Western Dole cheques, Free kick watch 2019 edition

[thecatwrangler]

Common knowledge that after almost a century of waiting the western dole cheques won their 2nd flag. A flag they would never have won without umpire assistance in 2016. I wont revisit the finals series in great detail here but suffice to say for any late comers the free kick differential the dole cheques received was in excess of 40. A positive differential greater than most teams received in their entire 2016 season. To give some perspective of just how charitable the Umpiring fraternity was to The Western Dole cheques in their final against the GOAT, the hawks triple premiership winners the dole bludgers where penalised only once for holding the ball despite the Hawks laying a world record 104 tackles.

Now the Western Dole bludgers supporters will try and tell you this is nothing but saltiness but in all honesty I was loving the dogs 2016 flag win. Despite it being tainted and somewhat undeserving I had to laugh at the awesome troll season it was. Hell I post here.

So dont mistake my lack of respect for the dogs as a football charity organisation for dislike. Who could dislike such a useless mob of mostly harmless imbeciles with their two flags. I love laughing at lesser thans. This is the way of the Bay.

However the soft spot I hold for this red haired step cousin of a club goes further than just laughing at them. I would love the dogs to actually win a real flag for the first time in their history and so I have to call the AFL and its umpiring fraternity to account. No more charity. The Dogs are ready to win on their own!!
These little battlers out west deserve a real flag. Unassisted.

So the Bay needs to get behind the Dole cheques and shine a light on the cycle of AFL dependency out West and give these guys a hand up and not a hand out.

Dole cheques free kick watch 2019

round 1: 22 for 22 against (Swans are AFL owned franchise)
Round 2: 24 for 15 against (including 4 goals in the last quarter to carry them over the line, well done umps clearly BOG)
Round 3: for 27 against 12 (Loss to Suns)

Fans of clubs who earn their own keep please feel free to discuss your charitable donations to the doggies.... As a hawk, I would like to commend James Sicily for his donations to the doggies in round 2.

So after 3 rounds the Doles are benefiting from a positive differential of 24. WOW!!

 

[ChappyUK]

This is a late melt.

 

[Dazlington]

Chalking this wall of text down as a melt

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Lol Footscrazy

 

[frggr]

Melt noted

 

[Hairy Maclary]

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Common knowledge that after almost a century of waiting the western dole cheques won their 2nd flag. A flag they would never have won without umpire assistance in 2016. I wont revisit the finals series in great detail here but suffice to say for any late comers the free kick differential the dole cheques received was in excess of 40. A positive differential greater than most teams received in their entire 2016 season. To give some perspective of just how charitable the Umpiring fraternity was to The Western Dole cheques in their final against the GOAT, the hawks triple premiership winners the dole bludgers where penalised only once for holding the ball despite the Hawks laying a world record 104 tackles.

Now the Western Dole bludgers supporters will try and tell you this is nothing but saltiness but in all honesty I was loving the dogs 2016 flag win. Despite it being tainted and somewhat undeserving I had to laugh at the awesome troll season it was. Hell I post here.

So dont mistake my lack of respect for the dogs as a football charity organisation for dislike. Who could dislike such a useless mob of mostly harmless imbeciles with their two flags. I love laughing at lesser thans. This is the way of the Bay.

However the soft spot I hold for this red haired step cousin of a club goes further than just laughing at them. I would love the dogs to actually win a real flag for the first time in their history and so I have to call the AFL and its umpiring fraternity to account. No more charity. The Dogs are ready to win on their own!!
These little battlers out west deserve a real flag. Unassisted.

So the Bay needs to get behind the Dole cheques and shine a light on the cycle of AFL dependency out West and give these guys a hand up and not a hand out.

Dole cheques free kick watch 2019

round 1: 22 for 22 against (Swans are AFL owned franchise)
Round 2: 24 for 15 against (including 4 goals in the last quarter to carry them over the line, well done umps clearly BOG)
Round 3: for 27 against 12 (Loss to Suns)

Fans of clubs who earn their own keep please feel free to discuss your charitable donations to the doggies.... As a hawk, I would like to commend James Sicily for his donations to the doggies in round 2.

So after 3 rounds the Doles are benefiting from a positive differential of 24. WOW!!

I'm just glad the Paer got to belt the shit out of Max Gawn behind play one week before they cracked down on belting the shit out of people behind play.

