- Banned
- #26
The Mississip', baby. That thing carries more water than all of Australia's rivers put together.
You could navigate an aircraft carrier up a fair bit of it.
And I know a lot of brave people who get half p!ssed and swim across rivers here. But I dont think trying to swim across that one unprepared ad-lib would be a good idea.
No matter how much "bundy" you had in ya, and how good it seemed at the time.
They tell me that after you go under you float back to the top about 35-37 hours later.
And your strides and shirt have definitely split.