and they're going to start looking at our club soon.

Fremantle fan #2: Well lets start another thread about the Eagles. Erm, Eagles suck, we beat them!

Fremantle fan #3: Nah can't do that, we'd look like ******s and that beating the Eagles is like winning a premiership for us.

Fremantle fan #1: But it is like winning a premiership..

Fremantle fan #3: Shut up, thats besides the point. What can we do to divert the attention. We can do something about the Hall hit, but there are already 100 threads about the Eagles being soft.

Fremantle fan #2: I know! A thread about grandmas complaining!

Fremantle fan #3: Brilliant. That'll keep the heat off the fact that we just got pumped by 10 goals by last year's wooden spooners at home.

Fremantle fan #1: Damn we're good at deflecting.

*All the fans chuckle and a new thread is started*

*bushie's Deflection Alert Device goes bananas*

I'll pay that

But unfortunately for you, my Deflection Alert Device is specifically calibrated for whinging, moaning WCE supporters who don't like prolonged criticism of their once proud club

And it is still going bananas.

Because of posts like this......

Good to see your hanging with your own kind, or are you just broadening the net?

 

[WCE929406]

Any chance you could knit them a heart muscle ?

 

[Spartan]

I'll pay that

But unfortunately for you, my Deflection Alert Device is specifically calibrated for whinging, moaning WCE supporters who don't like prolonged criticism of their once proud club

And it is still going bananas.

Because of posts like this......

lol. to that bushie i say atleast WCE was once a proud club. can't really say the same for the dorkers now can we?

 

[hoss]

Any chance you could knit them a heart muscle ?

Yes I agree (there's a first for everything!!!!)

If the WCE Grannies could knit their team a heart muscle we wouldn't have the ludicrasy of no one standing up for a mate after being hit behind play! Your new captain should be first in line!

 

[bushie]

Any chance you could knit them a heart muscle ?

Nice to see you admitting that your club has lost its ticker!!

Self ownage at its finest....you should run a clinic.

You really are an idiot!!!

 

[bushie]

lol. to that bushie i say atleast WCE was once a proud club. can't really say the same for the dorkers now can we?

Oh we've got plenty of pride.

Consistently winning games is our problem.

 

[The Night Shift]

Any chance you could knit them a heart muscle ?

Great post of self pwnage...

Lol..

 

[Parasite]

The incident happened on Saturday. It's now Wednesday. I don't listen to talkback radio but I'd imagine the grannies would have already worn out their dentures by now.

Thanks for the advance warning though.

We aren't talking about your average run of the mill whinging retirees here, we are talking West Coast Whining Old Women. They are battle hardened from years of moaning and groaning about their poor team. 4 days of whinging is barely time for them to warm up!

Besides, the verdict was yesterday, that gives them fresh ammunition.

 

[WestCoastCartel]

Oh we've got plenty of pride.

Consistently winning games is our problem.

What for? And how?

 

[Parasite]

What for? And how?

You wouldn't understand bandwagonner.

 

[Spartan]

You wouldn't understand bandwagonner.

What are you basing the fact that he is a 'bandwagonner' on? Based on his start date he joined right about the time we started going downhill and he's still here posting.

You have to be one of the dumbest and most ignorant Fremantle fans I've ever met. If you're going to troll do it with a little intelligence. Grannies whining? Are you that stupid that you couldn't come up with anything better?

Please come back with something along the lines of "West Coke Eagles", "Eagles are soft" or "We beat you" so that you can further confirm my point.

 

[bushie]

What for? And how?

Gee!!

A whole post that contains nothing but stupid questions.

Well done

 

[anti.]

so much hatred.

 

[bushie]

I love you anti

 

[Parasite]

What are you basing the fact that he is a 'bandwagonner' on? Based on his start date he joined right about the time we started going downhill and he's still here posting.

You have to be one of the dumbest and most ignorant Fremantle fans I've ever met. If you're going to troll do it with a little intelligence. Grannies whining? Are you that stupid that you couldn't come up with anything better?

Please come back with something along the lines of "West Coke Eagles", "Eagles are soft" or "We beat you" so that you can further confirm my point.

How about "Eagles Suck". Will that do?

I base the bandwagonner on the amount of Eagles fans that ask me "Why do you support Freo, they are useless, they'll never win the flag."
I support my team because they are my team - I don't support them because they won a flag and I'll feel really good about myself if I let everyone know I support them.

Hence Eagles fans = bandwagonners QED.