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What pissed me off this week ?
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Daughter uses it and says it hurts but works
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Brothers round this week, Dreamtime next week, why not the same week.
Question Chief, does Sam Kerr get deported if found guilty of abusing a white person. How will it affect her working visa
Question Chief, does Sam Kerr get deported if found guilty of abusing a white person. How will it affect her working visa
- Aug 9, 2021
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Drove into a carpark and saw a guy walking to his car, stopped and waited, yep he's getting in, window down, reverse lights on, at this point and after about 90 seconds of me waiting a random car from the side enters the scene and indicates to take the spot! I give a little "bip" to show I'm there and he just points to the car spot, like he intends to take it.
Anyway due to the angles involved the other driver is in a better position to sneak in ahead of me despite my additional beeping and steals the spot.
My window down now as he exits the car, an older gentleman, I say to him "what the duck are you doing?, this was my spot"
He response "there is something called a queue you know"
"What the hell are you talking about, Ive been here waiting"
"Yes but I was in this carpark before you".
Holy crap I nearly ate my steering wheel.
Anyway due to the angles involved the other driver is in a better position to sneak in ahead of me despite my additional beeping and steals the spot.
My window down now as he exits the car, an older gentleman, I say to him "what the duck are you doing?, this was my spot"
He response "there is something called a queue you know"
"What the hell are you talking about, Ive been here waiting"
"Yes but I was in this carpark before you".
Holy crap I nearly ate my steering wheel.
Did you go back and deflate his tyres?
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I was tempted but it was one of those number plate recognition carparks with cameras.
I do actually keep a few lentils in my glovebox for this purpose (yes I am a psycho, and FYI a lentil under a valve cap tensioned just right will cause a nice slow leak).
I did run into him in the shops and told him that pulling those stunts with the wrong persons will end with a hospital visit sooner or later, but a total waste of time though, anyone that thinks and acts like that isn't worth the energy.
Ha ha, what a man
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I'm now having to buy my 3rd pillow in the past few months because my dog keeps pissing on it.
I've done plenty to ensure she doesn't get time alone in my room but every so often the guard is dropped or just sitting in the lounge room and have forgotten our bedroom door is open.
Not on the bed. Not on my wifes pillow. My pillow. With precision.
I've done plenty to ensure she doesn't get time alone in my room but every so often the guard is dropped or just sitting in the lounge room and have forgotten our bedroom door is open.
Not on the bed. Not on my wifes pillow. My pillow. With precision.
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Thinking I could relocate a very small beehive into my bee box with no protective equipment . Armpit bee stings are not enjoyable
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Not the first time I’ve been stung by my brilliant ideas. Hopefully I got the queen in my new box otherwise it was a really stupid idea
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Reminds me of an experience my mum witnessed in Chadstone. Melbournians will know Chaddy can be a nightmare to find a park. My mum was there one particularly hot day waiting for a park with another middle aged woman. My mum found a park and the other woman was patiently waiting for a spot with the indicator on whilst another shopper left. Some arseh*le ducked in and stole it from the other patient woman and when he got out both my mum and the woman objected to him. He flipped them off with other obscenities and went into Chaddy.
My mum chatted to the other woman, exchanged pleasantries etc and whilst doing so saw a spot open up 50 odd metres away which the other woman grabbed.
Mum was only in there for about half an hour but upon leaving noticed the assholes car front window smeared with a red substance. The other woman went and grabbed a couple of jam filled donuts and smeared them all over his window and on a 30+ degree day that aint coming off easily.
Probably not recommended as that shit could get you into trouble if the guy is a psycho but was amusing.
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I went to the shops years ago to do xmas eve shopping where it was a nightmare to find a park. After circling for a while I gave up and parked in the loading bay
Went in shopped for about 30 mins grabbing what I needed to and left without issue. That became my personal carpark for a while whenever I went there. No one ever questioned it
Went in shopped for about 30 mins grabbing what I needed to and left without issue. That became my personal carpark for a while whenever I went there. No one ever questioned it
I bought a new jacket and received it today. Part of the incentive to purchase was because I could get free postage and it was expedited shipping from Melbourne. I've just sent an email request to exchange the jacket, anf the return address is in Italy where the postage will be almost the same price as the item. I think they gamble on nobody bothering to return the item.
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Ad Block, last year 29 bucks and worked well, this year they just take 120, and it's crap. Nothing but ads.
Petrol Stations, price variations up to 10 cents per litre, yet they're only up the road from each other.
Petrol Stations, price variations up to 10 cents per litre, yet they're only up the road from each other.
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Conflict in the office and everyone getting dragged into it.
People are idiots, avoid or de escalate conflict as much as possible, managing this shit pisses the bosses off
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What was the joke?a guy on BF with no sense of humour
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Love an office conflict because they're always dumb AF, overreactions, and I never involve myself so it's easy to sit and watch adults behave like children
Pain in the ass as manager though. Once had 2 women say "I'm not sitting next to her", there were 2 desks with me in an office. Not sure what they wanted achieve with that but whatever it was they didn't get it
Pain in the ass as manager though. Once had 2 women say "I'm not sitting next to her", there were 2 desks with me in an office. Not sure what they wanted achieve with that but whatever it was they didn't get it
I mean i do like watching them because I'm not usually involved as well. We had a recent issue with a sexist comment made to one of our team, unfortunately I witnessed it so I had to get involved in that one. That sort of thing is serious though, fighting over desks or where you sit is dumb of course.
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I remember my TL (got along with her very well) years ago complaining about her husband not doing the dishes at home. At least she saw the funny side of me leaving my dishes in the sink with a note "Roberta will do these". Whenever a bloke in the team was sick she asked if we needed a hospital bed organised as 'man flu is so debilitating, women would never understand your struggle'. I should have gone to HR about her sexism haha!
A bloke here said the other day 'women know nothing about footy' when talking about footy media. Lady over the divider says "I'm beating you in the tips by 5", that shut him up very quickly...
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