Thanks to BigFooty.com, By now you should know when you're set to cark it, and Which Simpsons character you most align to...
Now here's how you can work out your new Drag Queen name...
I'll just say...Boobie Burgerchunks sent me this...
I go by the new moniker: Poopsie Girdlebuns... sigh
Have a go for yourself...
BigFooty.com...It's about finding out who you really are and when exactly you're gonna die!
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
>> > > > a = poopsie
>> > > > b = lumpy
>> > > > c = buttercup
>> > > > d = gidget
>> > > > e = crusty
>> > > > f = greasy
>> > > > g = fluffy
>> > > > h = cheeseball
>> > > > i = chim-chim
>> > > > j = stinky
>> > > > k = flunky
>> > > > l = boobie
>> > > > m = pinky
>> > > > n = zippy
>> > > > o = goober
>> > > > p = doofus
>> > > > q = slimy
>> > > > r = loopy
>> > > > s = snotty
>> > > > t = tulefel
>> > > > u = dorkey
>> > > > v = squeezit
>> > > > w = oprah
>> > > > x = skipper
>> > > > y = dinky
>> > > > z = zsa-zsa
>> > > >
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your
new last name:
>> > > > a = apple
>> > > > b = toilet
>> > > > c = giggle
>> > > > d = burger
>> > > > e = girdle
>> > > > f = barf
>> > > > g = lizard
>> > > > h = waffle
>> > > > i = cootie
>> > > > j = monkey
>> > > > k = potty
>> > > > l = liver
>> > > > m = banana
>> > > > n = rhino
>> > > > o = bubble
>> > > > p = hamster
>> > > > q = toad
>> > > > r = gizzard
>> > > > s = pizza
>> > > > t = gerbil
>> > > > u = chicken
>> > > > v = pickle
>> > > > w = chuckle
>> > > > x = tofu
>> > > > y = gorilla
>> > > > z = stinker
>> > > >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your
new last name:
>> > > > a = head
>> > > > b = mouth
>> > > > c = face
>> > > > d = nose
>> > > > e = tush
>> > > > f = breath
>> > > > g = pants
>> > > > h = shorts
>> > > > i = lips
>> > > > j = honker
>> > > > k = butt
>> > > > l = brain
>> > > > m = tushie
>> > > > n = chunks
>> > > > o = hiney
>> > > > p = biscuits
>> > > > q = toes
>> > > > r = buns
>> > > > s = fanny
>> > > > t = sniffer
>> > > > u = sprinkles
>> > > > v = kisser
>> > > > w = squirt
>> > > > x = humperdinck
>> > > > y = brains
>> > > > z = juice
>> > > >
Thus, for example, Michael Jordan's new name is BUTTERCUP BUBBLENOSE.
Now here's how you can work out your new Drag Queen name...
I'll just say...Boobie Burgerchunks sent me this...
I go by the new moniker: Poopsie Girdlebuns... sigh
Have a go for yourself...
BigFooty.com...It's about finding out who you really are and when exactly you're gonna die!
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
>> > > > a = poopsie
>> > > > b = lumpy
>> > > > c = buttercup
>> > > > d = gidget
>> > > > e = crusty
>> > > > f = greasy
>> > > > g = fluffy
>> > > > h = cheeseball
>> > > > i = chim-chim
>> > > > j = stinky
>> > > > k = flunky
>> > > > l = boobie
>> > > > m = pinky
>> > > > n = zippy
>> > > > o = goober
>> > > > p = doofus
>> > > > q = slimy
>> > > > r = loopy
>> > > > s = snotty
>> > > > t = tulefel
>> > > > u = dorkey
>> > > > v = squeezit
>> > > > w = oprah
>> > > > x = skipper
>> > > > y = dinky
>> > > > z = zsa-zsa
>> > > >
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your
new last name:
>> > > > a = apple
>> > > > b = toilet
>> > > > c = giggle
>> > > > d = burger
>> > > > e = girdle
>> > > > f = barf
>> > > > g = lizard
>> > > > h = waffle
>> > > > i = cootie
>> > > > j = monkey
>> > > > k = potty
>> > > > l = liver
>> > > > m = banana
>> > > > n = rhino
>> > > > o = bubble
>> > > > p = hamster
>> > > > q = toad
>> > > > r = gizzard
>> > > > s = pizza
>> > > > t = gerbil
>> > > > u = chicken
>> > > > v = pickle
>> > > > w = chuckle
>> > > > x = tofu
>> > > > y = gorilla
>> > > > z = stinker
>> > > >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your
new last name:
>> > > > a = head
>> > > > b = mouth
>> > > > c = face
>> > > > d = nose
>> > > > e = tush
>> > > > f = breath
>> > > > g = pants
>> > > > h = shorts
>> > > > i = lips
>> > > > j = honker
>> > > > k = butt
>> > > > l = brain
>> > > > m = tushie
>> > > > n = chunks
>> > > > o = hiney
>> > > > p = biscuits
>> > > > q = toes
>> > > > r = buns
>> > > > s = fanny
>> > > > t = sniffer
>> > > > u = sprinkles
>> > > > v = kisser
>> > > > w = squirt
>> > > > x = humperdinck
>> > > > y = brains
>> > > > z = juice
>> > > >
Thus, for example, Michael Jordan's new name is BUTTERCUP BUBBLENOSE.