 

[FISTO]

Oh man, the salt.

So much offended stemming from a round 2 loss.

 

[thecatwrangler]

uMMMM....I know the level of education out west is low and there is alot of words in the OP probably making comprehension difficult for all you supporters of lesser clubs so let me explain further. Especially for you FAR West geelong troglodytes.

The only thing melting here is my Heart for the lesser thans out west.

I want to give a hand up not a hand out.

You cant troll me. I barrack for the Hawks and being the most successful club for the past 60 years has made me impervious to melting. Basically its physically impossible.
Hard for all you supporters of lesser clubs to understand but there you have it.

 

[bh90210fan]

uMMMM....I know the level of education out west is low and there is alot of words in the OP probably making comprehension difficult for all you supporters of lesser clubs so let me explain further. Especially for you FAR West geelong troglodytes.

The only thing melting here is my Heart for the lesser thans out west.

I want to give a hand up not a hand out.

You cant troll me. I barrack for the Hawks and being the most successful club for the past 60 years has made me impervious to melting. Basically its physically impossible.
Hard for all you supporters of lesser clubs to understand but there you have it.

8/10 melt

 

[thecatwrangler]

8/10 melt

far, far west=special.

 

[bh90210fan]

far, far west=special.

3/10

 

[thecatwrangler]

i cant help but notice that there is some upset from far west clubs who also recieve AFL charity.

West Toast home cheat ground.
Geelong home cheat ground and He who cant be tackled.

Time to get off the AFL's teat and stand on your own two feet.

None of you can know how this feels but Trust me as a team that wins flags every four years there is an unshakeable self confidence you will never understand.

I know there is alot of jealousy here but I can help it if we win when it counts.

3/10

Hows the banjo practice going?

 

[bh90210fan]

i cant help but notice that there is some upset from far west clubs who also recieve AFL charity.

West Toast home cheat ground.
Geelong home cheat ground and He who cant be tackled.

Time to get off the AFL's teat and stand on your own two feet.

None of you can know how this feels but Trust me as a team that wins flags every four years there is an unshakeable self confidence you will never understand.

I know there is alot of jealousy here but I can help it if we win when it counts.


Hows the banjo practice going?

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Even a win over Norf cant soothe the Hawfies anoos

 

[Hairy Maclary]

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Yummmmmm

* Jumps up on table and steals toastie. Eats half, buries half in back yard for later *

 

[Mofra]

Captain log: It's week two of the Hawthorn melt at Sicily's stupidity and it shows no signs of abating. Emboldened by a lacklustre win over the spoon favourites, the Hawks have attempted to widen their melt to rope in sides that haven't had media injunctions placed upon them, but to little avail. Dingley remains the major source of AFL salt in 2019.

 

[thecatwrangler]

Captain log: It's week two of the Hawthorn melt at Sicily's stupidity and it shows no signs of abating. Emboldened by a lacklustre win over the spoon favourites, the Hawks have attempted to widen their melt to rope in sides that haven't had media injunctions placed upon them, but to little avail. Dingley remains the major source of AFL salt in 2019.

finally here.....
Mofra this isnt about the hawks.
We are doing just fine.
I want to help you break the cycle of umpire dependency.
I am here to help.

 

[darklake]

Microdicks..
Microdicks everywhere.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Dafuq is this shit?

 

[FISTO]

Its pretty bad when even the other Hawfies don't come to your defence

 

[Isaac Cumming No 1]

We gave them Tom Boyd.

And the opportunity to deflect from their basket case if a club that needs to be propped up by the others after a hundred years.

 

[Hairy Maclary]

Its pretty bad when even the other Hawfies don't come to your defence

They are too worried that they will give away a free kick

 

[Mofra]

We gave them Tom Boyd.

And the opportunity to deflect from their basket case if a club that needs to be propped up by the others after a hundred years.

In a stunning act of generosity - we can trade him back to you if you want.

 

[thecatwrangler]

In a stunning act of generosity - we can trade him back to you if you want.

admitting you have a problem with reliance on the generosity of others...this is a healthy first step.

 

[thecatwrangler]

They are too worried that they will give away a free kick

you may be interested to know that in the same 3 game time frame as the dole cheques you have a negative 5 free kick differential. Thats an extra 30 free kicks to the dogs. 10 per game= 1 extra player the dogs have on the field. (Wearing green).